jay bee: Awa omo ijebu swagger

Are you ijebu too

I'm taking roll call. So I will know who and who to sell my aso-ebi to when OAM4J or Chamotex pays my owo ori

whitecat007: Sure!!!!!
You need to see how my colleagues went crazy when I showed them these pictures and they all want to come. We have hatched a plan immediately on how to get this trip that will be full of fun.


Get dem eye candies down to ijebu for us. We are gonna ship our stripper poles for our after party you don wanna miss. Its gonna be crazy

Darn!! You're bad!! Saw your post on the other thread...we defo need hook to up and hang out. I used to be wild as fvck, but I think I still have something left in the tank for you.

Shout me!!

rahazaqa: U bleeped up!! U mentioned Big ijebu towne ,u no mention Ago Iwoye!! D second Spiritual Capital to Ijebu Igbo!!

I respect Ago Iwoye bro.....but I was just trying to translate the oriki of ijebu form youtube according to the composer

'See me, see confusion'

What is the difference between Ondo girls and Ekiti girls?? Don't they share the same ancestors?? How can one be prettier than the other?

So Ijebus are known for wealth?? I thought they were known for Garri.

Mehn, people seem to be very informed about their culture, I feel like an alien

chamotex:

The Awujale is my uncle...his deposit will not be accepted.
He is not from the royal bloodline like me
...funkybaby come to the royal family.

OAM4J:

Hehehe. He is a small meat. he cannot eat eran agba, to ba dan wo ehin e a ka.

I am also Bobagunwa of Ijebuland, Awujale will listen to me before hearing what a palace boy like chamotex has to say.

chamotex:

Don't mind coogar, I am not wanted.
My record is clean.
If you come to my mini palace in Kent, OAM4J will cease to exist in your memory.
I will show you how ijebu men spoil women

Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

funkybaby:

Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Shymex! Na young blood fit u.

funkybaby:

Are you ijebu too

I'm taking roll call. So I will know who and who to sell my aso-ebi to when OAM4J or Chamotex pays my owo ori

I'm adopting my madam's hometown. She's from ijebu ososa

shymexx:

I hear that. I need a proper documented adventure of all Yoruba towns, to see what their women are saying.

Have you read "Se.x is a Ni.gger?" I swear a Nigerian authored that book.

That's what I'm trying to accomplish with that adventure!! You get me?!?!?!

Wow!!! I read dat book sme years back. I swear dat guy rily had wild adventures wit Europe gals, I used 2fanatasize same tin den...

funkybaby:
Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

chamotex is the candidate.....
he's set to inherit £1.8 billion his great great grandfather bequeathed to him in 1851.

jay bee:
I'm adopting my madam's hometown. She's from ijebu ososa

Correct. you sabi better thing and you chose well.

coogar:

the best book i read as a teen......seriously, it should be made compulsory in the secondary schools in nigeria.

Lmaooo!! Criouxly?? U wan corrupt all of us back home bah?
Dou, I read it wen I ws stil a teenage too.

shymexx: jay_bee, hercules07 and django1

You lot need to defend Ibadan people!!!

The attacks are getting too much!!

Ekiti babes first (married from there), going by my sisters and cousins, Ibadan babes dey fine ooooooo, then others.

Idowuogbo:
Shymex! Na young blood fit u.

Didn't coogar say shymex is wanted all over sauf london for failure to pay child support for 36 different baby mamas

jay bee:
Didn't coogar say shymex is wanted all over sauf london for failure to pay child support for 36 different baby mamas

jay bee:
Didn't coogar say shymex is wanted all over sauf london for failure to pay child support for 36 different baby mamas

E Gbe le oo!

Shy shy, ngbo?

dejijohns:
Lmaooo!! Criouxly?? U wan corrupt all of us back home bah?
Dou, I read it wen I ws stil a teenage too.

how's it worse than reading lolly, ikebe super, hints, hearts or the demonic better lover?

shymexx:

I think the Ekiti's have got body for days. Then Ibadan should be next in the body department. Ijebu chics are socialites. But the Egba's are the most beautiful, trust me. I've never met an ugly Egba chic.

If this forum wasn't ridden with psychos, I would have posted pics of my maternal grandma and aunts - all Egba women.

Yeah yeah! Omo Ibadan ni mi. And the body part is true!!!

Proudly Omo ijebu alare!!!!!!! Born in ijebu, schooled in ijebu, bread in ijebu, married ijebu!!!!! 100 % ijebu alare. Mi ni fi owo osi ju we Ile baba mi...Omo odiolowo ni ijebu Remi wa!!!!

