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Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 28, 2008
his_grace:

una dey take una p ussy dey play abi? may the condom continue to break so that u all catch HIV - this is my fervent prayer - oh - may it come to pass before my very eyes.
OK, your prayer will catch up to you. . .idiocy is really a privilege to the uneducated or those that call themselves educated, but without common sense. . . .no one is blaming you. omo, do your thang

tommyex:

so cool post,Now i go fast 4wrd our wedding oo
sorry o. . . after what you did, me and you broke up for good.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 10:51pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

It has oh. It is the starting point to any engagement of condoms with a woman.

If I want to **** you, whats the best method to approach you? Except if you place your market on the streets then there is no need to tell you I love you. All na to just flash the money abi undecided

lol who told you? Try a one night stand . . .
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Dreloaded(f): 10:51pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

It has oh. It is the starting point to any engagement of condoms with a woman.

If I want to **** you, whats the best method to approach you? Except if you place your market on the streets then there is no need to tell you I love you. All na to just flash the money abi undecided

or maybe the woman just wants to have sex, no strings attached. They enjoy it too you know without being lied to or needing money.

I wonder about you sometimes, paraki.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by uspry1(f): 10:53pm On Feb 28, 2008
D-reloaded:

I'm quite aware no one is perfect but I can personally say for MYSELF that I wouldnt sleep with someone I don't trust. My imperfections and hypocrisy lie elsewhere.

Anyway Most guys tend not to care if even aya mantanga is in their bed so I'm not surprised

@D-reloaded

Not even your exbf you don't trust, you won't sleep exbf? ? That what @tommy tried say!
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 10:55pm On Feb 28, 2008
D-reloaded:

lol paraki is so naive. tongue

you really think everyone who has sex is "in love", wetin concern "I love you" with this matter.

Sharrap jare tongue

No be wetin your ear wan hear continually be that All this wonder~women sef grin grin grin grin

God save you, you no dey my domot, you for dey type your condom horror story here tongue


@ 4Him,
Thats why I said if your market is on the streets, all you need na to flash the money. You no read that one for my posts shocked
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 10:55pm On Feb 28, 2008
his_grace:

who be this smelly pu ssy Morenikeji09?
eya, the truth is hard to bare, ain't it? often times, the truth is bitter. .
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tollu: 10:56pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

It has oh. It is the starting point to any engagement of condoms with a woman.

If I want to **** you, whats the best method to approach you? Except if you place your market on the streets then there is no need to tell you I love you. All na to just flash the money abi undecided



You need just the right lyrics.  tongue

@Morenike wetin you and His grace get together?  

@his grace abegeeee
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tommyex(m): 10:59pm On Feb 28, 2008
NIKE
lo,i dey feel u dis evenin jare,BTW u dont do YIM again?i dey miss ur flows.U know Buckcherry group?(rock)
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:00pm On Feb 28, 2008
D-reloaded:

or maybe the woman just wants to have sex, no strings attached. They enjoy it too you know without being lied to or needing money.

I wonder about you sometimes, paraki.
Woman just wan have sex, no strings attached. Which kain woman be that. Can you do such? shocked shocked shocked

I wonder about you too sometimes, kiss
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Dreloaded(f): 11:01pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Sharrap jare tongue

No be wetin your ear wan hear continually be that All this wonder~women sef grin grin grin grin

God save you, you no dey my domot, you for dey type your condom horror story here tongue

I suggest you re-read my post as I made an "edit" and put away the retarded pidgin. I dont understand all that nonsense.

Olodo  grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Dreloaded(f): 11:03pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Woman just wan have sex, no strings attached. Which kain woman be that. Can you do such? shocked shocked shocked

I wonder about you too sometimes, kiss

What concerns me with anything? *sighs* I didnt know you were worse than the local dorks around here. Where a person makes a comment and people immediately try to make it seem they are talking about themselves.

What a retarded question. what "kind of man" does the same?
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 11:04pm On Feb 28, 2008
@tollu
no mind his_grace, he's just a little boy. . .that's what happens when porn is on the net. . .all this idiot talks about is p ussy like he lives in a p ussy. i no blame him sha. its the result of our so called modernized world.

@tommysexy
tommyex:

NIKE
lo,i dey feel u this evenin jare,BTW u don't do YIM again?i dey miss your flows.You know Buckcherry group?(rock)
eya, sorry o. buckberry ke? never heard of it. i kind of had to reinstall my YIM a while back. buzz me, i'll sign in. you still have my ID,right?
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:04pm On Feb 28, 2008
his_grace:

true talk - your pu ssy is smelly - akamu wey don pour inside your pussy go do reach to full one water tanker - chei - i hope say the pussy no dey begin leak self?
Who released this deranged dog? Alabiyemmy, you are back on the forum with your nuisance? Quietly crawl back to your kernel oh.

