Heyyyyy !!!
this is getting 'fightier'

Le Chac a Priest
Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!!
Anyway, u may be the next Rev. King

Criz
Pastor Johnbull is he the short one that worships under the bridge at Amukoko
Abi na Jamescow brother?

Hannibal:

An eye for an eye. . . . .a tooth for a tooth. (Exodus 21:23-35 and Leviticus 24:19-21).

old testament

check out luke6:29

Emperoh:

Le Chac a Priest
Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!!
Anyway, u may be the next Rev. King

hehehehe. . . . . Chineke mere I ebere.

Se wan fi were se yin ni?
I said no more venom

The next person that spits venom on this thread, I curse with my *********
Yes, am serious

rampagain:

old testament
check out luke6:29

I live by the words in ma Bible.
Exodus, Leviticus and Luke. . . . .I just pick the ones that apply to the situation and use it liberally.
The book of Exodus happens to be ma favourite.

Emperoh:

Le Chac a Priest
Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!!
Anyway, u may be the next Rev. King

Who is Rev. King??
I hope he is not anutha Clifford Orji.

woww!!! interestinnnnnnnnn!!!

naawee & debosky!!!!!!

Both of ya shuld take a chill pill!!!

@ Debosky,

I seem not to understand you! On what grounds are your deductions based?


If you are an MTV fan, man be. It doesn't bother me because I don't even
watch teleshows. Damn, too busy for that.

I'm an educated nigga married to the streets. Get this straight. I told
you I'm a working dictionary defying grammatical rules and I stand by that.
You know the motherfuckin' school raised me, and later made me sick, and them teachers
were nitpicking I was too crazy!This may not make sense to you but when u r grown up,
u going to have a clue.

I am creating a new and improved verbal style for the hood, "stupid".
You are too strait-laced for my likin'. People like you make me do me
when I don't want to. Won't you just try and kick knowledge, "sicka"?
Go read some nice books that'll add to your progression. Then use ur
fuckin acquired skills to make things happen. How prudish and very hackneyed
you sound!

In case you don't get it, know this-- I don't kick it , I punt it. I'm so wicked,
you want it? My mind is ringing on how to uncover the mechanics and workings
of the flowcharts to da lexuses, bro, I mean the exorcists!Damn!

We are from two different worlds. Arguing with you won't ever bring me satisfac-
tion. So you might wish to consider calling it quits.

If not, holla back and I'm bounce back very sprightly for you, silly chump!

You have to hide for cover on your own six feet deep.
You aint deep, so just relax.

I think I missed out on this one. How can one hide for cover ON your own six feet deep? Do you hide in a grave or on it? Or is this retarded nitwit simply inept at making simple punctuation? I will infer the former, given his previous display of profound obtuseness all in the name of sounding gangster.

I think you're right Hannibal, he peeps in his neighbour's window anytime there's a Jay Z track playing, thats how he learns the fake lines he's trying to pass off as his own here.

@ Criz

tell pastor johnbull that some people are trying to disturb my equanimity.

I'll respond to your latest retarded diatribe soon, need to finish dinner. but just as a starter, I never expected you to understand me, deductive reasoning/logic was never the forte of inbred sloths like yourself with a preference for blatant idiocy.

Ugh, what I hate more than an annoying, egoistic naija man, is a Naija man trying to act westernize!


Onyinye, come and get your boo o.

@debosky,

I make my own grammatical rules. You don't understand it, back off!

u guys shud stop this madness

Enuff both of ya!!!!

else. . .

debo

Okay,i'm going to call Pastor Johnbull from mama Ngozi's house.  .  .What's for dinner besides roaches?

Ok, so we all know we'll be getting ban tomor?
Esp. Tope and Jenny

@ poster
What you need to marry is
1. a steady source of income
2. love
3. Emotional maturity(has little to do with age)
4.understanding of how to treat woman in public, in the living room and in . . .
5. wisdom
6.
7.
8

As long as you have reached puberty and you can poke, you are ready to marry if you have all the above qualities.

There was 28 year old guy who had evrything he needed in terms of wealth. He told his father he is love and wanted to marry.
The father said no, he was still 'young'. he was not happy. The guy kept pestering his father who was not yielding. One day the father brought home a goat and told him to look after it.

few days later
a. the goat ate his yam, he grew annoyed and hit the goat. The goat cried and ran away
b. another day the goat drank from the water he was about shower with. H was outraged and kicked the goat
c. and on a faithful day, the goat pulled down a pot of soup he was preparing outside with its tetter.
The bobo went inside, brought his cutlass and severed the head of the goat. The goat only shouted ones and died

All these while the father has been watching quietly.
When the dad came out, he asked what happened? The bobo told him.

The dad told him women will do worse things. So yuou want me to bring someones daughter so that you cut her head like this?

