SELFWORTH:

Really.?

And how many countries have you lived in apart from your current one?

dramendra: OMG I can feel her pains, that's a slap for love, am sure they guy understands.

Texas.Cowgirl:
I dont get the joke

ABRAHAM USIEKI: Lol!!! So for all dis places she went, no body touched her? I feel for d innocent guy he might just be havin d shaft...

SELFWORTH:

Really.?

And how many countries have you lived in apart from your current one?

doyinmolah: HE PROPOSEDAND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for?

Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

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Heheheheh. . ..Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!!

ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! wtf? see order.

yertyr: I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.

LMFAOOOOOOO!!! I'm dead too funny.

ItsModella:









And

ABRAHAM USIEKI: Lol!!! So for all dis places she went, no body touched her? I feel for d innocent guy he might just be havin d shaft...

ItsModella:









And

BANGA SOUP: I nid a 13yrs old girl for a serious relationship plz

yertyr: I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.

ABRAHAM USIEKI: Lol!!! So for all dis places she went, no body touched her? I feel for d innocent guy he might just be havin d shaft...