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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by drogs(m): 7:19pm On Apr 10, 2013
Difaith: Everyday u guy cm up wit differnt stories abt gals. Galz do dis 1 galz do dat1. Wic 1una dey do Or guyz dnt lie as well?
Top lies of men of nowadays[i][/i]
I hv broken up wit her

She is my frind's gf

I want u 2b d mother of my kids

Etc...
. lols. funny you
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by donblacky(m): 7:25pm On Apr 10, 2013
dammytosh: 1. Why will i lie to you ? (She is a serial liar)
2. I don't know how to ask guys for money (Ahhh run, ur purse will soon go flat)
3. I don't like sex (She like am die)
4. My battery is low (Not really, u are disturbing a parole)
5. Baby I am tired , i will soon go and sleep (meaning, she is with another guy for the night, dnt call till 2moro)
6. To a new guy (It is being long i had s*e*x i am not a sex freak) [Na lie, she had s*e*x last week]
7. I am sorry. [na 2day ?]
8. When caught cheating, (I will never attempt this again, my life is ruined) [ lol, she will still sleep with another person soon, better run for ur dear life]



So sad,na to become rev father na em sure pass
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Cweetie(f): 7:34pm On Apr 10, 2013
Difaith: Everyday u guy cm up wit differnt stories abt gals. Galz do dis 1 galz do dat1. Wic 1una dey do Or guyz dnt lie as well?
Top lies of men of nowadays[i][/i]
I hv broken up wit her

She is my frind's gf

I want u 2b d mother of my kids

Etc...
Friend's girlfriend!!!
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by star4(f): 7:49pm On Apr 10, 2013
Lots of paranoid insecure men worried about all these 'lies'. Some of us tell the truth you know wink

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Blazinraj01(f): 8:00pm On Apr 10, 2013
big-t:
I went shopping with my aunty's husband! :x shocked

O serious shocked grin grin grin
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:17pm On Apr 10, 2013
fellis:

Na wa. I wanted to tell her the same thing before but I decided to keep quiet so it doesn't look like I am taking the thread too seriously.

Example of professional lie. No words necessary. Why not simply accept that your opinion doesn't count.
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:23pm On Apr 10, 2013
bukatyne:

And what is the aim of this your post?

To expose the lies you (since you are a woman)tell right?

Dumb head!

it's called 'keeping it real', prude.
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2013
Uwakuwak: i'm not a lesbian, since men don't approach me, i don,t want to remain jealous so kindly permit me to share ur man with u.

grin
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Orikinla(m): 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2013
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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2013
bukatyne:

Sometimes I feel there is a natural and deep seated hatred women have for each other.

guys yarb each other too, only p.ussies take it to heart

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kla(m): 8:42pm On Apr 10, 2013
[color=#990000][/color]It is sex that we cause dispute between us,ten minutes later,you Bleep the girl.
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by dBard: 8:44pm On Apr 10, 2013
yuzedo: [size=18pt]YOU ARE THE SECOND GUY I AM EVER HAVING SEX WITH...[/size] grin grin grin angry undecided

..while performing like she's competing for the porn stars gold awards grin grin cheesy tongue

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by JMystique(m): 8:49pm On Apr 10, 2013
Ladies this issue is quite simple,if u don't want sex or sexual advances,don't give guys ur number or pin,if u do don't pick when they call or ping,if u pick or reply don't let them take u out anywhere,if u do don't allow him spend money on clothes food or nufn.U can't do any of those things can you?But 4 some reason if he asks 4 sex he's a pig or smtn.Stop deluding urselves,nbdy is running a mugu charity organisation!stop following men around fooling urselves he's doing it 4 nufn,shit aint free ho,stay on ur own and nbdy will cm n disturb u 4 anything!!bullshit

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Tracysophia(f): 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2013
Dat a lie nt all ladies say it
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Gido2sun(m): 10:15pm On Apr 10, 2013
Am a virgin
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 10:17pm On Apr 10, 2013
just realised I haven't contributed to the dictionary of lies on this thread, here goes:

on fb status "i love my guy" (your guy no get name)

he's my mentor (mentoring you on what exactly)

i was stranded (eyah, what a pity)

i hate sex (me too, with a shining halo over my head)
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by MZmuaz: 10:21pm On Apr 10, 2013
wetin i eve say e no dy here , so search for more lies shocked
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Nobody: 10:23pm On Apr 10, 2013
Let me unfollow this thread immediately, I am tired of seeing it in my followed topics.

