freecocoa: I'm really surprised that many people here see nothing wrong with the MIL hearing them make love, like why not just do it in front of her cos its your house.

Who makes love comfortably knowing someone is hearing you?mscheeew.

I am shocked too
It is so disrespectful and tacky

Simple thing. Make u tell ur wife say na she u marry, not her mama. If the mum dey provoke when una dey hammer, make she waka. If your no gree make u tell say u don pay for free access to d london. Abeg no waka outside , e fit be say u dey look for small excuse to go play away match.

babyosisi:

This is the most useful piece of advice here which is what I would do if found in the same situation

Shut and lock that connecting door

Spread a blanket and Relocate to the carpet permanently for ikwokirikwo duties so no beds will creak

Turn on the music and use a pillow to muffle the sounds from your mouth

and when there's no light or when NEPA strikes during the act then it's coitüs interruptus? in my own house as a married man? not a chance!

i don't live a hypocritical life - if my mother in law cannot grasp the fact that i am young full-blooded man then she should have married her daughter to a eunuch or an impotent bloke!!!

obadiah777: DONT NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM HABITS AND ROUTINE

how dumb are you?I meant if I was married.of course you just had to misunderstand that.
And you think we are interested in hearing how you went a year without it?HYPOCRISY.anyway I'm used to getting that from you.you thrive on it.

coogar:

and when there's no light or when NEPA strikes during the act then it's coitüs interruptus? in my own house as a married man? not a chance!

i don't live a hypocritical life - if my mother in law cannot grasp the fact that i am young full-blooded man then she should have married her daughter to a eunuch or an impotent bloke!!!

Na just mouth
I know you won't disrespect an older woman in that manner
Se.x is not food you know
You can do without it a while and your sumtin will still be intact

Gombs:

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I think she's watched too much pornnn..TF??!

I don't need to watch porn to know how it's done.I'm not like your pretentious girlfriend/wife who gives you missionary but is elsewhere satisfying another man's fantasies.nonsense.mind your business.

babyosisi:
Na just mouth
I know you won't disrespect an older woman in that manner
Se.x is not food you know
You can do without it a while and your sumtin will still be intact

read about prostate cancer and abstinence!

where's the disrespect in making love with my wife. they said we shouldn't do it pre-maritally, i agreed. now i shouldn't pound my wife post-maritally? i trust my wife though, it's when her mum is around that she would want to scream the most!

All these holy-pass people here will be the first to go running into another woman's arms when such happens.
I mean they are already even cheating even with their women being available,how much more when you give them legitimate excuse to do so.abeg make I hear word jare

_{na today?tell that to the kids}

But this is a 2 bedroom flat for heavens sake. Even one bedroom tenants still get their groove on, how much more 2? Can't they shut their door??

I trust who I married, Not even the pope himself will stop him from chopping right left center when he wants to. A "bonner" man is an angry man.

coogar:

and when there's no light or when NEPA strikes during the act then it's coitüs interruptus? in my own house as a married man? not a chance!

i don't live a hypocritical life - if my mother in law cannot grasp the fact that i am young full-blooded man then she should have married her daughter to a eunuch or an impotent bloke!!!

Is the MIL going to live with them forever? There's absolutely no problem here, the said man is just a very irresponsible person, like how do you find it comfortable making love knowing fully well that someone is listening to everything going on?

What's the big deal in showing some decency?kuku walk around the house filled with people nakid because its your house na, what's so difficult about controlling how your wife moans? Why can't they shut da fecking door now that MIL is around to watch the kids? I can't even imagine how much those innocent children have seen\heard with their perverted parents screaming like enraged bulls knowing fully well that the kids can walk in on them at anytime, nonsense.

lorretta u: how dumb are you?I meant if I was married.of course you just had to misunderstand that.
And you think we are interested in hearing how you went a year without it?HYPOCRISY.anyway I'm used to getting that from you.you thrive on it.

WAZ GOOD WITH YA

obadiah777: I HAVE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT DOING IT IN THE DISTANT PAST IN TIMES OF INTENSE DEDICATION TO MY CRAFT AND MY WORLDLY AMBITIONS I CAN PLACE SEGZ ON THE BACK BURNER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL

you can get castrated if you like.I'm surely not interested.talking from two sides of your mouth.holy moses

lorretta u: you can get castrated if you like.I'm surely not interested.talking from two sides of your mouth.holy moses

Pls prophet OBADIAH.leave me alone.you should be somewhere watching out for new signs of doomsday and impending armmageddon.not discussing on threads like this.

obadiah777:

I dey like this kind thread die. Omo, see pieces of advice.

***crabs my popcorns** chills back**

If u have a car fork her in d car @nite if u must;if its ur own compound,u can take her in d garden,garage,loo,kitchen etc.ive done it b4 its d sweetest

freecocoa: Is the MIL going to live with them forever? There's absolutely no problem here, the said man is just a very irresponsible person, like how do you find it comfortable making love knowing fully well that someone is listening to everything going on?

biko, i don't care whose horse is gored!
who cares about whoever is eavesdropping - my social responsibility shall be fulfilled. so you would rather keep quiet and suffer yourself because of an in-law? in-law does not know we have sëx or did we buy our kids from ladipo market?

What's the big deal in showing some decency?kuku walk around the house filled with people nakid because its your house na, what's so difficult about controlling how your wife moans? Why can't they shut da fecking door now that MIL is around to watch the kids? I can't even imagine how much those innocent children have seen\heard with their perverted parents screaming like enraged bulls knowing fully well that the kids can walk in on them at anytime, nonsense.

the kids must have slept......
they leave the door ajar not wide open......it's dark and even if the kids were to walk in, they cannot understand what's going on.

lorretta u: Pls prophet OBADIAH.leave me alone.you should be somewhere watching out for new signs of doomsday and impending armmageddon.not discussing on threads like this.

