sexymoma: I cant forget the day i took ma mum's meat in darkness, she was like ' e gba mi talo mu eran'

Hahahahaha, omokomo.

i Remembered when i used to steal eggs from the mother hen laying the eggs. used to steal meat from mums soup. used to lie anyhow, used to Bleep ash girls, and so many other bad thins then but am a pastor.

Freedani: I tell u bro.if not that play called mumy and dady,my thing would hav been intact now.

my mum caught me doing the "daddy act' and beat the knockout outta my head... that evil play cost me my innocence *sobs*..

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Dude you bad o

The only thing I did was pour water into my soup so I won't eat it( I wanted them to buy me biscuits instead)

I was forced to eat the watery soup

Part 1.
Stole money from my step-mothers' purse to implicate my half-brothers.
Thrown a big stone into our pot of stew, my dad was served the stone(see fight that day).
One day, i deflated my daddy's tire because he refused to give me ten naira.
I once injected a very hot iron into our neighboor's goat. The goat died that day.
All this happened while i was in primary school.
Part 2.
Whenever i was asked by my mother to hawk fish against my wish, i'll sell part of it,dash my friend the rest and spend the money on renting of keke baba idowu.
Stole my daddy's twenty thousand naira and dash our neighboor the stolen money. I was beaten and our neighboor was taken to police station.
I mixed grinded pepper in my sister's powder because she reported me to my dad. The list is endless. I'm now a bettter person.

wen we were living face me i slap u,i will sneak in neighbour room to do badt tins wit sleeping gals......sum aw i wasnt caught sha
i also peep to look girls bathing.....all dis @10yrs
bt na,im born again
oh i remember dis one, ma neighbour was watching film on cd player nd i sneaked to d window wit our universal remote nd fastforward,rewind nd eject....u nid to see aw they were scared to death...
all dis badt tin nd i wasnt for once caught....pls kids dnt try dem oooo

uncountable

Ogui eke: u must be an ajegunle boy. hope u ve repented now.

I be apapa boy o! And yes, I'm a changed man now.

Picked, stored and smoked half smoked kush by anyone under our stair, but the day my mum catched me, she burnt my mouth with the fire from kush.

ThankGod u do change. Honestly most guys do this things u just outline sha.

sod09: wen we were living face me i slap u,i will sneak in neighbour room to do badt tins wit sleeping gals......sum aw i wasnt caught sha
i also peep to look girls bathing.....all dis @10yrs
bt na,im born again
oh i remember dis one, ma neighbour was watching film on cd player nd i sneaked to d window wit our universal remote nd fastforward,rewind nd eject....u nid to see aw they were scared to death...
all dis badt tin nd i wasnt for once caught....pls kids dnt try dem oooo

I killed father christmas, i use to peep at my aunty pant in skul, any time i knel in front of the class i see almost all d girls pant to i liked bein punished, i forked my sister's friend at age 8, i use to finger my elder sister wen she is at sleep.. I started masturbetin at age 9, i'v fingerd are female dog before, wen it comes to pressing boobi and fingerin girls in class i was the pro...gosh! I was a $£x freak and i havent changed..

teeo: I stole my mum's money a lot to play PS1.

Growing up my sis used to over power me when we fight until i discovered how best to use my teeth, i could bite like crazy .
That was then sha...

Is Suarez ur cousin?

Pretending to be seriously ill when it's time to wash plate! #I hate washing plates#

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Na wen i piss insid person bucket of water,coz she lied against me n na ma senior.lol

I remember also placing soldier ants at the shoes of some Jehovah witnesses - u need the see matured men crying that was the last time they ever came to my house.

carzola: I killed father christmas, i use to peep at my aunty pant in skul, any time i knel in front of the class i see almost all d girls pant to i liked bein punished, i forked my sister's friend at age 8, i use to finger my elder sister wen she is at sleep.. I started masturbetin at age 9, i'v fingerd are female dog before, wen it comes to pressing boobi and fingerin girls in class i was the pro...gosh! I was a $£x freak and i havent changed..

.Ur mekin Heaven,is stl vry far.Itz just lik trekin 4rm Ph-Sokoto.

I poured 8 litre of water in a condom

Pissin inside our neighbours water

If you did not steal meat, or 'chip' some Lil piece of fish falling off at the edge as a child,ur childhood was boring


. . . Pretended i was sick so i could drink fanta
. . . Cut and threw my sister's clothes under the bed because she pissed me off
. . .Tore and drew actor and boss all over my mum's bible
. . . Oh and,Looking at grown Up ladies' panties felt sweet!!

leave the past where it belongs

In the dark i would measure the door so dat wen you open it, it doesn't touch the heavy stool i used to set in front of it. Omg!!! Come see kicking cursing and swearing na...me i go dey corridor dey laff like malu. Oh!!! Mumsy learnt the trick and did it too for the tiff that used to go to the pot to tiff meat. I was caught

JUO: I poured 8 litre of water in a condom

Pls dont tell me you drank to your satisfaction after that

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

bros u most b a terro'dats real evil!hop u don repent oo

Burned my brothers clothes while playing with matches in the room
,blew our T.V ,pissed in our sink ,
pissed in ou neighbours bucket of water,
once pissed in mum's cupboard while sleep walking

Please I don't wanna remember. So horrible.

Kaine Yuzedo: Wen i wuz 5, i theif $5000 to torch Lolitas oranje

I sellybrate betday with my Deddis hard currency wen i wuz 6

I theif my deddis Punny control devise and he haff to use vaseline.... the Oyoyo was mad for longgg!!!

And final confession; I give Bruno the jaman shepard a shot of acid wen he bark at my frend from scul!!

If yuzedo catch u ehn... I nor dey ooo

adetunrayo: Was a good kid and still good

Liar

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

bt u wicked oh

Shankboye:


early signs of a serial killer

lol it's quite strange i always hesitate before squashing a cockroach today.