WTF?? Guy .. That's too much

k2fresh: Made front page with jst 3comments,surprising!

NL is really getting useless...olden dayz, you come to frontpage and u see real topics or trending topics, now adayz so much depressing topics.. lindaikeji blog still better at least..mtscheeew!!

I sure sey the screen of your android phone for white finish, you for done use am self-service like mad......see wetin naija babes dey make person pikin think...I get correct vaseline for good price if you wan buy chairman

Is dis topic on FP?

The mods that pushed dz poo to fp

cashkid18: i was d ist pesin dt created dis topic on nl for d past three months bt it neva fp n dis dude copied it n it makes fp.u cn check my profile to confirm it

Eeyah. Na so life be

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

D persn dat cropped ur pic nids to b flogged...look at d gallops all ova ur head n still u r postn it hia with nonsense comment....gbafu o my frnd!

dis guy is sick

Wait, the OP is too right to be wrong.
Why?

I can download mojo with my Samsung and fap my sorrows away with cheap vaseline.

OP, Buddha bless you!

Op u really need to stop masturbatiing

russianmob27: I sure sey the screen of your android phone for white finish, you for done use am self-service like mad......see wetin naija babes dey make person pikin think...I get correct vaseline for good price if you wan buy chairman

How much be your vaseline?

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

You're one of the reasons why naija guys abroad insult home base naija guys. Don't you have family and friends that can wish you happy birthday? And how old are you? I know you're posting your pictures on nairaland because you had your best clothes on. Mango head.

I wonder how this came to be on fp but I won't totally fault the op sha. Ladies don't know it takes most guys a great deal of their living to be committed yet they don't want to help matters at all.
op, if a device is worth that to you, how about the humans who produced it??

Shut up! All correct! But come t look at it o, smart phone give me joy. Keeps me busy... But eheem eheem my gal chiamaka is the best of all, nothing t b compare with her, may nokia 3310 is better than ur gf. Mmmmm sorry eh!

Fools don plenty everywia and 2 think dat dis made front page. Double fools dem mod be i tell u

@op na pikin like you dem suppose don use u appeal the gods since wey u dey 6 months old!!!because ur growing up will bring shame to humanity and to the entire universe!!!and this made front page?we give up!!!then the smart phone should be valuable than the op mum since that is the case.

You fit bleep your Android phone

Austeenx: Wait, the OP is too right to be wrong.
Why?

I can download mojo with my Samsung and fap my sorrows away with cheap vaseline.

OP, Buddha bless you!

Simonandal. Smh*

ChiSun27:

D persn dat cropped ur pic nids to b flogged...look at d gallops all ova ur head n still u r postn it hia with
nonsense comment....gbafu o my frnd!

muhehehehehehehehe laff wan tear my belle

smakati: You need help.

forget about help bros,if i tell you my stories self you go laugh,me get many girlfriends which include:laptop,Andriod phones,my modem e.t.c,i know this sound crazy but these things spares you the troubles and heartbreaks you might go through when you have a girlfriend......but another thing about all this gadgets is that they can break your heart more that you girlfriends can do,especially when your system crash without you having any of the files on it being backed up.....am also experiencing a major heartbreak from my laptop now.*sobs*

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

U bloody fool has been spamming the whole Nl with ur half baked idiotic face, i see u lacked love, or yu were never given the necessary attention to make u happy, thus u deciided to remove others happiness by posting ur cheap ugly looking face..oh pls dnt giv me nightmeres mora fucka

Ghadafy:

You're one of the reasons why naija abroad guys insult home base naija guys. Don't you have family and friends that can wish you happy birthday? And how old are you? I know you're posting your pictures on nairaland because you had your best clothes on. Mango head.

hahahahahahahaha u wicked ooo

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation where there is android and sites with Na.ked girls s ;

ok

jeslom:

U bloody fool has been spamming the whole Nl with ur half baked idiotic face, i see u lacked love, or yu were never given the necessary attention to make u happy, thus u deciided to remove others happiness by posting ur cheap ugly looking face..oh pls dnt giv me
nightmeres mora fucka

choiii una wicked ooo show d boy small love naaa

Gbade60: Wished women weren't created!!! Wud av been a peaceful world!!! No woman no cry, no android no fun!!

..And no 'you'

@op, you do charge your android phone frequently, don't you? So also is it expected of you to spend- not compulsorily but out of love- for your girlfriend if you can.

What happens when your phone gets stolen? My Samsung galaxy grand was stolen in school but my girlfriend is still with me. In fact, she encouraged me that period and today, I use a better phone.

I'd like to see you propose to your phone and marry it. After all, people marry animals and even inanimate objects.

How did this thread make frontpage!!

Oyedokun100:
1. [b]My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K.


4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

Please you men should stop spending on your girlfriends.
If they ask you say no.
Stop spending on them make we hear word from all noise you make about how girls are demanding.

mrvocalprowess: u can sleep wit ur android i guess...how does ur android like it? missionary? doggy?touch ur toes ?so many cray personalities on nl !!!smh

He is talking 4rm a tech's pov not 4rm a perv's pov lyk IRS.@OP no mind dem jare.personally Ild choose a Sony xperia z1 over a night out with Toolz

If to say na oyinbo country we dey ni....small time U go hear say this boy don marry him phone....smh oo....End time tinz shaa

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

Hope ur fone can take care of ur konji need.