i trust u Antidote i know u cant give up just like dat

~Xerxes~:

CHECKMATE!!!!!!!!!!! .

You're lucky she gave up too easily.
Antidote - come back here. He can do nothing to you. It's not as if he's capable of causing that much harm to you.

jenny - eldee is not crying! he's engaged in his footie. I swear, I'm about to curse his tv and every other tv showing euro around him. hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

4her, we all know you've never been satisfied with just 4 him. You went after Stephen, remember?

Eldee - me and you in what bedroom?

sex only complicates things. it might dim things down for a while but the problem eventually come back to the surface.

Who said am not satisfied?
Stephen? who's that?

onyinye2:

sex only complicates things. it might dim things down for a while but the problem eventually come back to the surface.

was just kidding

abeg you two. , let me watch my movie jo

onyinye2:

sex is not the answer

Nah! apparently. . .
We know how we do it

@j-girl
Er. . .the bedroom nah
Are you scared that the section is ur weakzone?

3 moderator for Romance Section, Kia the Section na wa.

4Her:

Who said am not satisfied?
Stephen? who's that?

Ewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Does NL see what i see? When cadet was following stephen like ant following sugar!

eldee:

Nah! apparently. . .
We know how we do it

@j-girl
Er. . .the bedroom nah
Are you scared that the section is your weakzone?

Eldee - do not start with me!
My weakzone?
Last time i recall, it was your knees that buckled, not mine

@Antidote
hope things get better. dont be bother yourself with 4her.
@Jenny
you make me sound like a freak

j-girl:

You're lucky she gave up too easily.
Antidote - come back here. He can do nothing to you. It's not as if he's capable of causing that much harm to you.

You've got that right darl, He wouldn't dare


@Jenny, I heard u o, Loud and clear hon


@Xerxes, I will soon come upstairs to read your favourite bedtime story for you, "There's a cat in the Hat"

~Antidote~:

You've got that right darl, He wouldn't dare


@Jenny, I heard u o, Loud and clear hon


@Xerxes, I will soon come upstairs to read your favourite bedtime story for you, "There's a cat in the Hat"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's just mean

j-girl:

Eldee - do not start with me!
My weakzone?
Last time i recall, it was your knees that buckled, not mine

Let's go there and see who chomes out first this time
You forgot I've been taking lessons from onyinye

~Antidote~:

                                       It's now 3-3

I'm catching up.
Which cat in the hat? Please no zing in my bed.
Tomorrow, u will be reading green eggs and ham!!!

j-girl:

You're lucky she gave up too easily.
Antidote - come back here. He can do nothing to you. It's not as if he's capable of causing that much harm to you.

Awwwwwwwwww. . . . . . . . .
I just knocked out one of y'all feminists.

eldee:

Let's go there and see who chomes out first this time
You forgot I've been taking lessons from onyinye

WHAT!!!!! no lessons from here. trust me you wouldnt be able to keep up with me. i would scare you gay

eldee:

Let's go there and see who chomes out first this time
You forgot I've been taking lessons from onyinye

jenny can you see now? Eldee has been taking "lessons" from onyinye.
You this guy will not kill me b4 my time.
I say I no DO! ah ahn - na by force?

~Xerxes~:


I'm catching up.
Which cat in the hat? Please no zing in my bed.

Awwwwwwwwww. . . . . . . . .
I just knocked out one of y'all feminists.

If there was a zing in your bed - that would be beautiful.
You didn't knock her out. You should know better. She had a soft spot for you cos you're hers to control. she was letting you have your moment. Don't get too excited about it cos if i can help it that's the last time she's going to commit such a grave offence.

onyinye2:


WHAT!!!!! no lessons from here. trust me you wouldnt be able to keep up with me. i would scare you gay

Did I say lessons? I meant training

j-girl:

jenny can you see now? Eldee has been taking "lessons" from onyinye.
You this guy will not kill me before my time.
I say I no DO! ah ahn - na by force?

Are you not the one that said I was always knocking you out too early?
Believe me, I only took pre-intimacy lessons

eldee:

Are you not the one that said I was always knocking you out too early?
Believe me, I only took pre-intimacy lessons

I told you to build your stamina not take pre-intimacy lessons. Now you can go to her for the whole package. I'm sure she can offer conclusion as well

~Xerxes~:


I'm catching up.
Which cat in the hat? Please no zing in my bed.
Tomorrow, u will be reading green eggs and ham!!!

Awwwwwwwwww. . . . . . . . .
I just knocked out one of y'all feminists.

