-Mr Cork-:



...I bet u turn heads when u walk pass Mechanics, bus conductors & Brick layers...but anyways ..Ama lover not a fighter and my aim is to help yor feminie swaaaga.... truss me... by the time am done wit u...u wil find a husssband by earlier next week! (true story)

Princessmel:

K

-Mr Cork-:



...errmm sweery.. do u realize am from London?? ...u berrra show reeespect to a Londoner!!

mondi_cheeks: someone told me u smell like garlic and rotten tomatoes, is it true

mondi_cheeks: someone told me u smell like garlic and rotten tomatoes, is it true

Princessmel:

K

REALITY101:

Absolutely just searching for Nigerian wives who can make nice eguse soup and goat pepper soup and also knows how to do the kukere dance.. Any suggestion?

Sanboy25:
You'll not get me with steps 1 to 4...
For step 5, that's a given, I would not listen to you if you're not expressing yourself correctly...

-Mr Cork-:



....MONDAY....WILL U GROW UP & STOP ACTIN LIKE A NIGERIAN FOR ONCE...GADDDEMIT!! .. white women do not act like that..pls be civilized ...I take it yor first name is Monday...isnt it?

annawhite: ill suggest you take a trip to calabar! **winks**
We have pretty girls and hell can do the kukere movement too

-Mr Cork-:
...GUYS please let me know of u been Succesful or if females are still cussin u....I have more techniques to reveal!

REALITY101:

Negative

Goat

promisengr:
Why are u hating on corky joe

Rotfl

-Mr Cork-:
...and am proud to say Sandboy (a lightskin female lookalike) waz my best project...i turnred her from aggresive village girl to a normal wifey material....she now has guys chasin her left right and center.....thanks to me & my swaaga advise!

REALITY101:

Ohhh awesome! Maybe during the carnival for proper assessment

annawhite: you will be confuse!!!!!lol

mondi_cheeks: I'm not nigerian so I'm not even offended by this

annawhite: you will be confuse!!!!!lol

-Mr Cork-:


Stfu c ock



...errmm sweeery white...The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue..

-Mr Cork-:
..Guys..Dont let babes like Sanboy fool u coz u can get her...truss me!...STEP 1 gets u any babe..truss me!!

-Mr Cork-:




...errmm sweeery white...The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue..

-Mr Cork-:



...really...so wher r u from?? ...africa?

mondi_cheeks: burkina faso

val_dee:

I want to help you place an advert in search of your missing sense of humour.

Your post on this thread clearly shows you 've lost your sense of humour.

-Mr Cork-:



...bikini frako?? .. WTF!!! ...Ok sweery u need a man QUICK!!! . .. i will fix u up wit Kabonic...he dates anythin

mondi_cheeks: burkina faso

Segeggs: i cant believe they play hard to get in burkina faso too

mondi_cheeks: and u are nothing anyone wants to date