coogar:

i have already called "fathers for justice" group that a bunch of neo-feminists have threatened to chop off my gënitals with knife, blade and machete.

ujujoan is the leader of this female terrorist group and the matter will be investigated.

They will set up a commitee to look into that allegation and if it is true, actions will be taken which will include her given to you free of charge for a week

Mynd_44:
They will set up a commitee to look into that allegation and if it is true, actions will be taken which will include her given to you free of charge for a week

so she can chop off my thingy? hell no. there's something evil about ujujoan. she's not the type to be messed with.

idefix: don't worry, for me.

I pity the next generations, I pity the males of the next generations

Why do you pity them?

Does testosterones increase per generation?

coogar:

so she can chop off my thingy? hell no. there's something evil about ujujoan. she's not the type to be messed with.

Now coogar, stop running. She will take care of you and make you smile always.

Oh yes, when you always say your testo gives you the privilege to chop anyhow, then the best option is to cut it out.
so says the good book. If any part of your body cause you to sin, pluck it out, pluck it out, pllluuuuuuck it out!!.

This idea of man can do it but a woman should not is so old. I hope in real life you are keeping Johnny in place .

coogar:

so she can chop off my thingy? hell no. there's something evil about ujujoan. she's not the type to be messed with.

armyofone: Oh yes, when you always say your testo gives you the privilege to chop anyhow, then the best option is to cut it out.
so says the good book. If any part of your body cause you to sin, pluck it out, pluck it out, pllluuuuuuck it out!!.

testosterone na hormones, not the pënis! if you are going to pluck anything off, it's the hormones you should drain out of my body!

This idea of man can do it but a woman should not is so old. I hope in real life you are keeping Johnny in place .

in real life, johnny plays the field! one life to live - there's no promise for another. i am a man and i act on my natural instincts.

coogar:

so she can chop off my thingy? hell no. there's something evil about ujujoan. she's not the type to be messed with.

hehehe . . . I'm glad you realize that!
My cutlass is sharpened and waiting for your thingy . . . be warned!

Ujujoan:
hehehe . . . I'm glad you realize that!
My cutlass is sharpened and waiting for your thingy . . . be warned!

don't get too comfortable - i am capable of chopping off your chesticles too. it's within reach and a bigger target to aim at than my thingy!

coogar:

don't get too comfortable - i am capable of chopping off your chesticles too. it's within reach and a bigger target to aim at than my thingy!

But it's not a problem to me na so why cut them off I'm only trying to help you out since yours is such a burden.

Ujujoan:


But it's not a problem to me na so why cut them off I'm only trying to help you out since yours is such a burden.

but it's a problem - you have argued the hormones that make a guy want to hump every woman he meets is the same as female hormones that make women fall for the deception of men.

therefore, let's chop it off - perhaps men would behave better if they stop seeing all shades of cleavage women display to desecrate men's vision.

Is there any evidence that the man is cheating even from what the wife posted?

Cos if chatting with men is cheating then all the married women on this forum chatting or having a discussion with coogar are currently cheating.

Some even discussing phallus and penile related issues.

If your husband checks your laptop right now and he sees your monicker referring to another mans organs then thats a CHEATING

coogar:

but it's a problem - you have argued the hormones that make a guy want to hump every woman he meets is the same as female hormones that make women fall for the deception of men.

therefore, let's chop it off - perhaps men would behave better if they stop seeing all shades of cleavage women display to desecrate men's vision.

Okay nau . . no wahala, come and chop it off . . . . Afterall Angelina Jolie willingly chopped hers off!

But we have to chop your thing off first!

dayokanu: Is there any evidence that the man is cheating even from what the wife posted?

Cos if chatting with men is cheating then all the married women on this forum chatting or having a discussion with coogar are currently cheating.

Some even discussing phallus and penile related issues.

