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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by danex67(m): 2:38pm On May 16, 2013
Weytin time dey talk?
Where time dey?
Weytin man do man?
U go hear weeen
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:38pm On May 16, 2013
Omoh ba! Who goes there? . . . . Oboi! Na unto flexin tinz ooooo
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by coolzeal(m): 2:38pm On May 16, 2013
Why you wan come change the waka nau.
you wey know..
you go fear fear nau.
Na you carry me come jand.
make we run the show nau

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by redocean: 2:39pm On May 16, 2013
No be today yarnsh dey for back.
frog no dey jump go back.
food wey sweet, na money cause am
See kettle wey dey talk say pot black.

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:39pm On May 16, 2013
are you a learner?
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:40pm On May 16, 2013
Wetin man pikin go do nah
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:41pm On May 16, 2013
Okay, here it goes: "Water pass garri, Nairaland management removed rule # 17" cheesycheesygringrin
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:41pm On May 16, 2013
u dis small rat,na me u de open eye for? u smoke grass?abi u swallow stone? oya disappear b4 i land you slap

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:42pm On May 16, 2013
yuzedo: Ejiro Amu Eyi Ashawo Egwu!!!

Igbo Kwenu!!!!!!!!! Greatest Ibo Proverb EVER, yo! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I refuse to carry last, somebody should please interpret.
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Okijajuju: 2:43pm On May 16, 2013
Na small small dem dey take kill mosquito for blockus.

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:43pm On May 16, 2013
Water, garri ati epa beats the hunger away
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by manny4life(m): 2:44pm On May 16, 2013
ItsModella:
I refuse to carry last, somebody should please interpret.

Nne,

Ejiro - you can't use

Amu -- Go figure (that part of the male body)

Eyi --- scare

Go figure on the rest grin grin
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:48pm On May 16, 2013
manny4life:

Nne,

Ejiro - you can't use

Amu -- Go figure (that part of the male body)

Eyi --- scare

Go figure on the rest grin grin
I still do not get it, is it very dirty?
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Wallie(m): 2:48pm On May 16, 2013
yuzedo: Ejiro Amu Eyi Ashawo Egwu!!!

Igbo Kwenu!!!!!!!!! Greatest Ibo Proverb EVER, yo! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I actually heard something similar in Yoruba along the lines of "you can't scare an old woman with a big 'manhood'" but I guess yours is more accurate because a seasoned prostitute would have seen it all.

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:48pm On May 16, 2013
Lol; nah the slang "Naija no dey carry last"...
ItsModella:
I refuse to carry last, somebody should please interpret.
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:49pm On May 16, 2013
Won fe bami nawo
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:49pm On May 16, 2013
Pikin wey sabi pretend say he die, him mama self go sabi pretend to bury am.

Money wey dey na him jedijedi go rub, pesin go sha get money to service sweet tooth.
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:50pm On May 16, 2013
Don't eat ogboni with agege bread

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by jslimz(f): 2:50pm On May 16, 2013
Them no dey find black goat for night
Monkey worwor but him mama like am
Pikin weh dey chop yam dey grow
Wetin papa see when en sidon, even if pikin climb tree en no go see am
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by harlos: 2:50pm On May 16, 2013
Dem no dey tell gaot make e hear word
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by manny4life(m): 2:50pm On May 16, 2013
ItsModella:
I still do not get it, is it very dirty?

Bia nwanyi oma mu, kedu nke bu na e ghotagho ife yuzedo delu? Oburo ife n'ine ka anyi ga akowatalu gi. Ife ruo oge ya, o mee... When that time reach, you go understand.
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:51pm On May 16, 2013
ooohh, I get it now Manny. grin grin
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by manny4life(m): 2:51pm On May 16, 2013
Wallie:

I actually heard something similar in Yoruba along the lines of "you can't scare an old woman with a big 'manhood'" but I guess yours is more accurate because a seasoned prostitute would have seen it all.

Well, there u have it..
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Zammydagreat(m): 2:52pm On May 16, 2013
na 1 leg dem they use test weda river deep....

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by floggins: 2:53pm On May 16, 2013
braxjay: [size=15pt]dear lord, abeg if na butter go delay my bread give me like that i get beans ![/size]

hahahaha,i want laff die
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by manny4life(m): 2:53pm On May 16, 2013
ItsModella: ooohh, I get it now Manny. grin grin

Haha, make dem no sell u for village o... open your eyes and ears grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by chlowi(f): 2:53pm On May 16, 2013
Chop I chop ....
Person weh say e too get sense na for foolish e dey end
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:58pm On May 16, 2013
No go look Uche face ooo
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 2:58pm On May 16, 2013
manny4life:

Haha, make dem no sell u for village o... open your eyes and ears grin grin grin
as in ehn...it's been a really slow morning for me, so judge me not grin grin
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by prinsbasy: 2:59pm On May 16, 2013
Eye wey dey cry dey see o.
Dem no dey carry fire quench fire.
Person wey chop with me lick soup.
Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by salt1: 3:00pm On May 16, 2013
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.

*Abeg dress back.

*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.

*Have they BROUGHT light?

*The FILM is SWEET

*Pls help me SLOW that fan

*Mummy HAVE come

*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU

*Have you paid your school fees
money?

*See as you BAFF up

*Put the bread inside LYLON

*I strong KAKARAKA

*Oya come and be going

*I KUKUMA don't have your time

*Shebi you have BB charger

*See how her eye is entering my
food

*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?

*I know you have come since
bcoz I hear your perfume.

*Wetin tym dey talk

*How many o'clock is the time?

*D fan no dey blow me wel wel

Na boro I boro am o!=D

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Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Nobody: 3:00pm On May 16, 2013
Did I touch you? Why are you crying?

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