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Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Chicent(m): 9:22am On Mar 01, 2013
kip flowing d flows are hot.....flow na give and take.u go tel er mama say she wanted it nd u gave it 2her wholeheartedly.u no stingy
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by MrAnoTi(m): 9:43am On Mar 01, 2013
Flow hope say no be you oh undecided
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by mysticgal(f): 10:11am On Mar 01, 2013
kai laugh the kill me for here.flow ntoooo,good for you at least make trouble the flow meet ya.
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by opeoluwa2(f): 11:07am On Mar 01, 2013
#shaking my head#
Haba, naw only you??
Flowing into trouble
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by seuncyber(m): 11:19am On Mar 01, 2013
no be flow give girl belle na him guy girl belle.....
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Nobody: 11:20am On Mar 01, 2013
You don give Kehinde belle....you don become Baba Ibeji be that...God don catch you eventually....hahahahahaha....flow you too much.
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by FoxyUltimate(m): 11:45am On Mar 01, 2013
Where Flow enter self? angry angry
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by omoadeleye(m): 12:25pm On Mar 01, 2013
flow1759: "I paused abruptly when i heard what almost made me escaped out of my room through the window.

"where the room of the corper wey give u belle?" a female voice yelled outside.
haahaa oga flowey u dhan enter anoda yawa again, lah to sit down watch ur problem again sure pass nw .
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Nobody: 12:34pm On Mar 01, 2013
Kasala don burst oh oh oh
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by 4kizo(m): 2:05pm On Mar 01, 2013
Problem
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by kcreal(f): 3:00pm On Mar 01, 2013
Real gwege.
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Cutex01(m): 3:10pm On Mar 01, 2013
lmao, mhen!!!, flow you are da bomb. kudos for the entertainment ma guy, may your ink never run dry. sail on
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by deesnipes(f): 3:15pm On Mar 01, 2013
Can't keep my silence again, where is flow o?
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by simplifier(f): 3:18pm On Mar 01, 2013
She make we give u '1759' b4 u go update?angry angry angry
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 5:27pm On Mar 01, 2013
simplifier: She make we give u '1759' b4 u go update?angry angry angry

make una no vex, i go hustle, i just dey come. Make una give me some time make i chop.
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by kcreal(f): 6:04pm On Mar 01, 2013
flow1759:

make una no vex, i go hustle, i just dey come. Make una give me some time make i chop.

Oya chop sharp sharp come update.
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Gepheral: 6:32pm On Mar 01, 2013
flow1759:

make una no vex, i go hustle, i just dey come. Make una give me some time make i chop.

Welcome buddy...
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Kwinhapi(f): 6:33pm On Mar 01, 2013
Wow,cant stop laughing @ d way u fall ur padis'hand.
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by oluamid(m): 7:07pm On Mar 01, 2013
Chei! Flow iyaf flowed belle into Kehinde's tummy....BUT shebi u use condom na?? abi u no use?
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Splendblex(f): 8:00pm On Mar 01, 2013
oluamid: Chei! Flow iyaf flowed belle into Kehinde's tummy....BUT shebi u use condom na?? abi u no use?
condom isn't 100% safe na
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by mysticgal(f): 8:27pm On Mar 01, 2013
Where the boy sef,wetin you de do abi you never chop finish?FLOW!!!!!
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 8:38pm On Mar 01, 2013
"yeeeeh!! I don die today oh, who i give belle na" i almost shouted as i drew closer to my window, i saw it as the only escape route.

"i say show me the corper room!!" the voice yelled loudly. The loundness of the voice sent shivers down my spine, and i slipped and fell. I tried standing up, but my body was too heavy to move, so i crawled to the window.

"na the room be dis?" the voice queried. "yes!!" a crying voice responded. On hearing that i quickly put my right leg out through the window. So, with my right leg out, and my left leg in, i was gathering momentum to jump out like a "frog". My heartbeat increased, i could feel a sharp pain in my chest, "abi i wan get heart attack?" i tot. I heard another voice, "Flow come oh, Ilorin don give girl belle oh" Angom said berging into my room and scaring me real good. "Flow, why u sidon for ur window na?" Angom asked, "ehnn ehnn ehnn, i wan collect fresh breeze" i stammered. I immediately found my lost breathe. "God i thank u oh, so no be me at last?" i tot as i rushed out with Angom to go see the "mini drama" Ilorin was displaying.

Ilorin was postrating flat on the floor pleading. At the sight of him postrating i quickly recalled that he had once told us that an Eyeh member can't postrate to anyone no matter the situation, "u don see where bird dey lie down postrate for any animal? So Eyeh members no fit lie down postrate for anybody" those were his exact words. But now an "Eyeh" member has impregnated his student, so the "Eyeh" member must postrate. The girl he impregnated was Tola; his Ss3 student.

"Flow, make una help me beg na" Ilorin cried out, "make i help u beg, when u dey do am, u call me make i come do small?" i tot. I, Sammy, Angom, and Kelvin were pleading the "English version". While Ilorin was pleading the "Yoruba version". The Yoruba version was creating more impact because the woman spoke mostly Yoruba.


She switched to English or rather pidgin English and said; "make una dey beg well well, make i go bring police come". "madam sorry na!! No bring police na!! Madam sorry na!!" we were all chorusing as she walked out with her daughter.

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Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Josphine4good(f): 8:43pm On Mar 01, 2013
Flow am thanking God for u
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Francheezy(m): 8:45pm On Mar 01, 2013
mehn guy u bad 0oh...
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I dey feel u,but 0ne tin i n0tice b say,any time way dem beat u, u dey quick rec0va
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 9:05pm On Mar 01, 2013
Francheezy: mehn guy u bad 0oh...
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I dey feel u,but 0ne tin i n0tice b say,any time way dem beat u, u dey quick rec0va

bros bros.!! So person wey dem beat no go fit talk abi? But i said i wanted to go to the clinic na, didn't u read dat?. So danger go dey, i go lie down because them beat me abi? when am not a weakling. I be strong barrack boy oh.

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Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Nelson11: 9:06pm On Mar 01, 2013
flow abeg u too much jst continue to dey row, ur role 4 here correct. No worry u get correct label
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by trolling(m): 9:30pm On Mar 01, 2013
flow the flow-man,u sabi flow jare
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by mysticgal(f): 11:53pm On Mar 01, 2013
this is super hilarious,flow gbadun the go,hope i got it
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by PBeni(m): 12:35am On Mar 02, 2013
Flow baba u too much. Abeg come nack us more tori...
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Leyelyzo: 12:45am On Mar 02, 2013
P Beni: Flow baba u too much. Abeg come nack us more tori...

At this time, abeg go to bed. Flow where you dey na
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Heritman(m): 3:03am On Mar 02, 2013
tongue tongue badtiming!
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by oluamid(m): 4:00am On Mar 02, 2013
grin sometimes, even an eiye (eyeh according to flow) must show its snake skills wen water pass garri. So no too blame Ilorin for postrating o. Man must do wat man gats to do. grin

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