@Mesmerize
And u are right? but where is @32?

@eldee don't let him deceive you. A friendly advice here.

stillwater:

@eldee don't let him deceive you. A friendly advice here.

Place your cards fast . . . he's buying me to his side already

eldee:

Place your cards fast . . . he's buying me to his side already

U wanna listen to a man eater??
The same chic that feels Naija men ain't worth the salt plus she wants to date Tom Cruise(married)??

eldee:

Place your cards fast . . . he's buying me to his side already

I hope he doesn't have a gun to your head.

Hannibal:

You want to listen to a man eater??
The same chic that feels Naija men ain't worth the salt plus she wants to date Tom Cruise(married)??

When did I ever say that?

Hannibal:

Negative!!!!
The problem about young girls is their inexperience, naivety and petulant behaviour.
Don't equate that with an older woman that has been there done that. . . . . .They worship their men.
These type of breed knows the value/worth of a man unlike the chewing gum chics.

Freshly tapped ones are sometimes acidic. . . .
Review the options carefully.

Nah . . . I'll still prefer to marry smone that you'll take out and no one will ask 'Is that you mum?'
Freshly tapped? that's the fun na . . .

Hannibal:

You want to listen to a man eater??  
The same chic that feels Naija men ain't worth the salt plus she wants to date Tom Cruise(married)??

Imagine. So she cross the Mediterranean for that vertically challenged brother

when people like Jack Black dey there

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
35?jesu gbami, were you sleeping,shaiting, clubbing, partying and forgot you are a ladyor were you pumpous and rejected most guys that came close to you for a serious date(maybe cos there was no car,house or that much money)cos you never can tell who mr right would be (away from your instincts)
awwwwwwwwwwwh 35 na number ohh great one my dear
god dey sha
nothing do you because u de shayo

doyin13:

Imagine. So she cross the Mediterranean for that vertically challenged brother

when people like Jack Black dey there

you know you are wrong for that.

stillwater:

When did I ever say that?

Oooooops, ma bad!!!!
I was meant to say Keanu "Constantine" Reeves.

eldee:

Nah . . . I'll still prefer to marry smone that you'll take out and no one will ask 'Is that you mum?'
Freshly tapped? that's the fun na . . .

Ok then. . . . . .I just felt u like em old n beefy like Doyin13.

i really dont understand the double standard. a man can marry at the age of 40 but woman can not. but i feel that love can come at any age no matter which gender you are. so keep your head up. but i must ask are you more worried about getting married or having kids??

onyinye2:

i really don't understand the double standard. a man can marry at the age of 40 but woman can not. but i feel that love can come at any age no matter which gender you are. so keep your head up. but i must ask are you more worried about getting married or having kids??

A man can have a kid at 50, a woman cannot . . . perhaps that explains the "double-standard" huh

a woman can have a child when she is 50. the chances are slim but she can.

onyinye2:

a woman can have a child when she is 50. the chances are slim but she can.

by:
a. stealing a child
b. praying for a miracle
c. surrogate motherhood?
d. adoption?

Hannibal:


Ok then. . . . . .I just felt u like em old n beefy like Doyin13.

Oloriburuku

studentetc:

@ Onyinye,

There's no double standard. A woman can marry at 40 provided she finds who is ready to marry a 40 yr old.

Cos at 40, she's like Africa. battered and bruised everyone knows where she is, but no one wants to go there.

wow i wasnt expecting such a response. could you please break it down for me cause im at a loss for words.

doyin13:

Oloriburuku

What the Bleep is oloriburuku??
If i find out it's some curse or shittery, u are in for a long night of trouble.
I'll be back for u.

There is nothing wrong with being single @ ur age. enjoy life,

doyin13:

Imagine. So she cross the Mediterranean for that vertically challenged brother

when people like Jack Black dey there

Jack Black?

NubianQ:

There is nothing wrong with being single @ your age. enjoy life,

You are wicked!!!!

stillwater:

Jack Black?

U should know that dummy-looking comedian/actor/musician . . . .
He starred in King Kong.

@ Doyin13,

You are onyoshi, onyara and anuofia moulded together.

NubianQ:

There is nothing wrong with being single @ your age. enjoy life,

Madam . . . married people too are enjoying life. I dont buy all this insecure idea that single people are really "enjoying life" when deep down they are pining away for "love". where you not the one with sob story threads almost everywhere about relationships?

Na wa for people sef.

davidylan:

Madam . . . married people too are enjoying life. I don't buy all this insecure idea that single people are really "enjoying life" when deep down they are pining away for "love". where you not the one with sob story threads almost everywhere about relationships?

Na wa for people sef.

Hannibal:

You are wicked!!!!

so i should tell her to go kill herself because she is single. is marriage the key to eternal happiness and salvation?

NubianQ:

so i should tell her to go kill herself because she is single. is marriage the key to eternal happiness and salvation?

but its a key to earthly satisfaction if you know how to work at it.
I'm very patient . . . in 10 yrs time i'd be waiting to see what became of all these "i dont care about marriage" people.

Hannibal:

You are wicked!!!!

You should know that dummy-looking comedian/actor/musician . . . .
He starred in King Kong.

I knew who he was. The question was why Jack Black of all people?

stillwater:

I knew who he was. The question was why Jack Black of all people?

It appears u are compatible with him.

Hannibal:

It appears u are compatible with him.

When did you become me to decide my taste? mmmhhh

stillwater:

When did you become me to decide my taste? mmmhhh

Scientists call it 6th sense.

A low IQ is more like it.

stillwater:

A low IQ is more like it.

6th sense surpasses the brainiest person in the world.
The 6th sense is bionic.

there is a woman on NBC with her heart and home on sale on ebay. basically, she want's to sell her home to a guy. the guy must also buy her love.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-0626singlemominternet,0,3682003.story

you could go that route. place an ad on ebay or something.

Hiya again,

HANNIBAL - where is this banker you said you had for me?

thank you all for your advice. Please remember, I am of Caribbean descent so I dont understand Nigerian broken English.
Manhy thanks to all.

Marzipan, there's no set age one needs to get married before.
At least, I haven't seen it written anywhere.

Don't decide to marry the first guy who comes along, because you feel you need to, that'd be very wrong!
At 35, a lot of women are still single - careers, other commitments etc.
Times are changing.

Your ideal man will come along, just don't try too hard.