chamotex:

How can we verify this?

Just watch Beavis and Butthead dancing and talk about Ijebuland. I'm flatter than pancake.







I wouldn't walk behind horses. They poop. Most of those horses look scared sha.

Idowuogbo:
E no go work!

If u are born yanshless, yanshless u shall remain until u locate d dokita wey inflate Aunty mi Nike Minaj.

this is a lie....
i know some positions in tantric sex that can inflate any flat bütt. tested & trusted!

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Awww... Bless! U for help am import mawu mawu from naija nau... E ti e nice

Ewo tu ni mawu mawu?

When a girl settles for bum/hip pads, ki lo tu ku?

coogar:

this is a lie....
i know some positions in tantric sex that can inflate any flat bütt. tested & trusted!

Abeg! We talking Badunks o! No b dose agbalumo batties.

This picture is priceless.

See how pretty these mamas look with their natural "shuku hairstyle"

Idowuogbo:
Abeg! We talking Badunks o! No b dose agbalumo batties.

i am talking nicky minaj standard.

funkybaby:

Yes oh.

My favourite part is the after party that holds after the Mrs has been brought to the groom's family house.

Well, this is your chance to experience it first hand.
You will not be disappointed

Idowuogbo:
Hahahahha... I'm blessed mama! Don't gerrit twisted. Batty of life! Apoji aje aka ERUdolapo lomo.

Beeni ti e ri
I can confirm this.

And there's a demand for Ijebu state too (on sign above). I can't oppose it. There are so many Ijebu towns, I can't keep up.

Let's try and list them:

1) Ijebu-Ode
2) Ijebu-Remo
3) Ijebu- Ikorodu
4) Sagamu?
5) Ikenne?
I can't remember
6)
7)
8 )
9)
10)

There's gotta be a hundred of them.

chamotex:

Well, this is your chance to experience it first hand.
You will not be disappointed

.

KSA is fully booked till 2017. so any "lagbo lagbo" is on hold till then.

An after party ain't no party without KSA performing live.....all night.

funkybaby:

KSA is fully booked till 2017. so any "lagbo lagbo" is on hold till then.

An after party ain't no party without KSA performing life.....all night.

U na mean... Kai! Mami e jaye ju

chamotex:

Well, this is your chance to experience it first hand.
You will not be disappointed



Beeni ti e ri
I can confirm this.

Confirm wot? Egbe

isale_gan2:

And there's a demand for Ijebu state too (on sign above). I can't oppose it. There are so many Ijebu towns, I can't keep up.

Let's try and list them:

1) Ijebu-Ode
2) Ijebu-Remo
3) Ijebu- Ikorodu
4) Sagamu?
5) Ikenne?
I can't remember
6)
7)
8 )
9)
10)

There's gotta be a hundred of them.

Just too many.... Don't even go there.

I'm not in support of the creation of ijebu state though. Ogun state is okay as it is right now and we all co-exist with the egbas peacefully.

coogar:

i am talking nicky minaj standard.

Hmmm... School me o! Ayam a learner

Idowuogbo:
U na mean... Kai! Mami e jaye ju

My dear, na so oh. I can only live once Abeg

funkybaby:

KSA is fully booked till 2017. so any "lagbo lagbo" is on hold till then.

An after party ain't no party without KSA performing life.....all night.

When the Awujale of the great Ijebu land is talking?
2017 is fine by me...are you ready to bear me 8 kids (minimum)?
You must be fertile

funkybaby:

KSA is fully booked till 2017. so any "lagbo lagbo" is on hold till then.

An after party ain't no party without KSA performing life.....all night.

KWAM-1 can provide the same level of entertainment if not more. KSA is too lazy & he doesn't start singing till 2am.

Idowuogbo:
Hmmm... School me o! Ayam a learner

consultation fee is £99.99, DVD set(12 discs) is £179.99.

baby_123:

Toolz is cute facially. But her body wow

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L3RvbGxsei5qcGd8NjAw[/img]

Wait O! Is Toolz also part of us - i mean IJEBU Girl?? :s

coogar:

KWAM-1 can provide the same level of entertainment if not more. KSA is too lazy & he doesn't start singing till 2am.

I'm not really a fan of Fuji music. Especially at a wedding.

Besides, I grew up listening to KSA and ebenezer obey.

You are right with the 2am ish. He either starts early and finishes early or the other way around. Agba ti de.

