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Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:24pm On Feb 28, 2008
tollu:

Even if you did know, you wouldn't sing it right. cheesy
A trial will confuse you grin

R-Dynamite:

Pataki, ever slept with a girl who asked for your name in the morning just before leaving your house? grin

Actually it is the other way around. tongue grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 11:24pm On Feb 28, 2008
tollu:

Please tell them. When it comes to sex, these days, the guys get played.

maybe in planet mars.  grin Many guys have stand bys, the minute you leave the door another is ready to take ur place.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tommyex(m): 11:25pm On Feb 28, 2008
4him
few do
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:25pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Actually it is the other way around. tongue grin

No, baby! You can guess the guy's reaction grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 11:26pm On Feb 28, 2008
tommyex:

4him
few do

its those kind of guys who come here crying about how their woman slapped them in public . . .
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:27pm On Feb 28, 2008
4Him:

its those kind of guys who come here crying about how their woman slapped them in public . . .

lmao tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:29pm On Feb 28, 2008
4Him:

Pataks . . . no long thing. grin The trick is to get the woman inside your house . . . once inside no more escape.
you don't even need to know her phone number sef unless u think you may want a return match.

Hen hen shocked shocked shocked shocked

No corrupt me abeg oh cheesy


4Him:

maybe in planet mars. grin Many guys have stand bys, the minute you leave the door another is ready to take your place.
Tell them make them hear well well. cheesy Guys have gone beyond the level of Nepa taking light and you stick with your candles. Things don change now. grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Scarlett(f): 11:31pm On Feb 28, 2008
Seriously.
Guys don't get many offers but when they do its like Christmas
As for girls, every time a guy looks at us, its an offer
So i guess girls have it easy in this department

Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:32pm On Feb 28, 2008
R-Dynamite:

No, baby! You can guess the guy's reaction grin
I guess it must be those guys on the romance section crying that girlfriend left them grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 11:32pm On Feb 28, 2008
Scarlett:

Seriously.
Guys don't get many offers but when they do its like Christmas
As for girls, every time a guy looks at us, its an offer
So i guess girls have it easy in this department

grin cheesy grin grin grin this chic must be from Camerooun.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 11:33pm On Feb 28, 2008
Scarlett:

Seriously.
Guys don't get many offers but when they do its like Christmas
As for girls, every time a guy looks at us, its an offer
So i guess girls have it easy in this department
hmmmmmmmm!!


@tommy
omo, talk your own and let me hear na. . . my ears are itching for your story story grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tollu: 11:34pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Tell them make them hear well well. cheesy Guys have gone beyond the level of Nepa taking light and you stick with your candles. Things don change now. grin

You guys hardly reveal your true feelings all in the name of showing emotional machismo, you get played all the time! Pataki and 4Him, you guys must have had your fair share of 'it was good but i'ld rather we stopped seeing'. own up.

pahtahkee:

A trial will confuse you grin


Bring it on!
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:36pm On Feb 28, 2008
Scarlett:

Seriously.
Guys don't get many offers but when they do its like Christmas
As for girls, every time a guy looks at us, its an offer
So i guess girls have it easy in this department



Where are you from? grin grin grin grin No be for this forum, we see girls fighting for just one guy. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Scarlett(f): 11:37pm On Feb 28, 2008
Seriously, i am Nigerian even if i do have mixed blood
the other part isn't Cameroonian.
But i know i speak a truth, guys will not admit it
like you sir and really what has Cameroon to do with this?
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:39pm On Feb 28, 2008
Scarlett:

Seriously, i am Nigerian even if i do have mixed blood
the other part isn't Cameroonian.
But i know i speak a truth, guys will not admit it
like you sir and really what has Cameroon to do with this?

Actually ma, he meant Sao Tome and Principe not Cameroon. grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:40pm On Feb 28, 2008
Scarlett:

Seriously.
Guys don't get many offers but when they do its like Christmas
As for girls, every time a guy looks at us, its an offer
So i guess girls have it easy in this department



As much as I want to agree with you, I still can't grin grin grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:42pm On Feb 28, 2008
tollu:

You guys hardly reveal your true feelings all in the name of showing emotional machismo, you get played all the time! Pataki and 4Him, you guys must have had your fair share of 'it was good but i'ld rather we stopped seeing'. own up.

Bring it on!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! What is your password?

Thou shall not lead me into temptations, I can find it on my own tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:43pm On Feb 28, 2008
4Him:

grin cheesy grin grin grin this chic must be from Camerooun.

