#80million:
*speechless*
Now i am already bored with this Valentine CRAP making frontpage al d time.
Av u heard dat Mr President is admitted in a london hospital.
Face pressing issues my friend.

ħōѿ does mr president admission in d hospital affect d falling of niger bridge?...smmfh

Dondav: Ok! This is getting depressing... I'll get her a gorgeous pair of HIGH HEELS and An amazing Dress... Can we move on now?

no sire... ђã†̥ if she give U̶̲̥̅̊ cheap singlets nd boxers

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Abeg na as my pocket reach jor abi I go thief ? One okrika T-shirt will do jor

Jaykizz: Valentine is around the corner once more, and is knocking on our doors. In some days time, St Valentine's day will be celebrated around the world by lovers.
In the past special gifts like "Roses, Rings, Flowers, Cakes, Perfumes,...etc," used to be the Ideal presents from men to their ladies; however, things are changing abruptly nowadays. Expensive Gifts such as "Brazilian Wigs, BBs, trips to expensive resort centres,...," are the norms of today.
Although not evryone can afford these, some of us still plan having our val's day special and moderate (moneywise). In what ways can a guy treat a lady come val's day?

Pls enough of this vanity already, cant you people think of something much more productive?

Valentine's day, Christmas day, New Year day, Easter day, Mother's day, Father's day, Wedding day, Birthday...Does any one ever think of Judgment day?

val,a go tried buy okrika window blind for my new home as a val gift for her.because she go de suprise to see window blind and u all as okrika dey saint.

do her things and things.

love stil exist

Why am i seeing Valentine threads all over NL Frontpage? It's not 14th yet and it's like this? Mayb on the said day, seun will change Nairaland page theme from green to pink. NL mods and Seun, i hail una o SMHID

Pregnant.. i'll gt her pregnant.

thehunted: I will give her hot sex. Make her come several times. I know she will appreciate that cos she loves sex so much.

May your Bolokus go on strike on vals day, say amen

@OP, remove this tread 4rm d front page immediately or...

Opoki:
its called c / u / m.

or squirt

Idi Amin: @OP, remove this tread 4rm d front page immediately or...

...or what happened in 1986 will repeat itself!

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kandiikane:

Na waa for you oo.



@Topic, a car, insurance, cash for road tax and mot etc.

CHINEKE MEE!!! *falls 4rm Third Mainland Bridge* I am finished.

babarazy: My girl complains too much that i ejacu.late too fast. But, now i have been working so hard to give her a great se.x drinkin all sorts of drinks like, Alomo, jedi etc.
@Op, i just shared my little secret wit u. Now tell me yours.

Bros me no dey drink al dos ones o. Me na jeje I dy do ma thingy.

Am 25y. I've no gf, no wif, no gift. To me, the topic is boring. Change topic.

Am 25y. I've no gf, no wif, no val gift. To me, the topic is boring. Change.

Swearing an oath to be faithful

Cake Balls, wine and flowers. Eliminate the need to buy cake and chocolate seperately and buy a dozen Cake ball - crumbled cake mixed with buttercream icing and hand dipped in milk, white or dark chocolate.

Opoki:
its called c / u / m.

Olodo. It is come and the product is c/ u /m

Seriously I go give her belle! Seriously I go give her belle!

Flowers!! I think it's the most beautifull gift ever, i know a man who gave his wife a rose every morning on her side table...the day he died, that was how she knew cause there was no rose on her side table.

Decryptor: Why am i seeing Valentine threads all over NL Frontpage? It's not 14th yet and it's like this? Mayb on the said day, seun will change Nairaland page theme from green to pink. NL mods and Seun, i hail una o SMHID

If believing in love is a crime, then we are certainly guilty!

I can go to any extent to please my partner, by the way at the office we are prepared for valentines, are you?

;DA very hot slap ;DA very hot slap

ighoosagie: Depend on who and where, nija babes will prefer a blackberry mobile to any other stuff, unlike some other parts of d world where they cherish and value rose flowers.

Just because she prefers it doesn't mean you have to buy it for her. Some people are just the makers of their own problems.