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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by vanguard1(m): 7:19pm On Dec 03, 2013
satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;
Aint you ashamed of your age.

Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Policewoman(f): 7:20pm On Dec 03, 2013
Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.
Okwu nkasi obi. Continue wallowing in your delusions embarassed tongue
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by vanguard1(m): 7:23pm On Dec 03, 2013
@op, true story but don't let your girlfriend see this because if she does.....................vaseline is costly this days ooooooo
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by gebbson(m): 7:24pm On Dec 03, 2013
[quote author=Oyedokun100]Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 3.rubbish mtcheeeeew ofoology fellow
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by ekkywolex(m): 7:24pm On Dec 03, 2013
Kolomental
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by bobofati(m): 7:25pm On Dec 03, 2013
Why are all the girls beefing? Its his opinion...... and me thinks op made lots of sense.
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by vanguard1(m): 7:25pm On Dec 03, 2013
Policewoman: Okwu nkasi obi. Continue wallowing in your delusions embarassed tongue
Why are you disturbed nah....Your boyfriend is surely a maga
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by IAMBREEZY: 7:26pm On Dec 03, 2013
lorretta u: Why exactly is this on frontpage?
i guess the mods re high on crack,now every silly threads make frontpage smh
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by kayLion(m): 7:27pm On Dec 03, 2013
One would think that there was no other OS before Android came around with the way you people are going on about it..Its Android's time to reign buh like every other thing in dis world, another product will become number 1 in d world., and I believe when that time comes, this OP will cheat on his android!!!

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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by chrisme(m): 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
Dis yoruba guy fall my hand
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Policewoman(f): 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
The nigga is obviously suffeing from the rejection syndrome. He has toasted hundreds of babes without success. Okwu nkasi obi grin
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by baby124: 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
I gues you dey bang your android. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
@op. gud one there. FORNICATION is a sin. Do anything to avoid it.
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Mzflexydeeva(f): 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
Nice one............ Girls its beta to be single Dan just be one of d many in a guy's life
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by davida222(m): 7:31pm On Dec 03, 2013
Belive it or not the Op is 100% on point, Girls are plain useless.. and stupppid. Op ride on. Nigerian Girls i mean. My Android any time any day. fonication is bad.

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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:42pm On Dec 03, 2013
smakati: You need help.
I tell you, its either he needs help or he has never felt a girl from outside and within.
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:43pm On Dec 03, 2013
smakati: You need help.

he is right... This december period, the last thing a wise man should crave is a gf company.
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:47pm On Dec 03, 2013
Girls can frustrate guys eh
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by 1stola: 7:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
kellynoah: if ur in support dat de OP is suffering from malaria "LIKE DIS POST"

LIKES MONGER!
NOTHING 4 U O
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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by davywillis: 7:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
My suggestion to the OP is he should try and get wedded to the Iphone simple
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by musty001: 7:49pm On Dec 03, 2013
musty001: it will nt b 2 lng b4,we start hearing thingz like....
1)a guy marries his smartphone
2)he left #20 million fortune 4 his smartphone
3)guy caught having sex wit his smartphone
5)he dumped his gf 4 a smartphone etc...
Okaaay,wat i'm i trying 2 say? #simple# u can't compare a mere gadget 2 a human being!
#musty#
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:55pm On Dec 03, 2013
Hayjaycity:

how does he need help?.....is dere anything unreal in all the OP said?......he is a real guy and he has posted d reality and he is not trying to be a pervert like you..."SMARTPHONES MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL TO GUYS THAN GIRLFRIENDS THESE DAYS..Is it sex?...u can get that at a hotel or club, and they will do you better than your so-called GFs.

Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Dannylux: 7:56pm On Dec 03, 2013
My annoyance is not that this is a Facebook joke but that its a very old one. Now it's on the damn front page. Alright.

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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:57pm On Dec 03, 2013
fellis:

Please you men should stop spending on your girlfriends.
If they ask you say no.
Stop spending on them make we hear word from all noise you make about how girls are demanding.
if we don't spend the girl will look for a brand new boyfriend.
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by colossus2: 7:58pm On Dec 03, 2013
satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;
With your head like ube (pear) undecided

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Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:59pm On Dec 03, 2013
rill: Op u really need to stop masturbatiing

did you see him? A gf is a risk asset. You end up paying charges...
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Yemlizzy(f): 8:03pm On Dec 03, 2013
Hahahaha this is serious menh!What wont we hear?
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 03, 2013
Mehn my android phone na best companion ooo,no time for girls agaiin
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by LizzyAnn(f): 8:05pm On Dec 03, 2013
Nairaland has been infested with smellos smh.oshi
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by kenny2u(m): 8:05pm On Dec 03, 2013
Psycho!
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by LizzyAnn(f): 8:06pm On Dec 03, 2013
Nairaland has been infested with smellos smh.oshi.how u go use ordinary phone compare human being
Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Sheenor: 8:10pm On Dec 03, 2013
i have seen this post somewhere long time ago.. buh, can't remember where.........

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