Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

Omo Na yaba left tinz oh.... some get dis guy a psychiatrist

wallflower: To each his own.

DAZ ALL.

Worwor: if we don't spend the girl will look for a brand new boyfriend.

Date girls that are not interested in your money.

The cuss wen I cuss dis op nor strong reach....new cuss loading......50%

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

its funny but its wrong to compare a woman with a phone. you disrespect God who created them and you got a sister too remember

cashkid18: i was d ist pesin dt created dis topic on nl for d past three months bt it neva fp n dis dude copied it n it makes fp.u cn check my profile to confirm it

I wonda y dis hapuns. sori eh.

colo$$u$:

With your head like ube (pear)

lwkm... but y evils?!

Nigg When was d last time u gat some

una want use question kill us for this nairaland ooo

wired things happens on nairaland.

You don't only need deliverance but deliverances.

@OP lol...who cares?No gives a f.*.ck if u prefere ya nokia torchlight to ya girlfrends....smh..this must be a joke..

Another daft thread on the front page ... Whoever moved this there, is a dun..ce!

yet another junk on FP!

is/does s1's pocket get lined for this crazy frequent occurrence ? ....i;m forced to ask.

cos i have seen alot of educative, fun and intellectual topics wallow in the valley of obscurity yet these totally razz and whack ones kip gettin the lime light.....

Seun and Mods, what gives?







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cashkid18: i was d ist pesin dt created dis topic on nl for d past three months bt it neva fp n dis dude copied it n it makes fp.u cn check my profile to confirm it

Yeah, copy and paste...I blem da m*d sha.

cashkid18: i was d ist pesin dt created dis topic on nl for d past three months bt it neva fp n dis dude copied it n it makes fp.u cn check my profile to confirm it

Get a lawyer, then file a suit

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

u deserve an award man.. Wat a fool? Wit ur horror face

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

all the likers to your post are just like you, lonely and perverse minded dolt. too much p o r n on your android, thats not a substitute for a girlfriend.

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

i hope u dnt fvck ur android because da will b sicker dan d hat u will buy for it

drnairalov: Yaba left is calling for you Op

Nah he was ''deported'' frm yabaleft,reason being he was makin d normal psychos crazier,he belongs in d wilderness,his own don pass madness

steph7: I think a more appropriate title of this thread should be reasons why the op doesn't get laid

. ...Buh seriously u dnt nid a Gf 2get laid... Fwends wid benefits makes som people 2 lazy 2kip a GF. Wen u got a lotta hot chicks dt coms around often, settling with one z simply settin off a War. ...And For Peace ambassadors lyk muah, we need 2 kip d Peace...

I trust my android phone better than my g.f....dat is if i will eva av a g.f,.....i am just girls-phobic...n i av come to like being with my phone....@o.p, u make sense jhoor.

k2fresh: Made front page with jst 3comments,surprising!

Front page things.

wallflower: To each his own.

True.

That akward moment when you discover OP is talking about a Tecno Android phone!

walahi this guy is mentally sane,na MODs on nairaland need help,imagine how this kind post go make FB,wetin concern me if u twerk with ur fone,but honestly girls are losing their values,if a capable guy could choose a smartphone over u ladies then that means u are going into extinction

wily bebsy: dix guy realy nidz help..c wetin make fp..

Justeenaleo:
i hope u dnt fvck ur android because da will b sicker dan d hat u will buy for it

why did dis post pain u like dis?

@ o.p, download android assistant from playstore and have healthy conversations with your android, i spent most of my leisure time talking to it.....u will luv it for sure.

Hayjaycity:

why did dis post pain u like dis?

d post no pain me,na d poster dey pain me

pauladonis: @ o.p, download android assistant from playstore and have healthy conversations with your android, i spent most of my leisure time talking to it.....u will luv it for sure.

lol. Your signature explains it all