armyofone:
Wow!! for real?
12 pots of palm oil soup alone = recipe for death.
I hail the obas.

whatever adipose cells the obas add from taking palm oil soup, they burn it while humping their wives at night. trust me, the obas are as fit as greyhounds.

Wu Zetian:
Contribute to the thread?? That's exactly what I'm doing.

I blame the mumus that are egging you on. I'm not a Lagos Queen

I haven't said anything negative about Ijebu ppl either, my post doesn't stop y'all from celebrating whatever y'all are celebrating.

Replying my post is doing exactly what I want The thread is too peaceful, y'all need some spunk and fire.

Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

You know I don't joke with my Ijebu-ness.

Anyway, when are you coming to my room? I need to show you some Ijebu history!!

All you gotta do is holla at me, you know I love mean and troublesome chics.

When the lights go off, they get meaner than Hitler's face.

Why do you Ekiti chics always play hard to get?

I luv this thread so much from page 1 to this stage.....but one thing don't derail the thread

pharmow:

I respect Ago Iwoye bro.....but I was just trying to translate the oriki of ijebu form youtube according to the composer

oh,ok ..we are one!!

engineerd: MENNNNN....I ENVY YALL.....GEEZE I WONDER IF EKITI EVEN CELEBRATES ANYTHING......I KNOW FOR SURE THEY ARE GOOD AT WITCHCRAFT.....LOTS OF WITCHES IN EKITI...LOL

LMAO!! *I died!*

booqee: jeez i'm sooo late! Anyway proudly a full blooded ijebu babe. Eweso eyin omo alare for nl?!

which Ijebu side u come frm?? I rep Ago Iwoye

funkybaby:

what's your postcode, lemme check it out on google map

For security reasons, I can not reveal my full post code but it starts with 'DA'
Let me ginger you with my royal status.

coogar:

#bigboytingz....
chamotex, help me speak to your uncle. that contract to supply SUVs for all the chiefs. i need that contract, biko.

This is minor stuffs...my uncle can do bigger than this.

chamotex:
This is minor stuffs...my uncle can do bigger than this.

prince chamo of zamunda!

Afam4eva: Pls, if you're not Ijebu, don't make noise here. We Ijebus want to discuss

Lol. Afam abeg no make me laugh.

@pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

shymexx:

Don't tell me what to do.

You're the Queen of Lagos, are you happy now?

Anyway, why can't you let people celebrate their identity since the thread has nothing to do with nationality? At end of the day, no one has said anything to undermine other ethnic groups on here. Perhaps, black people also need to stop celebrating black history month and Christians also need to stop celebrating xmas.

Just go away if you have nothing to contribute to the thread. This isn't about Nigeria and some people on the thread don't care about Nigeria.

Must you reply every post? Switch on your ignore mode abeg. She's always keen to be seen arguing from the other side of the divide and going against what other people agree on.

stillwater:

Lol. Afam abeg no make me laugh.

@pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

awww. Don't worry eh. Your kids will have idi nla.

chamotex:

For security reasons, I can not reveal my full post code but it starts with 'DA'
Let me ginger you with my royal status.

Lmaooo. Joker

coogar:

#bigboytingz....
chamotex, help me speak to your uncle. that contract to supply SUVs for all the chiefs. i need that contract, biko.

*chuckles*

thanks funkybaby. So when's the 'wedding' taking place, i'm sure everythings ready except the name of the groom.

rahazaqa: which Ijebu side u come frm?? I rep Ago Iwoye

hmm..we're quite close. I rep ijebu igbo. Anyway i finished from OOU in ago iwoye, so i rented a house in oru during my stay in school. Oru should be the smallest ijebu town!

funkybaby:

Must you reply ever post? Switch on your ignore mode abeg. She's always keen to be seen arguing from the other side of the divide and going against what other people agree on.

LMAO!! Bwahahahahahahaha

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
― Mark Twain

stillwater:

Lol. Afam abeg no make me laugh.

@pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

Do squats

funkybaby:

Must you reply ever post? Switch on your ignore mode abeg. She's always keen to be seen arguing from the other side of the divide and going against what other people agree on.

My bad - I just find her intriguing and she's one of my gazillion e-wives on here.

Wu_tang sholly and Desola are definitely two people I would like to meet offline. [size=3pt]You as well[/size]

They crack me up all the time.

chamotex:

Do squats

E no go work!

If u are born yanshless, yanshless u shall remain until u locate d dokita wey inflate Aunty mi Nike Minaj.

booqee: thanks funkybaby. So when's the 'wedding' taking place, i'm sure everythings ready except the name of the groom.

