I see you people are still yarning dust

R-Dynamite:

You just reminded me of that dude who's "girlfriend" saved his number as "ALERO DORCAS" ;

Rofl. Seriously these guys are in denial of how they are being played.

®~^Sly^~®:

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But recently a girl wanted me to impregnate her,so she had to put alota holes on my Condoms where i kept 'em (idk what she used bu' i guessed maybe it was needle ) . . .
But unfortunately for her. .
I'm way too smart for that crap. .

I dont get it, How did you figure?

That's what you people get for sleeping with crazy people you barely know

@Poster!
This is indeed condom House of Horror!

Oh ma goodness.

It was so creepy.

Once during ma seasons of stupidity when i was easily enticed by the things of the world and nice looking guys.
This was like eight years ago.

I was having a night of passion or was it a day? I cannot remember (was much younger then and foolisher then). Anyways, we were doing our thing and then when the deed was done, i said alright then and waited for him to dismount and remove his thingy.

When he pulled it out, the condom actually came and got stuck in ma vagina.
It was the scariest thing i have experienced (since labour sha). We tried to seriously pull out the condom , it didnt work.
I was so scared, i was scared of infections, scared of all sorts and the condom was actually in there for a while (two days). I was so scared, ma goodness.

Well, it eventually came out after a two days when i was doing a whizz in the toilet.

Scary stuff i say.

Yoo cannot eat your cake and have it

@ all

i actually buy scarlet ideas on d issue dat females nowadays av d upper hand in a relationship. i actually preach the female spermacy thin, i belive every female know wat dey do.

i have had uncountable one night stand, some of dem i dont know dere names, we jsut meet somewhere, and the light flare in our eyes den bamn, we are doin our thin (WIT BIG TIME PROTECTION OH).

ive actually dated a girl dat told me she just wanted a Bleep (JEEZ) till 2day i respect her.

so guy try lettin d female do d approachin thin and u would find out dats its always kool

LOVE DEM GURLS

Go 4 gold!

Preach Heaven, Preach Earth. Ain't no way a dude will use GC with me

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I don't get it, How did you figure?
That's what you people get for sleeping with crazy people you barely know

Dont mind me ma sister. . seh bi ojukokoro lo pa mi. . .

at the top of 'em Cd, it's supposed to be filled with air so that them din don din would be able to settle down after commin out. . .
But i realized that there aint no space at all in 'em CD,. . . . I knew sumn was wrong so i removed it
Then i took another one and i blew sum air into it to ascertain if its alright, but to my suprise. . .
It was leaking as if u r pouring water inside a basket!!!. . .i was pissed!!!!!!!
At that particular moment, the expression on her face was k.inda fishy. . . . .
na God saved me!

That is why i only use Magnums i would rather unprotected than use any other condom

®~^Sly^~®:

Dont mind me ma sister. . seh bi ojukokoro lo pa mi. . .

at the top of 'em Cd, it's supposed to be filled with air so that them din don din would be able to settle down after commin out. . .
But i realized that there aint no space at all in 'em CD,. . . . I knew sumn was wrong so i removed it
Then i took another one and i blew sum air into it to ascertain if its alright, but to my suprise. . .
It was leaking as if you're pouring water inside a basket!!!. . .i was pissed!!!!!!!
At that particular moment, the expression on her face was k.inda fishy. . . . .
na God saved save me!

You be Bill gates pikin? OR is your spermatozoa " hot cake"?
Maybe she wanted you to be infected with HIV or Staph,herpes, gono e.t.c.
Why must you only think about pregnancy?
Maybe she had other more evil sinister motives for doing that.
oloju kokoro

hollandis:

You be Bill gates pikin? OR is your spermatozoa " hot cake"?
Maybe she wanted you to be infected with HIV or Staph,herpes, gono e.t.c.
Why must you only think about pregnancy?
Maybe she had other more evil sinister motives for doing that.
oloju kokoro

lol

You be Bill gates pikin? OR is your spermatozoa " hot cake"?
Maybe she wanted you to be infected with HIV or Staph,herpes, gono e.t.c.
Why must you only think about pregnancy?
Maybe she had other more evil sinister motives for doing that.
oloju kokoro

nah!!. . . .she's been reiterating that she needed a half caste but so said the request was declined . . .
She aint gettin no half caste or full caste from moi. . . nah!!!!. . . . .its for me wife



Olojukokoro ni iwo nah!!. . .

