Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,152,333 members, 7,815,655 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 04:02 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around (46679 Views)
Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. / My Wife Says Her Libido Is Dead. / What Is The Best Thing To Do When Your Newly Married Wife Says No To You On Bed? (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by spoilt(f): 7:28pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
ibas: If u have a car fork her in d car @nite if u must;if its ur own compound,u can take her in d garden,garage,loo,kitchen etc.ive done it b4 its d sweetest I bet you the prudish MIL will be watchdogging through the window and will have a problem with that too. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Iykeponti(m): 7:28pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Let me add one more stuff 4u, carry ur wife go outing... No be only inside ur house u go dey poke that think once in a week carry her go out for fun... |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by PedroAmada(m): 7:29pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Maybe they are living in face me I face you one room apartment and her mom is not cool with soundtrack while they make love... Must her mom visit? Then let her not stay na |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
jennykadry: But this is a 2 bedroom flat for heavens sake. Even one bedroom tenants still get their groove on, how much more 2? Can't they shut their door?? Maybe he should be praying for a financial breakthrough so he can move away from the face me I shoot you accommodation and chop his wife in the master bedroom downstairs at the other end of the house while everyone else is upstairs |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
adaobi123:YOU KNOW DAYUM WELL COOGAR LYING HIS BUTT OFF. HE AINT HAD PUNNANI SINCE PUNNANI HAD HIM 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YOU KNOW DAYUM WELL COOGAR LYING HIS BUTT OFF. HE AINT HAD PUNNANI SINCE PUNNANI HAD HIM 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Feedmemore(f): 7:32pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
cyril83: there are techniques to apply when such case arises and nobody will know nor hear any sound, I have make love with a lady in d midst of 5 ladies and none of them shake body. If you need a tutorial on this, let's meet at d close door Lecture theatre. How come? Were the other 5 ladies dead asleep or what? And even at that, there is no way you can make love to the lady without the others listening to both of you, unless off course you hyptonize them. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Tinoxky: 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Mother-in-law should mind her business. She should close the door, use music or better still take her matras to the parlour and sleep. If she can't cope, she doesn't have an option but to leave the house for good. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by spoilt(f): 7:35pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
jennykadry: But this is a 2 bedroom flat for heavens sake. Even one bedroom tenants still get their groove on, how much more 2? Can't they shut their door?? That is eh . . . . . . A prudish MIL is the last 'thing' that will stop Mr Spoilt. It would have to be an earthquake or something coming. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more: LMMAAOO Do you believe him ? |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Provie(m): 7:37pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
This is rainy season. U people shuld do ur thing weneva it's raining. Just rmember 2 switch off d lights in case of "Up NEPAAA!!!!!!" |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Feedmemore(f): 7:38pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: SO COOGAR IN YOUR 58 YEARS OF BEING IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE HAD S-E-X EVERY WEEK FOR 58 YEARS STRAIGHT ? SMDH Coogar's testosterone is on the high... |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 7:38pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: AND I REPEAT, THAT WAS IN THE PAST. I GET MINES NOW. ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT A DO OR DIE THING WITH ME. IF MY MOTHER IN-LAW CAME TO LIVE WITH ME FOR TWO MONTHS AND I LIVED IN A SMALL HOUSE WITH NO SOUND-PROOF WALLS, IF I CAN BE BOTHERED I WOULD MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS LIKE RENDEZVOUS IN HOTELS OR FRIENDS HOUSE. HOWEVER IF THERE WAS NO TIME TO MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS I AM PRETTY SURE I CAN SURVIVE FOR 2 MONTHS WITHOUT S-E-X. YOU ARE ONLY AS STRONG AS YOUR ADDICTIONS MEANING YOU ARE A WEAK MAN IF YOU HAVE ADDICTIONS. PONDER ON THAT COOGAR it's not about addiction - it's about healthy living don't mask your impotency with talks about addiction - you have a social responsibility to fulfill with your wife. there must be hundreds of herbal medicine that can cure your erëctile dysfunction - seek help before cancer destroys your prostates! 4 Likes |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YOU KNOW DAYUM WELL COOGAR LYING HIS BUTT OFF. HE AINT HAD PUNNANI SINCE PUNNANI HAD HIM I can see through him I bet you he is married to a woman schooling Australia and waiting patiently for her to return 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar: You and this cancer eating up prostate Where was this research conducted? Many man alive are almost guaranteed prostate cancer after 70 Just like every woman living beyond 80 has a high chance of breast cancer or so It is hormonal Has nothing to do with SE.x or no SE.x That is the science I know |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Feedmemore(f): 7:40pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