You just LOVE Zing, don't cha?? .I told you he's a darling, ask Aunty Jgirl ,

OK.NO probs.I can do Green eggs and ham! As long as there is a neatly wrapped size 71/2 Miu Miu next to the frying pan

j-girl:


If there was a zing in your bed - that would be beautiful.
You didn't knock her out. You should know better. She had a soft spot for you because you're hers to control. she was letting you have your moment. Don't get too excited about it because if i can help it that's the last time she's going to commit such a grave offence.

                                                        [size=14pt] I hereby rest my case [/size]

@ eldee
you dey crazy. me give lessons to you eh what have i taught you den??

@ eldee, I've found a new plan to see your pic. In fact, it's a fail-proof plan. I'll kick it into action tonight and round it up tomorrow.

@j-girl
Aight, let see if the stamina's here yet
Or do you want me to waste one year of training?

@onyinye
You taght me Foreplay101
I'm going for practicals now

j-girl:

@ eldee, I've found a new plan to see your pic. In fact, it's a fail-proof plan. I'll kick it into action tonight and round it up tomorrow.

Sorry but you can't expect hell to freeze tomorrow

oh just wait for it

@eldee
oka now. be specific what have i taught you. semester exams are coming

onyinye2:

@eldee
oka now. be specific what have i taught you. semester exams are coming

Er. . .The Cuddle Rule
The 10 minute rule
The Tongueing Hypothesis

Truly hilarious!! oka what is the tongue hypothesis and the ten minute rule?? you got the cuddling part right.

We all read this thread so we cld give advice to a fellow nairalander and that's exactly what I'll do. Firstly, when a woman starts comparing with with another man, she's already cheating on you emotionally. She came outright and told you that this other guy does things you do not do.

I'm an advocate of building not destroying but I'll tell you loud and clear that her mind is elsewhere. Most women never truly love completely. She asked for a break and a break is exactly what she's gonna get. Give her that break she cravingly asked for three times. She'll prolly realize that she lost a gem and try to come back to you but then again do not be suprised to hear she's already with someone else during the so-called break.

She obviously found somewhere else she expects to be greener but nemesis is a bi**ch and as far as your hands are clean, it'll catch up with her.
Cut your losses and move on, it's gonna be hard but thats the only smart thing to do. If she comes back to you, you'll have that sense of satisfaction but don't ever go back to someone that compares you with another guy. When a woman is in love, only her man is perfect, if she now thinks you ain't the shit, then she has either fallen outta love with you or she never was. It has never been clearer that you gotta move on. Be on your EXODUS, Goodluck bro

A "break" is the dumbest thing that has ever been conceived, relationship wise. I have never seen any relationship that has survived one. Just forget about her and move on, as it is obvious that she wants to end the relationship.

iykedee:

We all read this thread so we cld give advice to a fellow nairalander and that's exactly what I'll do. Firstly, when a woman starts comparing with with another man, she's already cheating on you emotionally. She came outright and told you that this other guy does things you do not do.

I'm an advocate of building not destroying but I'll tell you loud and clear that her mind is elsewhere. Most women never truly love completely. She asked for a break and a break is exactly what she's going to get. Give her that break she cravingly asked for three times. She'll prolly realize that she lost a gem and try to come back to you but then again do not be suprised to hear she's already with someone else during the so-called break.

She obviously found somewhere else she expects to be greener but nemesis is a bi**ch and as far as your hands are clean, it'll catch up with her.
Cut your losses and move on, it's going to be hard but thats the only smart thing to do. If she comes back to you, you'll have that sense of satisfaction but don't ever go back to someone that compares you with another guy. When a woman is in love, only her man is perfect, if she now thinks you ain't the shit, then she has either fallen out of love with you or she never was. It has never been clearer that you gotta move on. Be on your EXODUS, Goodluck bro

my sentiments exactly!! ur girl wants to walk, i suggest you let her. pity is a very poor reason for stayg wit anybody, dont try 2 guilt-trip her into staying, u'll eventually hate it.

and if she ever comes back after "sampling", ull be the world's greatest fool to take her back! if u were not good enuff to stick with, why shld u be gud enuff later after she's goten her fingers burnt? dont be anybody's shock absorber. all the best

I really don't believe in all that crap she want to leave you in the first place, not that she has any genuine reason to. The way i see it, if a girl really loves a guy and she find out he is not the way he ought to be, it is the girl right to make him wat she want him to be but not just say they are not compatible or whatever. A girl will use wat ever excuse to end a relationship when they find another one.

No two people have the same behavior, characters, spirit. we just have to be there for one another without complaining.

amaikama:

I really don't believe in all that crap she want to leave you in the first place, not that she has any genuine reason to. The way i see it, if a girl really loves a guy and she find out he is not the way he ought to be, it is the girl right to make him what she want him to be but not just say they are not compatible or whatever. A girl will use what ever excuse to end a relationship when they find another one,

Is this a joke?