xynerise: @Op.Better piss never catch you before abi?

Travel from Lagos to any South-eastern state and tell me whether you will get home before urinating.

ogugua88:

O di kwa possible. I went from Lagos to Onitsha without having an urge. I made sure not to eat or drink anything the entire trip. We left around 6:30am and didn't reach Onitsha till about 7:30, thanks to all lanes being blocked in one part of Edo for some hours, but I survived it. Depends on the person sha.

xynerise: You try o. Is like you made a practise of ''holding your piss'' before leaving?

Omo_barca: am not a fan of it, but I guess its part of us nigerians


in fact a friend of mine would leave his room just to go pour it directly into wateva drainage channel is outside

Has anyone of you been to a typical lagos garage? hell of urine is †he name

tintingz: Lolzz... Never knew women check out men happystick when off loading the bladder choi..!

F.K.O:
THERE Z NOTHING AS SWEET AS DOING IT IN D OPEN; THE COOL BREEZE,THE STRUGGLE WITH UR ZIPPER,THE EXCITEMENT N ECTASY WHEN U RELEASE, THE LAST DROPS DRIPS ON UR FINGERS N U WIPE IT ON UR JEAN....AWWW SO SWEET
#I JUST DEY JOKE OO

ogugua88:

Na determination. You don't know how many foreign joysticks I saw... how many women I saw emerging from bushes, wiping urine from their legs with wrapper. It wasn't, isn't, and will never be my portion IJN.

demelza: Pecuiliar to most Nigerian men. It always surprises me how at ease they feel whipping out their organ and taking a pee without recourse to others. Very bad habit

Lucasbalo: That's my number 1 pet peeve whenever i am in Nigeria. Its very barbaric. The second one is people not using toilet tissue after u know what. Instead, they use water. It's very annoying and unhygienic.

Sanboy25: I really don't know why they do so, it reminds me of dogs ....

Uyi Iredia:

Sharrap ! Tissue kills trees, does a poor job at ar$e wiping and still involves contact with the bu*t. I have for a good 22 years used water to rinse after $hitting. 100% assurance no $h*t remains, kills no trees whilst using water, and you are reminded automatically to rinse your hands since you had direct contact with your a$$.

xynerise: That awkward moment when someone is urinating and a strong wind blows.

Fountain of Blessings.

F.K.O:
THERE Z NOTHING AS SWEET AS DOING IT IN D OPEN; THE COOL BREEZE,THE STRUGGLE WITH UR ZIPPER,THE EXCITEMENT N ECTASY WHEN U RELEASE, THE LAST DROPS DRIPS ON UR FINGERS N U WIPE IT ON UR JEAN....AWWW SO SWEET
#I JUST DEY JOKE OO

Lucasbalo: That's my number 1 pet peeve whenever i am in Nigeria. Its very barbaric. The second one is people not using toilet tissue after u know what. Instead, they use water. It's very annoying and unhygienic.

jemsi: Please I really need to know why men prefer urinating outside. Whether morning,afternoon and night. A man can leave his house and refuse to urinate in dat house,nd decides to stop by d roadside. Wat's d reason for dis? It always baffles me

jemsi: Please I really need to know why men prefer urinating outside. Whether morning,afternoon and night. A man can leave his house and refuse to urinate in dat house,nd decides to stop by d roadside. Wat's d reason for dis? It always baffles me

jemsi: Please I really need to know why men prefer urinating outside. Whether morning,afternoon and night. A man can leave his house and refuse to urinate in dat house,nd decides to stop by d roadside. Wat's d reason for dis? It always baffles me

tintingz: What's wrong in using water??

Lucasbalo: That's my number 1 pet peeve whenever i am in Nigeria. Its very barbaric. The second one is people not using toilet tissue after u know what. Instead, they use water. It's very annoying and unhygienic.

owolabifunke14: Saw one big joystick of a guy that was urinating inside the gutter at alapere last week when I went to visit my friend and felt disgusted throughout that day.