If your husband checks your laptop right now and he sees your monicker referring to another mans organs then thats a CHEATING

it's not cheating if it's in the open........
for instance, ujujoan will not naturally have criminal conversations with coogar on a public forum if she intends to cheat. it would be in a more private chat platform.

the op is a joke - i would send 2 pitbulls after her if i am her husband. she slêpt with her superior that also happens to be a family friend. she was shägging him while pregnant - this could have affected the baby and it's a crying shame uju is supporting the op!

dayokanu: Is there any evidence that the man is cheating even from what the wife posted?

Cos if chatting with men is cheating then all the married women on this forum chatting or having a discussion with coogar are currently cheating.

Some even discussing phallus and penile related issues.

If your husband checks your laptop right now and he sees your monicker referring to another mans organs then thats a CHEATING

Plzzzzzzzzzzz . . . like someone said, the man was wiser cos he keeps denying. The woman is the f00l here cos she admitted to her own infidelity. So you expect the wife to see him on top of a woman before you believe her. When a man is stepping out on his wife, trust me, she can tell . . .

After all the other poster's wife only saw CDs in his suit pocket, not like she caught him red handed. Him denying it would not have changed the fact.

How can you even compare my threatening to chop of coogar's things with a man who sends lewd messages to women and flirts with them at every little opportunity

coogar:

it's not cheating if it's in the open........
for instance, ujujoan will not naturally have criminal conversations with coogar on a public forum if she intends to cheat. it would be in a more private chat platform.

the op is a joke - i would send 2 pitbulls after her if i am her husband. she slêpt with her superior that also happens to be a family friend. she was shägging him while pregnant - this could have affected the baby and it's a crying shame uju is supporting the op!

That's where you are wrong, I'm not 'supporting' her . . . I'm also not excusing the husband.

Meanwhile where did it say she slept with him while pregnant

Ujujoan:
That's where you are wrong, I'm not 'supporting' her . . . I'm also not excusing the husband.

the husband did not cheat with anyone -

Meanwhile where did it say she slept with him while pregnant

I was scared....he failed 2 mention he found out 5months after all had ended...I slept with dis man march ending..and it ended, 5months after I put 2 bed

she was with her colleague sometime during her pregnancy till the child was 5 months old.

Ujujoan:

Plzzzzzzzzzzz . . . like someone said, the man was wiser cos he keeps denying. The woman is the f00l here cos she admitted to her own infidelity. So you expect the wife to see him on top of a woman before you believe her. When a man is stepping out on his wife, trust me, she can tell . . .

After all the other poster's wife only saw CDs in his suit pocket, not like she caught him red handed. Him denying it would not have changed the fact.

How can you even compare my threatening to chop of coogar's things with a man who sends lewd messages to women and flirts with them at every little opportunity

What evidence did the OP see to conclude the guy was cheating? Chatting with females, Almost everyone chat with someone not their spouse. Every person married or single have facebook profiles which they have opposite sex friends not their husband and they chat with.

You need to know where the chat is coming from and what has transpired between them to conclude whether its cheating

A man in Japan chatting with an old classmate/girlfriend in Mexico is cheating too.

A guy ogling at a female well dressed in church is cheating

A man who offers a lift to a female is cheating

You cracking jokes with your colleagues about how they spent their weekend is cheating

A woman sharing her broken relationship experience with another guy is cheating

Infact everyone is cheating

dayo has a point!

ujujoan has cheated with me. mere imagining chopping my cöck off with a machete is cheating.

coogar: dayo has a point!

ujujoan has cheated with me. mere imagining chopping my cöck off with a machete is cheating.

coogar:

the husband did not cheat with anyone -



I was scared....he failed 2 mention he found out 5months after all had ended...I slept with dis man march ending..and it ended, 5months after I put 2 bed

she was with her colleague sometime during her pregnancy till the child was 5 months old.

You misunderstood . . . She meant she slept with with him and it ended. And that was 5 months after she put to bed. Meaning her baby was 5 months when she had the brief affair with him.

Ujujoan:

You misunderstood . . . She meant she slept with with him and it ended. And that was 5 months after she put to bed. Meaning her baby was 5 months when she had the brief affair with him.

Wrong!!!!!

Read it again and do the maths

dayokanu:

What evidence did the OP see to conclude the guy was cheating? Chatting with females, Almost everyone chat with someone not their spouse. Every person married or single have facebook profiles which they have opposite sex friends not their husband and they chat with.