I have absolutely no interest in reading the sob stories of these foolish men that have been constantly deceived by women so they now have encyclopedias of the different lies women tell dumbass guys like them.

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Steiner89(m): 10:31pm On Apr 10, 2013
Bottom line secular ladies, we know dis ish is a game. n humans ar naturally deceptive; it's a survival skill, gender irrespective. stop playin innocent weaker-sex schemes wit us. u chics lyk to milk us and we dudes love to bleep u. it's a natural phenomenon. ur cravings for care, enjoyment, and good stuffs and our ever increasing libido and unsurmountable testosterone levels... stop preaching no sex if u can't abstain frm cravings u can't afford/sustain and ur 'FATHER' won't indulge u in. Ryt now, As regards d game in d world over, u guyz are parasites...we dudes jst want a fair 'symbiosis' and as for d dudes,,, #HATE D GAME.

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by truthisbitter: 11:06pm On Apr 10, 2013
fellis: Let me unfollow this thread immediately, I am tired of seeing it in my followed topics.

I have absolutely no interest in reading the sob stories of these foolish men that have been constantly deceived by women so they now have encyclopedias of the different lies women tell dumbass guys like them.

The thing don pain you no be small. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Instead of telling us your intention, why not just unfollow quietly? After reading about all the lies that the lots of you constantly spew, you suddenly decided to quit. Truth hurts, doesn't it? Thief!

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by repogirl(f): 12:21am On Apr 11, 2013
Kai, but some guys dey paranoid o! If na like dis, how una go marry fiNally? Be secure and stop believing all chics lie and are with you to rip you off, if u are a straight guy, you'll meet straight chics.
In d words of the maestro himself, late pa Achebe, 'if cunning man die, na cunning man sef go bury am!

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Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by Truckpusher(m): 12:34am On Apr 11, 2013
No guy has ever fuccked me like this before grin grin
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by codeddj: 1:46am On Apr 11, 2013
1.ℓ̊ D☺̣̣̥̇ŋ't give out my digits Ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ d first meeting..
2. Am not d kind of gal U̶̲̥̅̊ fink ℓ̊ am...
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by 190: 7:11am On Apr 11, 2013
repogirl: Kai, but some guys dey paranoid o! If na like dis, how una go marry fiNally? Be secure and stop believing all chics lie and are with you to rip you off, if u are a straight guy, you'll meet straight chics.
In d words of the maestro himself, late pa Achebe, 'if cunning man die, na cunning man sef go bury am!


angry angry
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by repogirl(f): 7:28am On Apr 11, 2013
190:


angry angry

Whaa? Cat caught your tongue? I know you just want me to notice you today, don't worry, I don see you. How you dey?
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by 190: 8:22am On Apr 11, 2013
repogirl:

Whaa? Cat caught your tongue? I know you just want me to notice you today, don't worry, I don see you. How you dey?

am okay so when are we having s-e-x
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by repogirl(f): 8:28am On Apr 11, 2013
190:

am okay so when are we having s-e-x

cheesy hehehehe, but you know we already do.. In your dreams and its the best you ever had! cool
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by 190: 10:01am On Apr 11, 2013
repogirl:

cheesy hehehehe, but you know we already do.. In your dreams and its the best you ever had! cool


count me out from dreams, i need the real thing angry
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by repogirl(f): 10:12am On Apr 11, 2013
190:


count me out from dreams, i need the real thing angry

Then you'll just have to grow bear bear first, very long one, when e long reach, I'll let you know.wink
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by bukatyne(f): 10:27am On Apr 11, 2013
Uwakuwak: if you don,t accept my post, u respect my person. Inugo!

I don't get you
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by bukatyne(f): 10:29am On Apr 11, 2013
kedukc:

it's called 'keeping it real', prude.

hello?
Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by try69: 8:55pm On Apr 11, 2013
one mumu told me she lost her bb while chating with me to armed men and that what she is chating with me with is a new bb she just bought, meanwhile the pin was same.. grin grin grin grin Talking about bb pin porting cheesy cheesy cheesy

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