You need serious help

op Pls grow up

You will soon need a girl




all my ladies in the house make that look stunning and make that guy coming back or beta still hook that guy



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Justeenaleo:
painment

OK so be it,u win

Hahahaha one day someone will soon post he z in love wit his dog cuz it doz nt ask him "let's go 4 shopping". Dat z y many Naija no d last long 4 abroad cuz wen dem done test ur brain like diz, Fine diz kind virus dem go deort us come home

Hahahaha one day someone will soon post he z in love wit his dog cuz it doz nt ask him "let's go 4 shopping". Dat z y many Naija no d last long 4 abroad cuz wen dem done test ur brain like diz, Fine diz kind virus dem go deport us come home

Seriously, the way some naija girls demand for money is just too much. The annoying part is that you can never get a penny from them. They will shamelessly try to use se'x to justify their outrageous demands like they don't enjoy se'x too. I wonder why they moan and jabber during the act.

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

I wish u total abundance of Android smartphones, and total lack of girl friends IJN. Can i see u type amen.

If your girlfriend can be compared to a phone, one of you has a problem

Hayjaycity:

how does he need help?.....is dere anything unreal in all the OP said?......he is a real guy and he has posted d reality and he is not trying to be a pervert like you..."SMARTPHONES MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL TO GUYS THAN GIRLFRIENDS THESE DAYS..Is it sex?...u can get that at a hotel or club, and they will do you better than your so-called GFs.

Lyk seriouzly both Oyedokun and urself needs help!

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

Well i don't think ur crazy. If my gf was a "nagging-slutty-poker faced- chewing gum-phone punching- while having a conversation" kind of babe? I wud rather stick with my xbox360 dan die young and hv her using my coffin pix as her dp

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

hey! dis guy neva still get sense.. i pity ur life wit dis ugly face wey u dey post up nd down

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

Ugly black monkey.look his face like a chimp.

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

Ugly black monkey.look at his face like a chimp.

Sorry he said gulfrnd not wife afterall we all go for gf wen our body is hot. Beside no brazilian heir for my android phone

Its a funny post..

Its alphaa: you really need help

you are fucking crazy, i posted a comment and it has more dan 20 likes, and u from a craze world come here to tell me "I really need help"....your brain is getting watery...idat!!! where u from. abeg no come near me at all o, i will make u hate urself right away

jesusjewel1:
Lyk seriouzly both Oyedokun and urself needs help!

can u come to my help if u are a female with a fat round ass and can go more than 5 rounds in 3 hours without a lag and a nag....Can you?

Ok there are some things that are worth talking about but this is just

rezy15:
Well i don't think ur crazy. If my gf was a "nagging-slutty-poker faced- chewing gum-phone punching- while having a conversation" kind of babe? I wud rather stick with my xbox360 dan die young and hv her using my coffin pix as her dp

Lmao!!! but that was harsh tho!

Perhaps beta dan ur gf not mine dude...n by da way HOW OLD R U?

miss.terious:

What is all this?

and seeing the face the nonsense is coming from makes u marvel.

mrvocalprowess: u can sleep wit ur android i guess...how does ur android like it? missionary? doggy?touch ur toes ?so many cray personalities on nl !!!smh

I'm sure you read the post half way, I'll advice that you finish reading before commenting.

Justeenaleo:
no b u i see dem dey drag to yabaleft,so u never well yet

y u no go see me dere, no be ur b.f wey u don frustrate u go check dere?....the fear of girls is the beginning of understanding....
F.Y.I, i am completely sane, i wish i could say d same for u.

pauladonis:

y u no go see me dere, no be ur b.f wey u don frustrate u go check dere?....the fear of girls is the beginning of understanding....
F.Y.I, i am completely sane, i wish i could say d same for u.

Yeah I can clearly see ur display of sanity

most of u dnt just get it.. he mentioned galfriend not wife... watz d essence of galfriend even? if not for sex... and he fink instead of spending much money on a galfriend just because of sex... y not spend just little on my android and enjoy it to d fullest since i can control maself... for me oooo, thats nt bad.

fellis:

Date girls that are not interested in your money.

and who are those girls? Are they in Nigeria?? Tell me something! Cos, me prefer girlfriend to android any day oh.

Dis gals self 2 flirt dis days..d cn give u .gonorreah ,Hiv&aids up2 to type 20..any kind of STDS..CHEI..bt wit or witout raincoat evry moment wit android smart. U av ntin2 fear

My android phone will never leave me if its saw a richer male.I prefers my android to my GF joor

chei! c guyz going bananas o! u mean pple cn nw cmpare mobiles to human God creatd as help mate? Mehn u nid 2 repent o!

Worwor: and who are those girls? Are they in Nigeria?? Tell me something! Cos, me prefer girlfriend to android any day oh.

They are everywhere man, go out and find them.
If you can't find any of them among the women you hang with then change your circle of friends.

I know most people would see this as a crazy post but it's embedded with factual facts which can't be comprehended. The internet and my phones has been my best friends since I changed and dropped all my hypocritical friends. It's always there when I need it and it always keeps me in touch. It can make me laugh, have deep thoughts about whatever and blah blah blah! Bleep girlfriends!