The guy was ashamed.

debo please ruky said i should tell u that d babys pampers is finished and that u should go get some for her now

Ruby_Pearl:

Ok, so we all know we'll be getting ban tomor?
Esp. Tope and Jenny

and ruby

Ruby_Pearl:

Ugh, what I hate more than an annoying, egoistic naija man, is a Naija man trying to act westernize!
Onyinye, come and get your boo o.

Shoot. . . .  im through clowning on that nwoke. That freakin illiterate is ova there tryna as he put it "won't you try and kick knowledge". WTF does that mean? Well im through, i had my fun.

Hey lets all make our own grammatical rules. Who's in? Any takers? Come on it will be fun
I'll start. . . .

Miy nahyme iz Onyinye. Whuat iz yur nahyme?

Mayi neighme eez Cristalz

onyinye2:

Hey lets all make our own grammatical rules. Who's in? Any takers? Come on it will be fun
I'll start. . . .

Miy nahyme iz Onyinye. Whuat iz yur nahyme?

Pumbaa, don't even start any gangstar talk here.
No more Isi Ewu or Nkwobi for you @ Bissonet.

Cristalz:

Mayi neighme eez Cristalz

I am reporting you to ur Pastor.

onyinye2:

Shoot. . . . im through clowning on that nwoke. That freakin illiterate is ova there trying to as he put it "won't you try and kick knowledge". WTF does that mean? Well im through, i had my fun.

Hey lets all make our own grammatical rules. Who's in? Any takers? Come on it will be fun
I'll start. . . .

Miy nahyme iz Onyinye. Whuat iz yur nahyme?

rotflmao!!
I still can't understand what the Bleep he's typing. His own grammatical errors indeed.
Ask me, I call it illiteracy!
You were not sent to school to make your own grammatical errors, but to loose the current one you have and learn the universal one.
Plzzz, if anyone comes in here with anymore westernized slang rubbish, I'd . . . .I'd. . . . I sweerr! ugh!!!!!!!!

@Onyinye,

This is my veryself working on in here. It might sound preposterous but this is me.
I mean doing me. Before you know it, nigga be working on your psychological sub-
consciousness and you'll be carried away. C'mon, stay focus!

You biatch, u are in here again, I warned you to go play somewhere. I'll be fast to
snatch ur ugly ass off the streets. Godamn female punks!

Chei ndia ka naatukwa mgbo a

Onyinye
Wetin do u
Gwagodu m ofu ihe ndi igbo mere onwe ha

Le Chac
Errm i think Clifford Orji is Rev Kings senior brother's cousin
WHere u at his establishment for ur formation?

@ onyinye

please don't bother, I think his unique type of stupidity and vacuous reasoning is likely infectious. I will listen to the good people of nairaland and refrain from further decimation of this consummate retard.

PS - nawee don't quit the day job ok? I can't imagine how you find this much time to watch MTV and memorise rap lyrics while working in Micky Dees, but I guess there's TV behind that check out counter.

oops, I forgot, no more responses to the resident gangster-wannabe ogre.

Let me play along too - Naawee eez stooopyd.

naawee:

@Onyinye,

This is my veryself working on in here. It might sound preposterous but this is me.
I mean doing me. Before you know it, nigga be working on your psychological sub-
consciousness and you'll be carried away. C'mon, stay focus!

You biatch, u are in here again, I warned you to go play somewhere. I'll be fast to
snatch ur ugly ass off the streets. Godamn female punks!

Hush. . . . .Please, am asking you politely in the name of Gawd.
Because I am about to loose it on ya

Emperoh:

Le Chac
Errm i think Clifford Orji is Rev Kings senior brother's cousin
WHere u at his establishment for ur formation?

Anuofia!!!!
The OP of this thread would be disappointed at ya.
He is asking u if u feen 29 years is too early for marriage. . . .

Ruby_Pearl:

Ok, so we all know we'll be getting ban tomor?
Esp. Tope and Jenny

Chei . . . . .  
seun just released me on friday oo  

diz naa real online madness!!!!

Hannibal:


I am reporting you to ur Pastor.

Worrrt did ah did wrong?  

tope2000:

Chei . . . . .
seun just released me on friday oo

[s]he released and banned me thrice on the same day.[/s]
No big deal

Cristalz:

Worrrt did ah did wrong?  

Is this English or Greek??
Please speak what i can read. . . . . .
This could gimme the pink eye.

naawee:

@Onyinye,

This is my veryself working on in here. It might sound preposterous but this is me.
I mean doing me. Before you know it, nigga be working on your psychological sub-
consciousness and you'll be carried away. C'mon, stay focus!

You biatch, u are in here again, I warned you to go play somewhere. I'll be fast to
snatch ur ugly ass off the streets. Godamn female punks!

wats is all dis? was it necessary?

Ruby_Pearl:

[s]he released and banned me thrice on the same day.[/s]
No big deal

hehehehe
u no say u get multiple ID's na