See the senseless words your are throwing around. To even think you are 30 yepa disgracing yourself here.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 11:07pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

@ 4Him,
Thats why I said if your market is on the streets, all you need na to flash the money. You no read that one for my posts shocked

she doesnt need to have her wares on the street. . . if she likes you, you like her and you both just decide to get together what's the problem with that?
You dont have to be dating . . . its called NSA.  tongue

Disclaimer: i dont do such.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Dreloaded(f): 11:07pm On Feb 28, 2008
Btw money and one night stand dont correlate. Quite a difference between one night stand and prostitution, unless you wanna imply that uspry1 is one?

Kai you just dey travel for nothing.  tongue

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Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:08pm On Feb 28, 2008
tollu:

You need just the right lyrics. tongue
Let me know your lyrics soon then. grin


D-reloaded:

What concerns me with anything? *sighs* I didnt know you were worse than the local dorks around here. Where a person makes a comment and people immediately try to make it seem they are talking about themselves.

What a retarded question. what "kind of man" does the same?
What concerns me with anything? *Sighs*

What a retarded question.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Dreloaded(f): 11:09pm On Feb 28, 2008
Did I say you do such?

Olodo ni e o.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 11:11pm On Feb 28, 2008
his_grace:

You wey them need to take go aro - see your face like monkey own.
omo, go and sleep. shogbo? you have nothing else to do. me i no get energy to yab you tonight. we'll yab all we want tomorrow. dnt worry, i promise you that. kiss

@tommysexy
am online. . .
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:13pm On Feb 28, 2008
his_grace:

You wey them need to take go aro - see your face like monkey own.
Keep it on oh. I know for your case, throwing baby insults adds to your idiotic intelligence. I thought you do have been redeemed all the while.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:13pm On Feb 28, 2008
Lmao. . ."I love you" just for sex? Nahh baby! tongue

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Re: Condom Horror Stories by tommyex(m): 11:13pm On Feb 28, 2008
Nike
Ok MA
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tollu: 11:14pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Let me know your lyrics soon then. grin


Even if you did know, you wouldn't sing it right.  cheesy
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Dreloaded(f): 11:15pm On Feb 28, 2008
R-Dy

These guys are mad naive  embarassed grin

they actually think everyone falls for the love you crap. If the girl wants  sex she will have it even if you no yarn that rubbish. olodos all around. Lmfao

anyway im off. later love kiss
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 11:16pm On Feb 28, 2008
Face it pahtahkee . . . how many guys truly love the girls they sleep with?   grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:17pm On Feb 28, 2008
D-reloaded:

Did I say you do such?

Olodo ni e o.
Sulia grin grin grin grin

Abeg dont make me feast on you tonight oh. Did you not see that I was playing the same words you used on me with you? grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:17pm On Feb 28, 2008
D-reloaded:

If the girl wants sex she will have it even if you no yarn that rubbish.

Exactly. wink Take care, sweetie kiss
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:19pm On Feb 28, 2008
4Him:

Face it pahtahkee . . . how many guys truly love the girls they sleep with? grin
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I no fit answer your question. tongue

If going by the postulation and assumption of D-reloaded and Dynamite, how many ladies truly love the guys they sleep with? grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:20pm On Feb 28, 2008
Pataki, ever slept with a girl who asked for your name in the morning just before leaving your house? grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tollu: 11:21pm On Feb 28, 2008
D-reloaded:



These guys are mad naive  embarassed grin

they actually think everyone falls for the love you crap. If the girl wants  sex she will have it even if you no yarn that rubbish. olodos all around. Lmfao


Please tell them. When it comes to sex, these days, the guys get played.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Scarlett(f): 11:21pm On Feb 28, 2008
This seems to be a hot topic.
i will just chip in a bit.

There was a time i slept with someone, my boyfriend of the time. . .
Yup, the condom broke and thank God we were both clean
i didn't have to abort any pregnancy but i was scared, it just wasn't worth it.

Its the reason why i would rather preach abstinence than condom use.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 11:22pm On Feb 28, 2008
Pataks . . . no long thing.  grin The trick is to get the woman inside ur house . . . once inside no more escape.
you dont even need to know her phone number sef unless u think you may want a return match.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:23pm On Feb 28, 2008
Scarlett:



Its the reason why i would rather preach abstinence than condom use.


grin

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