Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by oluamid(m): 10:47am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Hmmmmm. This thread is nice ooo. *currently updating my toasting skills to meet current realities*
In other news, See crowd for this thread. Choi! Looks like a cinema already. All the NL nerdy heads are here. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by nurmanteasynoni: 10:48am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Don't mind killzzzz,e no want make d op chew kpomo. U sure say na girl u be 1 Like |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by condralbede(m): 10:48am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
nice one.when am in d same shoe wit d op a girl gv me d same advice and honestly it worked perfectly well. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by victorazy(m): 10:48am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
Kai! U be angel but na girls dey woo me |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:49am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Guy go and work, girls are attracted to workaholics ; hope the work dey show for your body. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by agbitaj(m): 10:50am On Nov 23, 2013 |
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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Danhumprey: 10:50am On Nov 23, 2013 |
kachiz:
9ja girls? they love going to toilet. buy them a water cistern. i think twyford rocks. LMAO..... |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:50am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Oildichotomy^: Give her some free 10gees for her hair. Spoil her with some movie time .. NOT laptop movies please.
Take her to Balogun market with another I0k .. That can fetch her some new stuffs with accessories.
Then BONE her.... Don't call, ping or text .
I did that to a lady last week and the lady is all over me in social media with likes, comments that i never bargained for. The pings are uncountable .. I know she wanna DO ME as payback but i want her to yearn for it before i give in.
NB: You can only do that to a reserved, civilized and appreciative young lady not some Runs-babe
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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:51am On Nov 23, 2013 |
sexkillz: See U turn. I've never really seen your post or followed your conversation, now I know why users hate you a lot. 7 Likes |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:52am On Nov 23, 2013 |
buy her brazillian hair and recharge card ( whatever that is ) 1 Like |
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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Danhumprey: 10:53am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Girl no send you and you go carry wahala put for head. Bro,you're a long thing! But seriously,most Naija babes too like to dey form and misbehave! |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by ameer2: 10:54am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Understand her,have d confidence and neva allow her to disrepect u. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by MEILYN(m): 10:55am On Nov 23, 2013 |
hehehe....... Money will solve your problem brahhh |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Sermwell(m): 10:55am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
walahi this has been my modus operandi and it has been working like magic! I have been a modafuckin player and its been fun! Babe you just took this out of my mouth! Thanks for sharing tho! Guyz this is your best bet if you must get that girl! 3 Likes |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by dwittyc0der(f): 10:56am On Nov 23, 2013 |
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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by mustaphagreens(m): 10:57am On Nov 23, 2013 |
@Op, what age are you and what age is the girl in question too? Some girls have vowed never to date a man who is or looks as old as their dad no matter the number of lullabies he writes, roses he sends or count of serenades he indulges in but are ready to break that vow on the account that he possesses deep pockets. So dude, i'd advice you check yourself well and make adjustments where necessary o. P.S Girls and Fishes have something in common: Their Brain. Learn how to catch a fish and you're good to go!!! Adieu |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by bookface: 10:58am On Nov 23, 2013 |
snthesis: hi Guys, i just found the love of my life , but the tins is she doesnt send me.- i have sent flowers, bought chocolate, wrote poems but so far nothin for me, pls abeg how do i woo/toast her o, i cant sleep, eat, -pls save a brotha-tanx
p.s Babes, how wud u like to be toasted, thanks Use one of this. [img] http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/id/33746132/?size=500x500&site=blogs&authtoken=3ef318efc0d861959b4b4c43bdd7f1d6&quality=90[/img] I recommend you toast her head first, make sure you use a lot of butter. 6 Likes |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by pillzthadrugz(m): 10:59am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
okay now I understand......So naso dat my guy do u? Babe u're a fast learner i admire ur IQ. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by UyiIredia(m): 11:00am On Nov 23, 2013 |
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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Dannylux: 11:01am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Or just show her car keys |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 11:03am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Go fuel your pocket dude and stop being a riff-raff.
Love is very expensive especially in Nigeria.
When you've gotten your pocket deficit sorted, you can come thank me later. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Ewedusoup(m): 11:03am On Nov 23, 2013 |
GRAB YOUR COPY BROZ |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Homguy(m): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
if you are a lady, you are definitely not a nigerian ! |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by chaw: 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
forget oo...girl wey no like no like you be that |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by horlajide: 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Be not wary lad, the course of true love never did run smooth.
Tell her she’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed, she is a maiden, and therefore to be won and ye wish not any companion in the world but her. Be of good courage and tell her ye know no way to mince it in love, but directly to say ‘I love thee’ and humbly do beseech her pardon for too much loving her.
Lastly,speak low if ye speak love.
If all these work not, then verily verily thine village people art work 6 Likes |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Johnsonpac(m): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
Babe you too GBASKI thumbs up for u, i owe u glass of Rossay |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Give her your ATM card and pin. That's an automatic acceptance! |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Johnsonpac(m): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
Babe you too GBASKI thumbs up for u, i owe u glass of Rossay |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 11:05am On Nov 23, 2013 |
nurmanteasynoni: U sure say na girl u be Bros kpomo wey dey inside Iya amala pot,no be for chops Abi na for decoration .What wud be,wud be. |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Mubby4luv(m): 11:05am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Tht ignoring part is the best. one ov the painful tin any gurl culd stand is wen a guy tht gave a fu*k about her before starts givin less fu*k bout her |
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by sammirano: 11:07am On Nov 23, 2013 |
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
bad gurl. |