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Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 10:01am On Sep 03, 2013 |
I just saw this article online and i must admit its pretty hilarious ....do u guys agree with the verdict cuz obama luks quite handsome to me ....what do u guys think? "Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa. With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa Awards, held at the Gregor Theater in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000. It posted 7 points out of a possible 540 points. The top position was taken by Rwanda, followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon, at 46. The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. "Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exeggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated baloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost inviscible lower bit. Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs. Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have long rusty teeth." "Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing at 5'2"...5'4" tops. Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in in their Luhya counterparts." He goes on to describe Kaleos as "Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they'll remain in Europe, their features never improve". "Nandis will have rounded foreheads, and thin, long arms". While occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like a widescreen telly, especially taitas,and duruas" Moral lesson, "Be careful dating a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador Kinyesi, complained of biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa. http://www.guide2uganda.com/news/331/ Kenyans-Voted-Ugliest-in-Africa#.Tz... |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 10:04am On Sep 03, 2013 |
south sudan is also africa o!! |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by MrsChima(f): 10:16am On Sep 03, 2013 |
I have seen ugly Kenyan men but I have seen cute Kenyan men. Obama is mixed. |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by spookem(m): 10:27am On Sep 03, 2013 |
huh..what's this? |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 03, 2013 |
DivideUs: south sudan is also africa o!!are u trynna sae south sudanese pple are ugly? ...well the few sudanese pple ive met hv amazing bone structures and gorgeous skin tones. No wonder most int'l models from africa r sudanese so i dun agree wv u |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 8:19am On Sep 04, 2013 |
Lool, they just insultd them from head to toe, lmoa@mango head. Anyways what was Nigeria's position? We fine too na |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 8:53am On Sep 04, 2013 |
mikelreal: Lool, they just insultd them from head to toe, lmoa@mango head.lol, im ghanaian but im sure y'all did fine. |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Emmy9ite(m): 8:59am On Sep 04, 2013 |
This is absolutely hilarious! see stroking! Thank God for Naija o! |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 9:01am On Sep 04, 2013 |
chokl8candie:yh am sure we were among the 1st 10 |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 9:03am On Sep 04, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima:obama's head is more like a spoon #IdidntSayso |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 9:21am On Sep 04, 2013 |
mikelreal: obama's head is more like a spoon #IdidntSaysolool ikr!!...coming to think of it obama aint dat handsome for a mixed dude. kenyans or east africans in general aint as goodlooking as we westafricans *runsandhidesbehindchair* pls no east african shd come and crucify me oo,im jx kidding |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Abbey2sam(m): 9:33am On Sep 04, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima: What's this one saying Can you even understand yourself? 1 Like |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by dowjones(m): 1:30pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Prezzo is an evidence of kenyan "beauty". Ghanians and North koreans are the ugliest people in the universe. That award has clearly been rigged. Another clear sign of end times ! 1 Like |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
dowjones: Prezzo is an evidence of kenyan "beauty".Ignorance much ....and your making dis conclusion based on the 5 ghanaians or koreans uve met in ur entire life? Dis was a research conducted by an institute and u dont see ghana up there in the bottom 3 do u? if u claim ghanaians are ugly dats ur cup of tea .....wont evn waste my time commenting further 2 Likes |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by dowjones(m): 1:54pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
chokl8candie: I'm saying this based on the Ghanian national football team, the Ghanian football fan club, Ghanian sex videos *spits*, Ghollywood videos!, my ghanian lesson teacher when i was a kid amongst other ugly ghanian people. Dont take it the wrong way, look at the bright side, they are good dancers and they produce the best alcholic drinks..Alomo, ashietu bitters ! Best of all, thier girls are p0rn star wannabes. lmao ! |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 2:12pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
dowjones:omg!! Did u seriously just expose ur level of ignorance by typing all that?? Ghana national team?,ghana football fans?, ghanaian porn?? LMAOooo Lemme gues, u also think america is also paradise on earth based on the stuff u watch on tv ryt? N also i wd be justified to think all africans were poor and hungry cz of the stuff i watch on tv in d states? Swtheart please save urself the embarrasement n dont mke this statement anywhere else And FYI this thread isnt abt ghana so dont let us shift dis boat towards dat direction 1 Like |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by cahnellven: 2:26pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
i totally agree with dis award. Kenyans generally dont look good. The men looks like baboons,d females like orangutan . . .dis got me thinking,luckily enough,i arrived at a reasonable conclusion: after several years living with animals(due to their varse wildlife),an average kenyan now looks like a primate |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by dowjones(m): 2:27pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
^^^ doesnt change the fact that the awards were rigged... By ghanians ! lmao ! |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by UjSizzle(f): 2:37pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
lmao funny |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Belmot(m): 2:45pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
chokl8candie:Please ignore him 2 Likes |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by yfo: 3:04pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
thought cameroonians were into br5st ironing...guess its not as wide-spread as I thought.. hope there aren't tok many kenyans on this forum as this may quickly spiral down to inter-country e-war... we already have our hands full battling southafricans 1 Like |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 3:08pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Hmmmm |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by MrsChima(f): 8:19pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Abbey2sam: What part of Obama is mixed that you don't understand dummy? |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by MrsChima(f): 8:21pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
mikelreal: obama's head is more like a spoon #IdidntSayso So you are saying he got his spoon head from the Kenyan side or the Oyinbo side? |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by spookem(m): 8:24pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 8:34pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima:his kenyan side obviously . Google pix of Obama's dad and u'd see why |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by optimusprime2(m): 4:32am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Chai! #Looks left looks right, #whispers: Obama Papa no fine o |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 8:44am On Sep 05, 2013 |
optimus-prime1:looool ; D; |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 8:55am On Sep 05, 2013 |
y-fo:yess ooo, i hope not or else they wud start making noise about how ugly west africans are . But on a brighter note we didnt give them the award, a research institute in south Africa did |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 8:59am On Sep 05, 2013 |
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Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 9:08am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Re: Kenyan's Voted Ugliest In Africa by Nobody: 9:15am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Nonso23:loolz. And the comment above reminds me of SEGUN ARINZE and TAIYE TAIWO |
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