pauladonis: @ o.p, download android assistant from playstore and have healthy conversations with your android, i spent most of my leisure time talking to it.....u will luv it for sure.

no b u i see dem dey drag to yabaleft,so u never well yet

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

You need psychiatric evaluation. Must you upload your pictures in every thread? This is Nairaland and not Facebook. Get that into your head

Okay..I dnt want a galfrnd too..but I dnt think u should compare a fone 2 a human being..datz jez plain ridiculous...anyways OP I think we both know u jez posted dz for d fun of writing....have u 4gotten d dai I caught you...wif 1 gal like dat ni?..lol

Adolak: It is so evident from most of the comments that nowadays guys have girlfriend for sex alone. SMH! All of them just dey shout "f.uck ur android phone then" RUBBISH.

surprised that the ugly word is coming from the girls. They really wanna sell their importance. To disprove the Op...

@OP You don't judge all books by the cover...by the way,i hope u gave ur android a name,hope its nt a female name..oh before i forget...ur android needs about 2k or more if nt mistaken every month for megabytes...thats nice.keep it up.hope IT makes you happy.

Justeenaleo:
i hope u dnt fvck ur android because da will b sicker dan d hat u will buy for it

are u always this blunt?

Lol

booqee: ok na..dey phuck ur android phone dey go. It must be so good on bed. Bro pls when are you tying the knot with it??

so u ar basicaly trying to tell us dat the only tin ur boifrnd benefits from u is ur pvssy?,I'm intruiged

wit my android,i control more dan 30 gals nd im dating none.still single nt searching

itsIYKE: are u always this blunt?

whr d blunt @?

jeslom:

U bloody fool has been spamming the whole Nl with ur half baked idiotic face, i see u lacked love, or yu were never given the necessary attention to make u happy, thus u deciided to remove others happiness by posting ur cheap ugly looking face..oh pls dnt giv me nightmeres mora fucka

LWKMD.

Date girls that are not interested in your money. [/quote]. Plzz also suggest 2d Op d company dat manufactures 'gals dt r not intrested in ur money'...No offence, I luv 9ja chicks...Spend on her if shez worth it. Buh @ OP, instead of growin old waitin 4d ryt gal, u can do a court marriage wid ur Android while u wait

De Wisedon: wit my android,i control more dan 30 gals nd im dating none.still single nt searching

i bet d 30 girls wudnt wanna see ur ugly face

Justeenaleo:
whr d blunt @?

OK

The girl I started dating for the past 2month just called to tell me that I should stop calling her.
I know my android phone cannot do that to me.

Justeenaleo:
i bet d 30 girls wudnt wanna see ur ugly face

will u STFU,its like u wan carry dis matter for ur head

E be like say dis bro neva shine any konga b4

Justeenaleo:
i bet d 30 girls wudnt wanna see ur ugly face

...dear justeenaleo..chill out..u seem like u gat axes 2 grind oer here..

Gbade60: Wished women weren't created!!! Wud av been a peaceful world!!! No woman no cry, no android no fun!!

Naa, then we'd all be gay? unless sexual instincts wouldn't exist as well...

itsIYKE: so u ar basicaly trying to tell us dat the only tin ur boifrnd benefits from u is ur pvssy?,I'm intruiged

i knew one daftee will point dat out in my post. Mumu..

itsIYKE: will u STFU,its like u wan carry dis matter for ur head

why u dey drink panadol ontop my own headache huh?

booqee: i knew one daftee will point dat out in my post. Mumu..

akwuna calabar

Hayjaycity:

how does he need help?.....is dere anything unreal in all the OP said?......he is a real guy and he has posted d reality and he is not trying to be a pervert like you..."SMARTPHONES MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL TO GUYS THAN GIRLFRIENDS THESE DAYS..Is it sex?...u can get that at a hotel or club, and they will do you better than your so-called GFs.

you really need help

Justeenaleo:
why u dey drink panadol ontop my own headache huh?

u flatter urself

He thruly needs help. Let find a way to help Him b4 is too late to handle in 9ja.

Android ko ambali ni, mugun thinking

itsIYKE: u flatter urself

painment

lorretta u: Why exactly is this on frontpage?

Cos the guy smartphone get smart toto and d guy enjoy am die