You need to know where the chat is coming from and what has transpired between them to conclude whether its cheating

A man in Japan chatting with an old classmate/girlfriend in Mexico is cheating too.

A guy ogling at a female well dressed in church is cheating

A man who offers a lift to a female is cheating

You cracking jokes with your colleagues about how they spent their weekend is cheating

A woman sharing her broken relationship experience with another guy is cheating

Infact everyone is cheating

I suggest you go back and read the OP again . .
Check out her statement . . .

my husband registers in dating sites and puts up statistics of the kind of woman he luvs women responded 2 dis, even including our area where we live as his area of concentration....and he said he did that just 2 understand women better..

If that's not a player, tell me who is!

r231:

Wrong!!!!!

Read it again and do the maths

The man found out 5 months after the affair ended - the affair ended 5 months before she put to bed. Simples.

This place is fun

debosky:



The man found out 5 months after the affair ended - the affair ended 5 months before she put to bed. Simples.

5 - 9 = ?

Ujujoan:

You misunderstood . . . She meant she slept with with him and it ended. And that was 5 months after she put to bed. Meaning her baby was 5 months when she had the brief affair with him.

uju, look at this thing with the eyes of a professional. the affair ended 5 months after she put to bed. what's to say the sex didn't happen the previous 6 months.?

there was a toasting phase, period to think about the decision to screw her colleague, the final decision, the relationship itself, the first sex and the second sex.

women also have a bleeding period after putting to bed. there's no way any guy would dip his sausage into a mother of a newborn. considering the fact that the libido of a pregnant woman skyrockets - my spider senses say the deed was done during her gestation period!

by the way, i bagged a masters degree in human female criminal behaviour.

r231:

Wrong!!!!!

Read it again and do the maths

I did, truly!

She clearly stated she had the affair, 5 months after she put to bed . . .

Judging by the kind of man her husband was, he would have gone crazy if indeed she had d affair while pregnant!

It just doesn't make sense that she will sleep with another man while pregnant . . . or than a man will sleep with a pregnant woman who is not his wife!

Ujujoan:

I did, truly!

She clearly stated she had the affair, 5 months after she put to bed . . .

Judging by the kind of man her husband was, he would have gone crazy if indeed she had d affair while pregnant!

It just doesn't make sense that she will sleep with another man while pregnant . . . or than a man will sleep with a pregnant woman who is not his wife!

Ended 5 months after she puts to bed.......well thats what i read

coogar:

uju, look at this thing with the eyes of a professional. the affair ended 5 months after she put to bed. what's to say the sex didn't happen the previous 6 months.?

there was a toasting phase, period to think about the decision to screw her colleague, the final decision, the relationship itself, the first sex and the second sex.

women also have a bleeding period after putting to bed. there's no way any guy would dip his sausage into a mother of a newborn. considering the fact that the libido of a pregnant woman skyrockets - my spider senses say the deed was done during her gestation period!

by the way, i bagged a masters degree in human female criminal behaviour.

Ujujoan:
I did, truly!
She clearly stated she had the affair, 5 months after she put to bed . . .

if it ended 5 months after, when did it start?

Judging by the kind of man her husband was, he would have gone crazy if indeed she had d affair while pregnant!

which explains his decision to bring the matter to NL. only a crazy husband would bring such matter here.

It just doesn't make sense that she will sleep with another man while pregnant . . . or than a man will sleep with a pregnant woman who is not his wife!

if it did make sense to her to bäng her colleague, then it should make sense she did it while pregnant. home girl couldn't resist the kongiiiiii

r231:

Ended 5 months after she puts to bed.......well thats what i read

She said she slept with him 2X. Could have been in one day na . . just before it ended!

Ujujoan:
She said she slept with him 2X. Could have been in one day na . . just before it ended!

uju - stop playing the devil's advocate.......the husband already said she did it while she's pregnant. she's also agreed she screwed her colleague but the affair ended after she put to bed. when is a man likely to screw another man's wife? before or after childbirth?