-Mr Cork-:



... errmm sweeery...u berra behave yor sef or else i will no longer find u a man...

mondi_cheeks: who asked for ur services

-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery u need me in yor life...4real....if i can help Sandboy, Reality101, Onila, Mrs chima or any other nairaland female find a man...truss me ....i can help u.. I WILL HELP U!!

mondi_cheeks: can I stuff a dirty, smelly 20year old sock in ur mouth

-Mr Cork-:



...no thanks...i rather kiss u.. anyways, whats yor satistics??

mondi_cheeks: Bance is my identical twin

-Mr Cork-:



...this is why black women fail primary skoool exams & this is why they cant find hussband.. waz that the question i asked u?? ...my questiion is: ..wot is yor satistics so i can help?

mondi_cheeks: educate me, wch one satistics?

-Mr Cork-:



....sweeery u sound liek those village girls wit tribal mark....how do u expect me to find u a man when u keep talking back?? ...huh?

mondi_cheeks: I only know statistics so I wanna know wat satistics is? Simply becos u r a village boy wit tribal marks it doesn't mean everybody else has them

-Mr Cork-:


...sweery we dont hav villages here in London.... sorry! ...anyways, give me 5 reasons why u want me....and please dont lie.. bE honest!!....Sandboy lied earlier then she admited she wanted moi (am juss sayin)

-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery u need me in yor life...4real....if i can help Sandboy, [size=28pt]Reality101[/size], Onila, Mrs chima or any other nairaland female find a man...truss me ....i can help u.. I WILL HELP U!!

True true

-Mr Cork-:



... errmm sweeery...u berra behave yor sef or else i will no longer find u a man...NOW..gimme yor satistics: height, complexsion, body shape, eye color, eye shape, nose shape, ear shape, wig or weave, edukation quialification, type of food u chop, pimple or smooth face... & the kinda man u loookin for?...hurry!!

-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery u need me in yor life...4real....if i can help Sandboy, Reality101, Onila, Mrs chima or any other nairaland female find a man...truss me ....i can help u.. I WILL HELP U!!

REALITY101:

Lol smh

Segeggs: Before trying any of that rubbish in nigeria, make sure you are seated in a range rover otherwise you are lost.

@mr cork.

have you been to igbo elerin?

-Mr Cork-:



....bro i drive a 2010 Range Rover sports in London... they dont sell perfumes in Nigeria?..so how do u people chat up females down there?

nor be only 2010 na 2050

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nor be only 2010 na 2050

-Mr Cork-:


...bro ...its very ok to hate......keep saving & you should get yors by 2042.

and why should i hate u corkyjoe
am the proud owner of a 2012 mercedes benz c-class AMG with black AMG customized alloyrims

enuf to feed you and the whole of peckham for the next 6years

-Mr Cork-:



....bro i drive a 2010 Range Rover sports in London... they dont sell perfumes in Nigeria?..so how do u people chat up females down there?

mondi_cheeks: Mr Cork u quit smoking whatever u smoke and visit a psychiatrist

Segeggs: pls paste a pic of u in it, liar.

as for perfumes, we dont smell like fish so we dont need any.

-Mr Cork-:



...sweery, be nice.... Serrrriously... Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

mondi_cheeks: but I was nice enough to tell u, u need a psychiatrist

-Mr Cork-:



..serriously...gimme 5 reason why u want me? ....juss 5?