@ IRS pls hold the fort King Diva Cup

king diva cup?
No homo, i ain't no damn diva.
Sit down man, isn't it time for you to write in your diary about how snaazzy turned you down again?

Just keep your mountainous lips sealed . . . Snazzy and I are now the best of friends and if you want to know she is getting pregnant for one and only moi . typewriter soon. . .

so know it that we won't be needing any of your Dive cup or that King of Tampon for along time to come

Pregnant,abi you're high

call it all u want

for me I just proclaimed my destiny

boy am off to bed to meet my Snazzy. You never can tell Today may be my lucky night.
wish me luck (we need a baby girl as the first child). but that does not mean we will buy more Diva cup from u!

@Sade511:you called me by the wrong name on my yahoo.

Ooppss what did I call you?
Sorry

You called me typewriter.but it's ok.

:p :p

you need to stop or,

or what

If i told you i might get banned from here,but it involves my

Your what?

And what am I doing?

Nothing,just sit down,and enjoy what you receive

lol sade called you typewritter

does that not tell you anything ?

tell him what? imitation i guess?

that only tells me she has you in her head instead of MR. IRS

snazzy must not see this!
u should have been economical a bit whit words like this

Well i used Tampons for a very loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time and one day i met this lady that her daughter contacted TSS ( Toxic shock Syndrome) from using tampons, it is rare but it does happen. Read the leaflet that comes with it , they will tell you or used to i haven't used one in yrs but ever since i have been hooked on pad. I also think you feel clean with pad i mean everything comes out. Tampon only hurts when you don't insert it well, find a friend that uses it and have em show you how. It is pretty easy when you know how and comfy.

bluenubian?? where have you been lately? Pads big? haven't you heard of always ultra thins? hmmm

Someone actually wrote you can wear tampon all day? meen that must be some stench. ewwwwwwwwwww.Please change your tampon like you would pad.

Wearing a tampon is like having a dickk up your coochie for hours, not pretty.

K2DaC:

Wearing a tampon is like having a dickk up your coochie for hours, not pretty.

Well, i often use tampons.
But sometimes they make me uncomtortable,
maybe i insert too deep,
so when am home i let if just flow out and use pads,

Well around the house I use a tampon or towards the end of my period I wear tampons at home and out. But when I go out the first couple days, I always have a tampon, and maybe a pad at the same time.

K2DaC:

Wearing a tampon is like having a dickk up your coochie for hours, not pretty.

roflmao *dies*

@topic
I use tampoons. Pads make me feel like i got a diaper on

K2DaC:

Wearing a tampon is like having a dickk up your coochie for hours, not pretty.

@kc
which di*ck have u been messing with that is as small as a tampon?

bluenubian:

@kc
which di*ck have u been messing with that is as small as a tampon?

why da face, am jus curious?

bluenubian:

why da face, am jus curious?

You and KC have been added to my private list of the naughtiest Nairaland ladies.