Idowuogbo:
Ijebu alaroro.. Oya vex!

lol alaroro indeed,it's unfair judging a whole people because of the actions of few ones among them.
Akarigbo of remo is my king not awujale.

And one more question.
By all account, If Ijebu-igbo happened to be the Spiritual area, and Sagamu the Commercial area, what is "my" Ijebu-ode known for? Just curious tho.

chamotex:

When the Awujale of the great Ijebu land is talking?
2017 is fine by me...are you ready to bear me 8 kids (minimum)?
You must be fertile

Ha. I'm sorry. How can I forget.
He will cancel any booking for you.

8kids ke? Haven't you heard of birth control and family planning?

Sike: And one more question.
By all account, If Ijebu-igbo happened to be the Spiritual area, and Sagamu the Commercial area, what is "my" Ijebu-ode known for? Just curious tho.

Seat of power. that's where you have awujale's palace and where all the chiefs and others obas converge.

Sike: And one more question.
By all account, If Ijebu-igbo happened to be the Spiritual area, and Sagamu the Commercial area, what is "my" Ijebu-ode known for? Just curious tho.

I have heard some people claim that sagamu is not part of ijebu land? Is this true or not?

funkybaby: This picture is priceless.

See how pretty these mamas look with their natural "shuku hairstyle"

Shuku is the style of Ayabas.

Funky, as future Olori, like myself you better make a list of the different variations, cos you'll be wearing it from week to week.

funkybaby:

Ha. I'm sorry. How can I forget.
He will cancel any booking for you.

King Sunny Ade is from Ondo - with his lovely Ondo marks on his face. He won't play ball. Find a patriotic Ijebu musician.

8kids ke? Haven't you heard of birth control and family planning?

Eight is a good number nau. If you start early enough, you can make that in a jiffy!

Let's see:
A set of twins - Taiwo, Kehinde;
A set of triplets - Idowu, Alaba, Something;
One special baby - Something's younger brother;
Another set of twins - Something else, Some-something.

Ma People I hail ooo!
I dey rep Ijebu igbo fah. Emi omo kibo, omo ogunlori, omo onigbo maya sosi....to baya sosi, kibo aagbe

But I dey vex cos since the day I sabi bad thing, we never get Orimolusi of Ijebu Igbo...ko de daa be.
I wonder what's been happening. See how glamorous and colorful Ijebu Ode was on this day. Anyways, we are one Ijebu Nation and I think we deserve a state..

Left for a bit and the thread almost died.

isale_gan2:

And there's a demand for Ijebu state too (on sign above). I can't oppose it. There are so many Ijebu towns, I can't keep up.

Let's try and list them:

1) Ijebu-Ode
2) Ijebu-Remo
3) Ijebu- Ikorodu
4) Sagamu?
5) Ikenne?
I can't remember
6) Epe and all of Iru land.
7)
8 )
9)
10)

There's gotta be a hundred of them.

Fixed

why did u omit my home town?

isale_gan2:

Shuku is the style of Ayabas.

Funky, as future Olori, like myself you better make a list of the different variations, cos you'll be wearing it from week to week.

True that. I'm kuku bored of all these my weaves and hair extensions.

isale_gan2:

King Sunny Ade is from Ondo - with his lovely Ondo marks on his face. He won't play ball. Find a patriotic Ijebu musician.

Hmmm. Adewale Ayuba is also very good. I'm not sure if he's from egba or ijebu.

isale_gan2:

Eight is a good number nau. If you start early enough, you can make that in a jiffy!

Let's see:
A set of twins - Taiwo, Kehinde;
A set of triplets - Idowu, Alaba, Something;
One special baby - Something's younger brother;
Another set of twins - Something else, Some-something.

Idowuogbo:
Face nko?

Kilo se face?

shymexx:

Hmmmmm

I need to start following you and all the blessings you've got behind you.

Oya, jump behind!

Ms Nas:
Oya, jump behind!

Doing that now. I need to tell you a children's story like Slick Rick.

And since you're Ms Nas - this "cherry wine" is for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FXRRIzMVw8

Isale_gan2

Stop being scared of me, we're cool now.

Just don't know if you're Igbo, Fulani or Hausa.

But you're pro-black and Isale gan is a place in Lagos Island, I guess. So you might have some Awori blood flowing in ya veins.

scared of Ijebu babes. na al ur life saving dem go use buy aso ojude oba... BEWARE