®~^Sly^~®:

Dont mind me ma sister. . seh bi ojukokoro lo pa mi. . .

at the top of 'em Cd, it's supposed to be filled with air so that them din don din would be able to settle down after commin out. . .
But i realized that there aint no space at all in 'em CD,. . . . I knew sumn was wrong so i removed it
Then i took another one and i blew sum air into it to ascertain if its alright, but to my suprise. . .
It was leaking as if you're pouring water inside a basket!!!. . .i was pissed!!!!!!!
At that particular moment, the expression on her face was k.inda fishy. . . . .
na God saved me!

Lmao we thank God or your life. Hope that's a lesson learned. Some people are just insane

BE CAREFUL. Sleeping with people you dont trust doesnt make any sense to me.

Any go and sin no more.  

half caste wetin?

What are you, Sly

Damn Sly i guess u r hot lik that

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Lmao we thank God or your life. Hope that's a lesson learned. Some people are just insane

BE CAREFUL. Sleeping with people you don't trust doesnt make any sense to me.

Anyway go and sin no more.

I am now a reverend father!. . .
Besides. . . ''Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.''

Damn Sly i guess you're hot lik that

No mind them gyals. . . .****why me****

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half caste wetin?

What are you, Sly

War Front!. . .

you know what Im asking jare

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you know what I'm asking jare

Yes i told ya na. . .abi

LOl. . . .ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. . ski. .

why the sad face? u still didnt get it? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo u meant where i originated from?

I am mixed. . .( modified ) but i stayed in them yoruba land for sum years. . . . sorry i didn't get it earlier. .

Pele sotigbo. . . .

That's Better

wetin be ski sef

You craze o 

Ski is another laughing style. . . .

U know just in case u r puttin on a white shirt and u dont wanna roll on the floor. . .u can just ski laugh. .
. . . . . but ma fi erin seh ara e lehse oo. . .

®~^Sly^~®:


nah!!. . . .she's been reiterating that she needed a half caste but so said the request was declined . . .
She aint gettin no half caste or full caste from moi. . . nah!!!!. . . . .its for me wife



Olojukokoro ni iwo nah!!. . .

Oju mi wa pa.Iwo ni oloju kokoro ati terrorist.Kilon shey ni IRAQ?
BTW give that girl a quater caste o better still 0.01%caste of your albinism
my guy Albino no be half caste o
ski ski ski ski ski skis ski ski ski ski skis

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Oju mi wa pa.Iwo ni oloju kokoro ati terrorist.Kilon shey ni IRAQ?
BTW give that girl a quater caste o better still 0.01%caste of your albinism
my guy Albino no be half caste o
ski ski ski ski ski skis ski ski ski ski skis

Lol. . . .Ski. . .. . . Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .

O ti mara!. . . tani albino. . . emi ti awon sisi oyinbo n je rush rush bi pepper soup
Iwo omo dudu bi taya motor yi. . .u wan dey show for here. . u weh be say if u give person like me a handshake, all your black wowo skin go pill for my hand ni!!

oloju bi oju olongbo iya agba!. . .

Thin rod suppose wear thin condom

Sly

u no wan well again sef

Sly, u just a clown

tommyex:

Sly

u no wan well again sef

Na u sabi. . . .i no send u. . .

Remember:. . . . . . ''Show me your friends and i'll tell u who u are''. . .so if i no well. . .mean say u self no well. . .
yeye guy. .

R-Dynamite:

Sly, u just a clown

Dynamite thank YUUUUUU!!!