LEAVE YOU ALONE ? I AM HERE AND YOU ARE WAYYYYYY OVER THERE ------------------------->

O boy, u can now see the reason i keep telling all my friends to get rich or eat sh1t.. O boy na sh1t u dey eat so... whenever i came back to naija, all dis babes no dey let me rest.. If i no get money now ,u no go see anyone of dem around... If say money dey u for buy or buld ur own house... then u go see how ur wife go dey answer u sir-sir even when u didn't call her.

obadiah777: LEAVE YOU ALONE ? I AM HERE AND YOU ARE WAYYYYYY OVER THERE ------------------------->

since you noticed me on NL,you always go out of your way to negate whatever I post.jokes and other meaninful posts.I'm not up for that.pls if I wasn't refering to you,don't quote me.because I find your remarks quite insulting.I been taking it with gracefulness.but there's only so much a lady I can be.don't wanna lose my cool.and that jab about debauchry and hedonism.take it back.it's a distasteful joke.(That's if u even meant it as a joke).I'm faithful to my man.not that I even need to prove anything to you.just so you know why that statement galls me.
_{to make matters worse,you're faceless. :-Xthanks for your co-operation}

obadiah777: I HAVE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT DOING IT IN THE DISTANT PAST IN TIMES OF INTENSE DEDICATION TO MY CRAFT AND MY WORLDLY AMBITIONS I CAN PLACE SEGZ ON THE BACK BURNER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL

blood of jesus!!!

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^

lorretta u: since you noticed me on NL,you always go out of your way to negate whatever I post.jokes and other meaninful posts.I'm not up for that.pls if I wasn't refering to you,don't quote me.because I find your remarks quite insulting.I been taking it with gracefulness.but there's only so much a lady I can be.don't wanna lose my cool.and that jab about debauchry and hedonism.take it back.it's a distasteful joke.(That's if u even meant it as a joke).I'm faithful to my man.not that I even need to prove anything to you.just so you know why that statement galls me.
_{to make matters worse,you're faceless. :-Xthanks for your co-operation}

TAKE A CHILL PILL. IT AINT THAT SERIOUS. I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN AND YOU ARE ON THE MENU TODAY AND I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU STARTED YABBING ME FIRST A WEEK AGO. WHAT I AM DOING IS RECOMPENSE

freecocoa: Is the MIL going to live with them forever? There's absolutely no problem here, the said man is just a very irresponsible person, like how do you find it comfortable making love knowing fully well that someone is listening to everything going on?

What's the big deal in showing some decency?kuku walk around the house filled with people nakid because its your house na, what's so difficult about controlling how your wife moans? Why can't they shut da fecking door now that MIL is around to watch the kids? I can't even imagine how much those innocent children have seen\heard with their perverted parents screaming like enraged bulls knowing fully well that the kids can walk in on them at anytime, nonsense.

there are techniques to apply when such case arises and nobody will know nor hear any sound, I have make love with a lady in d midst of 5 ladies and none of them shake body. If you need a tutorial on this, let's meet at d close door Lecture theatre.

coogar:

blood of jesus!!!

SO COOGAR IN YOUR 58 YEARS OF BEING IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE HAD S-E-X EVERY WEEK FOR 58 YEARS STRAIGHT ? SMDH

Must she shout during the ride? But u must not always do it at home u can still hang around with Ur wife in close by inn to Mk her feel like a little babe once more.

lorretta u: I don't need to watch porn to know how it's done.I'm not like your pretentious girlfriend/wife who gives you missionary but is elsewhere satisfying another man's fantasies.nonsense.mind your business.

Lorretta I can't believe you are saying this, not only are you a crazy and aggressive feminist, you are also freaky as hell. Damn I'm beginning to like you.

obadiah777: SO COOGAR IN YOUR 58 YEARS OF BEING IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE HAD S-E-X EVERY WEEK FOR 58 YEARS STRAIGHT ? SMDH

i can't do without it -
don't worry, i shall set a trust fund for you when cancer eats up your prostates!

adaobi123: ^

may heaven help any woman that decides to slëep with obadiah - it won't be spërmheads flagellating to her ovum, it would be toads!!!

obadiah777: SO COOGAR IN YOUR 58 YEARS OF BEING IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE HAD S-E-X EVERY WEEK FOR 58 YEARS STRAIGHT ? SMDH

This thread is killing me

Its not like anyone is intentionally trying to moan the house down in order to make MIL uncomfortable. Sex happens. Secure your door and be discreet. Its your alone time. If some moans or bed creaks escape.. .. . . . . The sky does not have to fall. If MIL moves in permanently then what? Monkhood and nunnery to both of you?

coogar:

i can't do without it -
don't worry, i shall set a trust fund for you when cancer eats up your prostates!



may heaven help any woman that decides to slëep with obadiah - it won't be spërm flagellating to her ovum, it would be toads!!!

AND I REPEAT, THAT WAS IN THE PAST. I GET MINES NOW. ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT A DO OR DIE THING WITH ME. IF MY MOTHER IN-LAW CAME TO LIVE WITH ME FOR TWO MONTHS AND I LIVED IN A SMALL HOUSE WITH NO SOUND-PROOF WALLS, IF I CAN BE BOTHERED I WOULD MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS LIKE RENDEZVOUS IN HOTELS OR FRIENDS HOUSE. HOWEVER IF THERE WAS NO TIME TO MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS I AM PRETTY SURE I CAN SURVIVE FOR 2 MONTHS WITHOUT S-E-X. YOU ARE ONLY AS STRONG AS YOUR ADDICTIONS MEANING YOU ARE A WEAK MAN IF YOU HAVE ADDICTIONS. PONDER ON THAT COOGAR