I am not wild at all, it's just part of life. When it come to girls party, you have to go big or stay out.
What post is that?

shymexx:

Darn!! You're bad!! Saw your post on the other thread...we defo need hook to up and hang out. I used to be wild as fvck, but I think I still have something left in the tank for you.

Shout me!!

Ms Nas:
Yeah yeah! Omo Ibadan ni mi. And the body part is true!!!

Face nko?

funkybaby:








Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

Chamo na manure fan. They are experiencing their season of frustration at the moment.

I bless you with OAM....

@ OAM4J,
I want that your Awori sister sharp sharp.

coogar:

chamotex is the candidate.....
he's set to inherit £1.8 billion his great great grandfather bequeathed to him in 1851.

I don't doubt this one bit b ijebus are known to have "OLD" money

funkybaby:

Are you ijebu too

I'm taking roll call. So I will know who and who to sell my aso-ebi to when OAM4J or Chamotex pays my owo ori

Don't mind jay bee, he is not an ijebu man
He just wants a piece of the ijebu cake.
chamotex is the man for you...omo anikilaya

Idowuogbo:
Shymex! Na young blood fit u.

Iwo it e, o serious

jay bee:
Didn't coogar say shymex is wanted all over sauf london for failure to pay child support for 36 different baby mamas

You are mixing 'em up. It's Chamotex.

Representing Ijebu-Ode. Omo Afidipote ni italapo (mobegelu) believe it or not that's part of our oriki...awa mo ile we are not yet lost in the city.

I spent the first 22+ years of my life in this town..unfortunately I do not share that flair for extravagance and parties probably because my parents also never did. My extended family members are proper and typical Ijebu's, no alakowe styles but party loving, money spending, aso-ebi and gele sporting peeps who outdo each other at any family gathering.

Can't help but to look for olorogun Sunny Kuku when ever I look at ojude festivals. I just like the man's style.

@ Pataki
Are you Ijebu?
I was in ijebu ode sometime ago for my friend's wedding (was one of the bridesmaids), nice. I went to one of the markets there ummm oju mi ri nkon

Love the flashy/colorful dressings here.
But why is the oba/chiefs so huge? Not healthy.

armyofone: @ Pataki
Are you Ijebu?
I was in ijebu ode sometime ago for my friend's wedding (was one of the bridesmaids), nice. I went to one of the markets there ummm oju mi ri nkon

Love the flashy/colorful dressings here.
But why is the oba/chiefs so huge? Not healthy.

When are you coming to this side of the world? You are just ignoring my side ehn?

I am half Egba, half Ijebu. My grandmothers are ijebus.....

funkybaby:

Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

Sorry to interrupt, but. . .

[size=14pt]OAM4J[/size] is from 2 - count 'em, TWO - royal houses! Descendant of Ijebu royalty and Kin to Oba Eko. I hear he might even be in line for the Lagos throne, after Rilwan Akiolu. Eko o ni ba je o.

Chamotex sounds like kitchen cleaning product. No offense.

P.S. What in the world's been happening on this thread? I saw only page 1 and 9-10 before I posted.

armyofone: @ Pataki
Are you Ijebu?
I was in ijebu ode sometime ago for my friend's wedding (was one of the bridesmaids), nice. I went to one of the markets there ummm oju mi ri nkon

Love the flashy/colorful dressings here.
But why is the oba/chiefs so huge? Not healthy.

each of the obas has about a dozen wives. what do you expect? that's 12 different pots of soup per week & 24 brëasts to feed on.

isale_gan2:

Sorry to interrupt, but. . .

[size=14pt]OAM4J[/size] is from 2 - count 'em, TWO - royal houses! Descendant of Ijebu royalty and Kin to Oba Eko. I hear he might even be in line for the Lagos throne, after Rilwan Akiolu. Eko o ni ba je o.

Chamotex sounds like kitchen cleaning product. No offense.

let me run out of this thread before thunder strikes you dead with your blasphemy.

coogar:

each of the obas has about a dozen wives. what do you expect? that's 12 different pots of soup per week & 24 brëasts to feed on.

.

you are a nutcase.

Wu Zetian: 'See me, see confusion'

What is the difference between Ondo girls and Ekiti girls?? Don't they share the same ancestors?? How can one be prettier than the other?

So Ijebus are known for wealth?? I thought they were known for Garri.

Mehn, people seem to be very informed about their culture, I feel like an alien

You're a learner!!

Everyone knows that the Ijebu's and money came into this world together.

Super socialites and highly educated as well. Very cultured too.