My guy go rent flat mek d wahala end joor. Or u do mother and daughter just like some probebing bulls

First of all the Op is female but in the write up, na He. Are you transgender-ed?

This will make a nice script in Nollywood.

chassity002: Me, I no go gree. The mother will hear our noice and settle the matter the next morning.

when i read your post, this is the image of you that i have in my head

Why can't dey buy a mat n solve d issue? And when she cnt stop moaning in ecstasy, buy a big music player...play music when you guys wanna do it..and shut d door for god's sake (notice d small 'g')

So the MIL intends to stay for 2 months and insists within this period no sexx in the house?Ah ah!Talk about wickedness in high places.She'll still be the one to later come haranguing the man for cheating on her lovely daughter. But in fairness,I honestly wouldn't feel comfortable indulging in sexual intercourse with the MIL around.Especially in that kind of setting..hmmm..e be as e get sha

[color=#990000][/color] does she realise dats her place of primary assignment?

Nollywood tinz. Lmao! Besides does your wife make too much noise when you hit her G-sp0t? If Yes, you will have to change position from the usual octopus and lizard position to missionary position, with this style she would be able to cuddle you very well which would reduce her ringing tones coz this position would reduce d level of penetration, you know this G-spo.t area is located about 2 inches inside her womanly canal on the front wall and you would have to be more careful or ignore the brea.sts nipp1e when browsing to avoid more noise. Lastly give her hot kiss when jacking to kill d beat you produce to her tones, remember when there's no beat defo dia would be no song.

does she realise datz her daughter's place of primary assignment.

I just hope d kids are same gender. If not, they'll soon start practicalising what they watched.

They should respect d woman's feelings too. Hearing the noise can get her aroused too. Age no mean anything. Body no be wood o.

Joke of the year.I can't even imagine not making love to my husband for one week let alone two months.haha.mama abeg leave us enjoy our lives o.which kind wahala be this?so all those funky styles self.eh.in the kitchen,in the corridor,in the sitting room,on the dinning table.wearing sexy lingerie to make his dinner,and feeding him from my own lips.everything will be suspended.haba.nawa o.
Infact mama go back home.

lorretta u: Joke of the year.I can't even imagine not making love to my husband for one week let alone two months.haha.mama abeg leave us enjoy our lives o.which kind wahala be this?so all those funky styles self.eh.in the kitchen,in the corridor,in the sitting room,on the dinning table.wearing sexy lingerie to make his dinner,and feeding him from my own lips.everything will be suspended.haba.nawa o.
Infact mama go back home.

DONT NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM HABITS AND ROUTINE

2 months is not too much....I dey go 2 yrs without doing the thing...

Silly. If the bed creaks, then put the foam on the floor. Close and lock the door or improvise the venue for the act: you guys can shower together and have a quickie or something. You have to improvise and adapt; or like the guy said, tell the old woman to take a hike simple! For someone like me that has an insatiable sexual appetite, no compromise!

Look for wife that the mother will not complain; so many of them out there.....

ilugunboy: 2 months is not too much....I dey go 2 yrs without doing the thing...

I HAVE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT DOING IT IN THE DISTANT PAST IN TIMES OF INTENSE DEDICATION TO MY CRAFT AND MY WORLDLY AMBITIONS I CAN PLACE SEGZ ON THE BACK BURNER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL

To me I would say I have 2 reasons to why the money inlaw act that way..is either the way her daughter moan makes her body move or she thinks the children also hear d moaning of there mother and that can make them do what they Are not suppose to do so solution is the ..The guy should always lock the door when making love to is wife also he should find solution to the bed making nose also he should talk to is wife to her voice when moaning and lastly he should talk to is wife to tell her mother to go back home


Pls why did Ʊ steal dis post from linda ikeji

ilugunboy: 2 months is not too much....I dey go 2 yrs without doing the thing...