adaobi123: Lol Don't mind the dude... |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more:YOU RIGHT. HE A CAVE MAN. ONLY CAVEMEN GOT THAT MUCH TESTOSTERONE. EVEN TUBABA THE VIRILE BABY MAKING MACHINE TAKES A BREAK SOMETIMES |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar:LMAO. AND I REPEAT. I GETS MINES. SMDH 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YOU RIGHT. HE A CAVE MAN. ONLY CAVEMEN GOT THAT MUCH TESTOSTERONE. EVEN TUBABA THE VIRILE BABY MAKING MACHINE TAKES A BREAK SOMETIMES Abi o |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 7:44pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more: 1070 ng/dl my GP thinks i am not human! obadiah777: YOU KNOW DAYUM WELL COOGAR LYING HIS BUTT OFF. HE AINT HAD PUNNANI SINCE PUNNANI HAD HIM says the man that went a whole decade without sex. little wonder you type in caps(shouting). your celibacy must have something to do with your frustration! obadiah - get help! even the biblical obadiah slept with enough women from babylon! obadiah777: YOU RIGHT. HE A CAVE MAN. ONLY CAVEMEN GOT THAT MUCH TESTOSTERONE. EVEN TUBABA THE VIRILE BABY MAKING MACHINE TAKES A BREAK SOMETIMES tubaba is only irresponsible! he doesn't get laid more than the average man out there but he never learnt to use protection! 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by kolamilan(m): 7:44pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
the pics used by the op is it real ? |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi:YOU RIGHT. THE LOUDEST CYMBALS ARE USUALLY HOLLOW. HE MAKING ALL THAT NOISE ABOUT HOW REGULAR HE BREAKING HIS WOMAN OFF BUT I BET YOU HE BEING WAITING ON HIS MAMA TO SEND HIM A WIFE FROM HIS VILLAGE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. MEANING HE AINT HAD ANY IN FIVE YEARS |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by elhadjkoko(m): 7:46pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
dayokanu: Let the guy carry the erecction to show the Mother In law Guy, U be bado o...lolz |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 7:48pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi: osisi, stop this ignorance - you are on a public forum! obadiah777: YOU RIGHT. THE LOUDEST CYMBALS ARE USUALLY HOLLOW. HE MAKING ALL THAT NOISE ABOUT HOW REGULAR HE BREAKING HIS WOMAN OFF BUT I BET YOU HE BEING WAITING ON HIS MAMA TO SEND HIM A WIFE FROM HIS VILLAGE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. MEANING HE AINT HAD ANY IN FIVE YEARS obadiah, go and get medical/spiritual help! 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YOU RIGHT. THE LOUDEST CYMBALS ARE USUALLY HOLLOW. HE MAKING ALL THAT NOISE ABOUT HOW REGULAR HE BREAKING HIS WOMAN OFF BUT I BET YOU HE BEING WAITING ON HIS MAMA TO SEND HIM A WIFE FROM HIS VILLAGE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. MEANING HE AINT HAD ANY IN FIVE YEARS The ones that are doing it steady don't talk much They just do it It's just like men that are quick to boast to women that they are carrying anaconda in between their legs Some women have tried to find out for themselves and saw one small pediatric thing dia wey dey like Aki and paw paw own 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Tonjeola1(m): 7:48pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
wetin mother-in-law dey find sef? for 2 months wen pikin don reach 2yrs, abi wetin we go call dat one, omogo or? make una tell me? make d mother-in-law go back to husband hous na shuh! |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar:YOUR GP IS RIGHT. YOU A CAVEMAN |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 7:50pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YOUR GP IS RIGHT. YOU A CAVEMAN i'd rather be a caveman than a man suffering from a chronic ED!!! |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by imarena(f): 7:50pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
I love this thread |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi:YEAH COOGAR GOT HIS SCIENCE DEGREE FROM AGIDINGBI UNIVERSITY SMDH 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Policewoman(f): 7:52pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
They should lock the adjoining door. Then bring their foam mattress to the floor or spread the wrapper on the rug in the room when they want to get down to action. That way the noise will reduce. Also they should use missionary position throughout the mum's stay. That way the man can close his wife's mouth when she moans too loudly. My 3 cents. 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi:WELL DAYUMMMM 4 Likes |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply)
Daughter And Mother Die While Travelling To Prepare For Her Wedding. Photo / Deaf Husband In Court Over Anal Sex With Wife / Couple With 5 Kids 'Sad' As Wife On Contraceptives Gives Birth To Quadruplets
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 55 |