jigatel: It will be her last day to slap a man because I will give a terrible slap .she d craze ?

yertyr: I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.

Valto: [size=18pt]i will slap her back and collect my ring [/size]

Tinkybabe: Awwwww...So rlomantic.Women should adopt this new style,it's going to add more spice to marriage proposals.If the guy goes ahead to put the ring on it,shows he is the one otherwise the search continues

Sweetlemon: Lol!
I have seen this somewhere earlier.
I feel that babe though cos sometimes I actually find myself controlling a sudden urge to wring my fiance's neck for allowing me go through so much heartache before showing up his sexy a.s.s
Mehn! I now understand why some ladies regret not saving their virginity when they get married. I desperately wish I could turn back the hands of time.....
Virgin girls out there. Please, please, please, don't be in a hurry to have sex. Please save it for that special guy who will make you shed tears of joy. I know it's easier said than done but please just try.

Sweetlemon: .... sometimes I actually find myself controlling a sudden urge to wring my fiance's neck for allowing me go through so much heartache before showing up his sexy a.s.s
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Virgin girls out there. Please, please, please, don't be in a hurry to have sex.

ITbomb:
Fishbrains.
They disregard all warnings and advice but suddenly turn professional counsellors after making the same mistakes all girls make.
Put urself in the position of those virgins u r advicing and remember when u were head over heels with the bed guy insulting people that dare to tell u the truth and warned u about rushing. In spite of that all u ever wanted was his hot d¡ck inside of u , now u ve gotten it , why the regret and advice?

BANGA SOUP: I nid a 13yrs old girl for a serious relationship plz

lorretta u: you only deserve an untouched woman if you haven't been touching anyone before her.the level of selfishness and greed in u men is quite appalling.u want an untouched woman.but everyday u go out,u toast 5 different girls.and try ur best to convince them u r the one.then after having played and toyed with loads of women and their time 'hearts and emotions.when u wanna get married u start looking for untouched one.so the ones you knew before have been as a result of association with u become CONDEMNED?sometimes the level of hypocrisy u men exhibit is heart-rending and nauseating.MONKEY BRAINS.

wazobia_for_u: You bleeped yourself up, why would you propose to a girl you are not sure of her readiness for you.



Enjoy your slap

SELFWORTH: Uhh!

Wonders shall never cease. I find this story strange . Its either a lie or true with too much exaggeration.

yertyr: I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.

Tobbylobar: I will tell her am sorry it was April fool.... I will tell her am sorry it was April fool....

50calibre:

Its a common Sense thing. besides I've lived in more than 3 at some point in life.

SELFWORTH:

And your common sense tells you this can only be a Nigerian woman.

Its either you are a small minded teenager OR

You are not exposed despite your claim to have lived in several countries (which l believe to be a lie).

Like you advocated, common sense is not common.

50calibre:

I laugh as I read your comment. Oh! i wish i was still a teenager, Im flattered and feel nostalgic.

For a guy who claims to be advanced in age and others teenagers, you speak like a guy with a much lower mental age than his actual age. If you are in your 40s or 50s speak like a man I'm his 40s or 50s, don't comment on things you don't know about.

You couldn't be any farther from the truth son, it shows the kind of erroneous beliefs you hold and poor decisions you make in your personal life. You can as well believe the death of 2pac is a lie.

I couldn't care less what you think, and I couldn't be bothered to prove anything to you because you are nobody but if you want to stick your neck out further, then I may have to. I stand by my words, Nigeria is the only or one of the few places a woman would raise her hands to slap anyone for something as petty as a marriage proposal. People don't raise hands on anyone, it doesn't happen in civilised society, Im guessing you don't know that because you are a troglodyte, that's why it sounds offensive and far-fetched to you

Finally to avoid making foolish statements you cant retract to anyone, learn to study the person you are about to talk to first and gauge the person's mind so you don't come off as stup*d.

I'm sorry for the long story, i hope it would be a lesson worth while and hopefully you don't repeat your mistakes

doyinmolah: HE PROPOSEDAND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.


so romantic
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for?

Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

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Heheheheh. . ..Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!!

solidman59: Eeehhhh!!! I won't propose oh abeg make dem no slap me. Guys pls don't propose

vosquare: slap
i swear she no go do am again,girls r alwaz fund of slapin guys enihw
no mata d stupid cndition she dey..she go slap mi..laffs