iluvweed: How ordinary weed go land you for court?

I dont believe jare.....


If na so e easy I for don turn SAN or JUDGE since LOL

longjohnsilver: Oya come finish dis tori oh...






omo dat guy go hear am wen dat warder chop dat beans...damn

hustla: Omo I Don enter cell before
When I dey ss3.. Didn't do anything to them policemen
They just wanted money

Sarah a: . In all I thank God that gave you the opportunity to be alive to write out your experience.

firstofall: Mr Seun, the moderators, super moderators, administrators and everyone else, you all can now welcome me officially to nairaland and thats all for now. Thanks

Mr. Flexible:
Big question from a girl to me.

Why do you want to date me?.

She say she give me 3days to find out.


What should I tell her..

firstofall: Mr man what are u writing since that you can't complete on time. Nah same time you waste wey ekelebe come catch you. Abeg finish this story on time, am enjoying it.

Ryda: Guy i dey feel u jor
Is like we go create prison for nairaland sef, so once u get ban na to lock ur account

Buoyantic: Ooooooooh finish this thing or I go deactivate my account...

Decapo: Oh God! Where z dis man now...my mb wud finish now...I've been refreshing since o

Decapo: Broda quick come back o...u must finish dis tori dis nyt o....or I won't goto work tomorrow

experimentist: I couldnt sleep the first night, I was lost in different thoughts couple with the uncomfortable style of sleeping. I was very surprised and disappointed. I tot it's gona be a room for 2-3 inmates not I'm coming to meet a full house. I promised myself not ever come back here again. I thought of my family, my friends, my girlfriends. What will all they be thinking. I was so confused. My head was placed near one dirty and smelling dude that has a very big wound on his head. He prolly might have gotten it from where he was caught trying to rob or steal, I tot... "Oga dress dis yo smelly head jor!" I hollered at the guy. "You dey maad! Na who send u come here? Abi u chop winch?" D guy shouted at me. I just composed and ignore d wicked looking idiot. I stood up to adjust myself and switch to the other hand so to avoid the bad smell from dat arm-robber's wounded head. "Who be dat wey dey stand up, abi u wan escape?" A thick voiced guy shouted from the other end. "Oga no oh, I just wan change to the other side" I replied. "You for try excape na, na warder go blow ur head wit bullet" they said to me again and everybody busted laugh. How can I even escape in a room with heavy iron gate bars gate locked with a very mighty padlock, I tot.

I later managed to close my eyes and have a very short sleep. "Allahu akbar, allahu akbar" I was brought back from my short time sleep by the call to prayer and sahur by 4:30am. I didn't have food for sahur (food eaten by muslims at 5:00am for fasting) that morning so I couldn't fast that day. I just woke up, did my ablution and pray with them. After prayer everyone goes back to his sleeping position. It was then that I had some sleep.



I dey come abeg. Tori still dey oh.

experimentist: u beta go work o. No come talk say na me mek dem sack u.

elijah24: this is very real,nigeria police have done alot of damage to so many good citizens of dis country ,god ll help us out.my brother thans for the enlightenment kudos