Go for check up man.

obadiah777: DONT NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM HABITS AND ROUTINE

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I think she's watched too much pornnn..TF??!

let me cough b4 i comment in dis joepidekally issue coh coh coh ar ar armmm so d mother mean say when him husband dey di ck her she no shout how come dis shoutin become sin but waitooh wy women too dey shout self cuz na so my girl frnd dey shout anyhow small romance she go shout like person wey win lottery in heaven but but if na me ehh i go buy home theatre cuz d size of my di ck no girl wey i nyash wey no go shout

obadiah777: THE MAN IS JUST AN ANIMAL. NOTHING IN LIFE SHOULD CAUSE YOU DEPENDENCY, MOST ESPECIALLY NOT SEGZ. RESPECT YOUR WIFES REVERENCE FOR HER MOTHER YOU H-ORNY ANIMAL SMDH

Don't mind him. I am actually concerned that the man is saying he cannot go without sex for a whole week. This means that if his wife were ever to fall ill and can no longer engage in sexual intercourse, this kind of man will sleep with the next available woman out there thereby exposing himself and his wife to all sorts of STDs/STIs out there. The man is a cheat in the making and might even end up being a pedophile, in other words sleep with young girl children to satisfy his excessive sexual urge.

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Why can't they close the door? So as the children get older, this is how they will walk into their father and mother humping like the wild animals I see on the TV channel national geographic wild? Okay then.

dayokanu: Let the guy carry the erecction to show the Mother In law

or ask the Mother In law directly that what is he supposed to do or does it make sense to her that her daughter is failing to do her marital duty using her as the excuse

hmmmm!! would u really do dat?

Gombs: Why can't dey buy a mat n solve d issue? And when she cnt stop moaning in ecstasy, buy a big music player...play music when you guys wanna do it..and shut d door for god's sake (notice d small 'g')

Lols! or gaging her mouth with cloth

ilugunboy: 2 months is not too much....I dey go 2 yrs without doing the thing...

u ar suffering from amu njaitise

dayokanu: Let the guy carry the erecction to show the Mother In law

or ask the Mother In law directly that what is he supposed to do or does it make sense to her that her daughter is failing to do her marital duty using her as the excuse

hmmmm!! if u were in his shoe' would u really do dat?

dasparrow:

Don't mind him. I am actually concerned that the man is saying he cannot go without sex for a whole week. This means that if his wife were ever to fall ill and can no longer engage in sexual intercourse, this kind of man will sleep with the next available woman out there thereby exposing himself and his wife to all sorts of STDs/STIs out there. The man is a cheat in the making and might even end up being a pedophile, in other words sleep with young girl children to satisfy his excessive sexual urge.

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Why can't they close the door? So as the children get older, this is how they will walk into their father and mother humping like the wild animals I see on the TV channel national geographic wild? Okay then.

VERY POIGNANT POINT. THE BOLDED THAT IS.

Make dem give mama igbo chop na! She go dose off,then mojo start.

Gombs:

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I think she's watched too much pornnn..TF??!

YEAH LORETTA NEED SOME KINDA EXORCISM TO REMOVE THAT SPIRIT OF DEBAUCHERY AND HEDONISM FROM HER

1 Go and rent an hotel.

2 if she say no, still go and rent and hotel for the night and tell her that's where you want to sleep
Any day you are feeling honey. you no the rest of the gist.

obadiah777: I HAVE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT DOING IT IN THE DISTANT PAST IN TIMES OF INTENSE DEDICATION TO MY CRAFT AND MY WORLDLY AMBITIONS I CAN PLACE SEGZ ON THE BACK BURNER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL

You might probably lacking opportunities or tried and not succeeded during that year or your the type who mingle with money and unfortunately ur broke for dat year, so many things might have logged you out completely for dat year but don't tell us you intentionally abstained from sex for complete 1 year. I have friends like you who turned fvck up to glory.

I suport d man hw wil i marry my wife in a hnorable way, nd i paid al d brd price nd she wil cme nd control me or my wife in my house is nt psibl . D wife shuld use her no 6 dis cn mke d man go outside nd do rubish, if na me i no go tl d woman anytyn da ma wife go surfer d pain o cos i wil do wat am nt supos 2 do

Leaving the door widely open while your MIL is sleeping adjacent or opposite is not ideal. You wan use conjil kill person mama? Since she's so inquisutive to know what's happening behind "open doors" Please learn to shut the door and fire down peacefully with your sound system on.
Who knows, mama sef fit wan feel wetin dey make her pikin scream loud. Are you surprised? E dey happen, watch yoruba films