How d'u know? Is part of you from there too? grin tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:45pm On Feb 28, 2008
R-Dynamite:

As much as I want to agree with you, I still can't grin grin grin

She dey lie abi she dey talk true? grin grin grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:48pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

She dey lie abi she dey talk true? grin grin grin

You no understand wetin I write? grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 11:48pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Actually ma, he meant Sao Tome and Principe not Cameroon. grin

grin grin grin grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:50pm On Feb 28, 2008
4Him:

its those kind of guys who come here crying about how their woman slapped them in public . . .
This romance section get all kind of story walahi. Everyday na new romance discovery. grin

R-Dynamite:

You no understand wetin I write? grin
I just wan put my finger for ya mouth small. tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by uspry1(f): 11:51pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! What is your password?

Thou shall not lead me into temptations, I can find it on my own tongue

@pahtahkee

You cannot get forbidden password because you quoted,"Thou shall not lead yourself into temptation", then wetin dey you nibi yi on the romance section? Go religion section ati pray harder ati harder to renew your mind! grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by RDynamite(f): 11:53pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

This romance section get all kind of story walahi. Everyday na new romance discovery. grin

You just reminded me of that dude whose "girlfriend" saved his number as "ALERO DORCAS" grin grin grin

pahtahkee:

I just wan put my finger for ya mouth small. tongue

Silly Wally grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tollu: 11:56pm On Feb 28, 2008
pahtahkee:

I just wan put my finger for ya mouth small. tongue

Naughty Naughty  grin

pahtahkee:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! What is your password?


Discovering the password is all part of the thrill but since we are talking indiscrimate sex here, 'OPEN SESAME' would do.  wink
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 11:56pm On Feb 28, 2008
uspry1:

@pahtahkee

You cannot get forbidden password because you quoted,"Thou shall not lead yourself into temptation", then wetin dey you nibi yi on the romance section? Go religion section ati pray harder ati harder to renew your mind! grin
Ore mi Uspry1,

I am temptation on my own. tongue Am on the romance section to tempt you all tongue I don renew my mind grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 12:02am On Feb 29, 2008
R-Dynamite:

You just reminded me of that dude who's "girlfriend" saved his number as "ALERO DORCAS" grin grin grin

Silly Wally grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin

I could not stop reading that thread this evening. When I read the part of where Sly stated a friend saving another of his friends name as didirin grin grin

Wahala dey for this life. cheesy


tollu:

Naughty Naughty grin

Discovering the password is all part of the thrill but since we are talking indiscrimate sex here, 'OPEN SESAME' would do. wink
You sha wan make I pour tonight. cheesy You no read the thread of where some people carry lock themselves for room and no pour for four days gbako shocked grin and here you dey wan make I ejaculate for romance section tonight grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 4Him(m): 12:13am On Feb 29, 2008
R-Dynamite:

How d'u know? Is part of you from there too? grin tongue

Only a chic from Cameroun thinks a girl has it easier than a guy when it comes to relationships. tongue

pahtahkee:

You sha wan make I pour tonight. cheesy

You want to pour? shocked shocked grin grin Get thee behind me satan, dont corrupt my pure heart.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by tollu: 12:18am On Feb 29, 2008
pahtahkee:

You sha wan make I pour tonight. cheesy You no read the thread of where some people carry lock themselves for room and no pour for four days gbako shocked grin and here you dey wan make I ejaculate for romance section tonight grin

"ooooh, i don't want, i don't need, i can't stand no minute man, i don't want no minute maaaaannnn".
'Missy Elliot "one minute man'.

Wetin u don see wey u wan dey offload? tongue
Anyways enough sluttiness for tonight. smiley
Re: Condom Horror Stories by pahtahkee: 12:24am On Feb 29, 2008
tollu:

"ooooh, i don't want, i don't need, i can't stand no minute man, i don't want no minute maaaaannnn".
'Missy Elliot "one minute man'.

Wetin u don see wey u wan dey offload? tongue
Anyways enough sluttiness for tonight. smiley

Thank you oh. No more condom horror tonight tongue


4Him:


You want to pour? shocked shocked grin grin Get thee behind me satan, don't corrupt my pure heart.
grin grin grin Oniranu.

Got your mind out of the gutter jare. tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by TheSly: 12:30am On Feb 29, 2008
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Yes. . . she was busy twisting them waist like a cobra when we were on it. .


But recently a girl wanted me to impregnate her,so she had to put alota holes on my Condoms where i kept 'em (idk what she used bu' i guessed maybe it was needle ) . . .
But unfortunately for her. .
Im way too smart for that crap. . angry angry angry angry

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Re: Condom Horror Stories by tommyex(m): 12:36am On Feb 29, 2008
I'm way too smart for that crap

dey fool urself oo,later bro

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