The groom is ready. I am the groom
Coogar is my best man

Ojude Oba will be nothing compared to our wedding fiesta

booqee: thanks funkybaby. So when's the 'wedding' taking place, i'm sure everythings ready except the name of the groom.

hmm..we're quite close. I rep ijebu igbo. Anyway i finished from OOU in ago iwoye, so i rented a house in oru during my stay in school. Oru should be the smallest ijebu town!

Yes o @ name of the groom. I'm sooo confused.

My heart beats for OAM4J, while my head aches for chamotex

You are from ijebu-igbo? Cool! They've got some handsome men oh. As in, fine, clean, posh,rich men.

Where's TKB417 sef ? He's from ijebu_igbo too if I remember correctly.

stillwater:
@pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

My grandpa was a Hausa-looking tall Yoruba guy with flat-bum (at least I think so; kinda not appropriate to look sha ). My dad I think has a sizeable bum, from his mum's side. My mum has a little bum. Me, I have a big ol' butt!

funkybaby:
awww. Don't worry eh. Your kids will have idi nla.

Who's got a big ol' butt?! Isale!
Funkybaby's got a big ol' butt!
Stillwater's got a big ol' butt!
Big ol' big ol'butt
Ayii Hay! Doing the butt!
Sexay Sexay!
Everybody do the butt!

isale_gan2:


My grandpa was a Hausa-looking tall Yoruba guy with flat-bum (at least I think so; kinda not appropriate to look sha ). My dad I think has a sizeable bum, from his mum's side. My mum has a little bum. Me, I have a big ol' butt!


Who's got a big ol' butt?! Isale!
Funkybaby's got a big ol' butt!
Stillwater's got a big ol' butt!
Big ol' big ol'butt
Ayii Hay! Doing the butt!
Sexay Sexay!
Everybody do the butt!

I just had to quote this post.

Very and overly very very interesting.

Idowuogbo:
E no go work!

If u are born yanshless, yanshless u shall remain until u locate d dokita wey inflate Aunty mi Nike Minaj.

So,so true. Reminds me of a colleague that was fond of doing squats in the ladies toilet during her lunch break. They didn't work nada. She eventually gave up and settled for bum pads she was that desperate.

Idowuogbo:
E no go work!

If u are born yanshless, yanshless u shall remain until u locate d dokita wey inflate Aunty mi Nike Minaj.

Someone speaks from experience.

shymexx:

I just had to quote this post.

Very and overly very very interesting.

I was kidding. Go with the flow.

isale_gan2:



My grandpa was a Hausa-looking tall Yoruba guy with flat-bum (at least I think so; kinda not appropriate to look sha ). My dad I think has a sizeable bum, from his mum's side. My mum has a little bum. Me, I have a big ol' butt!

How can we verify this?

isale_gan2:

Someone speaks from experience.

Hahahahha... I'm blessed mama! Don't gerrit twisted. Batty of life! Apoji aje aka ERUdolapo lomo.

Pataki: My late grandfather married an Ijebu woman.

My father married an Ijebu woman.

All you raving eyes, steer clear of funkybaby and any other ijebu peperempes on this thread!

We egbas love our ijebu women and their blessed bakassi!

sorry we ijebu boys aint giving any egba boy our women
and why do many yorubas have a notion that all ijebus are stingy,like it's seriously annoying.

chamotex:

The groom is ready. I am the groom
Coogar is my best man

Ojude Oba will be nothing compared to our wedding fiesta

Yes oh.

My favourite part is the after party that holds after the Mrs has been brought to the groom's family house.

funkybaby:

So,so true. Reminds me of a colleague that was fond of doing squats in the ladies toilet during her lunch break. They didn't work nada. She eventually gave up and settled for bum pads she was that desperate.

Lmao! Awww... Bless! U for help am import mawu mawu from naija nau... E ti e nice

odua boy: sorry we ijebu boys aint giving any egba boy our women
and why do many yorubas have a notion that all ijebus are stingy,like it's seriously annoying.

Ijebu alaroro.. Oya vex!

isale_gan2:


Who's got a big ol' butt?! Isale!
Funkybaby's got a big ol' butt!
Stillwater's got a big ol' butt!
Big ol' big ol'butt
Ayii Hay! Doing the butt!
Sexay Sexay!
Everybody do the butt!

baby_123: Nice

Finest women in Yorubaland:

1) Awori
2) Ekiti
3) Ijebu
4) Egba
.........................

Undisputable...

Awori of all women,you must be a joker.