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Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Cultured(m): 6:26pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Billyonaire: My regards bro . |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by FXKing2012(m): 6:26pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
kay9:Because it's our commission and much better than killing and blowing up cities. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by TheBigUrban2: 6:38pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:40pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
SMH |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
#SMH...I have got 2 words and nothing more: FIND JESUS |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 6:46pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Mart d dart: #SMH...I have got 2 words and nothing more: FIND JESUS Which prophesies? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:48pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
kay9:Issues |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Galaxy.Note.II:RFiD |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by cold(m): 6:51pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
This
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Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:56pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
cold: ThisCool story... |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by FXKing2012(m): 6:59pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
kay9:Sir, we preach, we dont force anyone to accept Jesus. Muslims force people to become muslims, and if you doubt me go to certain parts of northen Nigeria or some arab countries and try getting a job as a non-muslim. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:59pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
tchaik: Christian: What would you say if you die and find yourself confronted by God, demanding to know why you did not believe in him.the bible is enuf evidence. If u dont believe in jesus, u're condemned already. We shall all face God in judgement. There's no exbuse for ur unbelief. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Chibuebem: the bible is enuf evidence. If u dont believe in jesus, u're condemned already. We shall all face God in judgement. There's no exbuse for ur unbelief.Gbam!! |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
cyrexx: ^^God is nt a respecter of persons, even his enemies. It doesnt matter if you curse him or dont believe. He still works through his children, and u still cant get to God without jesus. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by StevenJay01(m): 7:05pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
cyrexx: This is not a Question,it is an accertation.your so called belief is towards destruction.wait till a smaller god agent like dose witches and wizard in your village get hold of you then you will know nigeria is not in Asia.Abi you and your fellow ignoramus don't believe that too.heheheheheheh**Laughin pitifully and sipping alomo bitters** |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Image123: Christian: do you know that all have sinned and come short of the glory of God?your bert can neva meet Gods standard. You can only do dat by acceptin jesus and continuing in his word |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by TheBigUrban2: 7:21pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Atheist; Why did God allow the school shootings in America? Christian; Because they removed prayer from schools thereby discriminating against religion http://thebigurban.com/2012/12/disasters-and-tragedy-problem-for-god-and-religion/ 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 7:22pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Chibuebem: God is nt a respecter of persons, even his enemies. He doesnt matter if you curse him or dont believe. He still works through his children, and u still cant get to God without jesus.God still has enemies? Is he nt all-loving? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Cultured(m): 7:30pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Galaxy.Note.II: I guess you don't know the meaning of the word " JUST " . God exist . He's Just ( Variant ) . He's a unitary supreme being . He's the Alpha and Omega . He has no rival . Satan only exist in the figment of religious proponents. Atheist are group of people that lack proper words to defined their spiritual worldview . I am an avowed believer in God - A freethinking mystic : A tolerant of all beliefs systems proponents . My single wish to the world populace is " PEACE " . One with God is majority . |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by cold(m): 7:38pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
I think we have a good idea how the Bible was crafted
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Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by claremont(m): 7:44pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Thank you jesus for this thread. 7 Likes
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Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Ahasuerus: 7:49pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Chibuebem: God is nt a respecter of persons, even his enemies. It doesnt matter if you curse him or dont believe. He still works through his children, and u still cant get to God without jesus.Who said anyone is trying to get to any sky Daddy? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Ahasuerus: 7:55pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Chibuebem: the bible is enuf evidence. If u dont believe in jesus, u're condemned already. We shall all face God in judgement. There's no exbuse for ur unbelief.Evidence? NO. But I must confess its the best fairy tale/fiction i've read. Talking snakes, speaking burning bushes, hand writing on the wall, talking donkeys, you got to be kidding me. So I say good work of fiction, probably the best. Evidence for god, HELL NO. Try again |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by redsun(m): 8:00pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Legendary cracker. Believers are so babyish.They believe in things that makes no common sense. Faith can really be destructively blind. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GideonG(m): 8:25pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
I believe in God but I don't believe in religion. Religion is man made... Christianity started in Antioch in Paseadia through Paul and Silas Islam came 600 years after the death of Christ. Jesus didn't preached religion he preached salvation. I am born into Christian family, I studied the bible from Genesis to Revelation twice I know a lot! A lot that I can only keep to myself. The whole world is ignorant! really really ignorant. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by salt1: 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
redsun: You're not the first, neither will you be the last to say so. And certainly you won't be the last to change your position as life's realities and experiences dawn on you. Many so-called atheists have made a complete u-turn in later life. Many have screamed "Oh God" on their death-bed, affirming the existence of the Creator they had spent a life-time rejecting His existence. Atheism is a religion of its own: complete with its un/belief system, with its preachers and evangelists like the op. What you dislike in Christians is what I see you doing: struggling to mock Christians into changing their beliefs and join you in your belief of science. Just one more FUNNY question for Muskeeto and team: if you find the Christian's belief in the Bible and in God so puerile and silly, why don't you just ignore them and move on with your superior, scientific knowledge? I guess your answer already: they're trying to convert you so why may you not poke fun at them, right? Or can there be an underlying FEAR that unreasonable as they sound, they may be right after all? That you argue over something stridently doesn't make it right. I am a Christian and so proud to be one! I don't owe you explanation for my belief system whether you think they are reasonable or not. MY LIFE MY CHOICE! 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Emusan(m): 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Christian: centripetal and centrifuga forces keeps planets revolve the sun without go astray off their orbit, was it the sun that is generating the forces? Athiest: No Christian: then why planets didn't revolve themselves? Athiest: is inexplicable Christian: definitely there is God because if centripetal and centrifuga exist on its own planets must not revolve the sun only. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Ahasuerus: 9:10pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Emusan: Christian: centripetal and centrifuga forces keeps planets revolve the sun without go astray off their orbit, was it the sun that is generating the forces?Do you even understand basic physics? I had to comment on this because not only is it illegible but it also exposes the ignorance of what those forces are on the part of the Christian who posed the question/ concocted this rubbish. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Ahasuerus: 9:17pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
GideonG: I believe in God but I don't believe in religion.You studied the bible twice? And now you don't believe in religion but in God? Good step, but it seems there's a lot of god virus in you. I read it maybe once and it got me where I am today. #AgnosticAtheist honestly, the best cure to ridding oneself of that hogwash and god virus is by studying the bible. I implore you to read it with full concentration one more time and you'll arrive at true bliss. BTW I'm sure you know that the world is not really ignorant? 1 Like |
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