ROTFLMAO

Lorlaahlozz:

ROTFLMAO

Pagelady, you are introducing Lukumon D virus into Chiboy's fone with this thing you are doing o. Stop it or face Chiboy's anger

SammyHoe:

That's Nairaland for you my broda, remember NL is a place wia everybody is entitled to his own opinion

so cus of wat i said dats y kaymania is serious??i thought we were joking nd having fun here?? seems i would stop my joking nd be serious.. @Kaymania no vex

stormybucci: so cus of wat i said dats y kaymania is serious??i thought we were joking nd having fun here?? seems i would stop my joking nd be serious.. @Kaymania no vex

Lol...stimes our moods are difrent that's what causes conflicts. The most important thing is the way we approach offences when they come and you have indeed done the right thing by saying sorry to Kaymania.

@Kaybaba, no vex

SammyHoe:

That's Nairaland for you my broda, remember NL is a place wia everybody is entitled to his own opinion

k, bro

stormybucci: so cus of wat i said dats y kaymania is serious??i thought we were joking nd having fun here?? seems i would stop my joking nd be serious.. @Kaymania no vex

bro, i no dy vex na

na yur YOYO BITTER cause gbege for my body

SammyHoe:

Lol...stimes our moods are difrent that's what causes conflicts. The most important thing is the way we approach offences when they come and you have indeed done the right thing by saying sorry to Kaymania.

@Kaybaba, no vex

hmmmm. thanks bro SammyHoe

Diz ur story hot pass hell fire sef
Na so I dey gbadun am each tym
More words to ur pigin oga mi

hebex12: Diz ur story hot pass hell fire sef
Na so I dey gbadun am each tym
More words to ur pigin oga mi

Hot pass hell fire ke?.... E sweet pass #orga.sm

Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa! Oga chiboy in hot soup.

I can sight oga EDOGHO for yonder.
How e dey be sir?

SammyHoe: I can sight oga EDOGHO for yonder.
How e dey be sir?

jus leave me o. u let everybody enter come lock door when i neva enter. since i neva chop. we go judge ur matter o. i don try all means to enter buh no way.

edogho: jus leave me o. u let everybody enter come lock door when i neva enter. since i neva chop. we go judge ur matter o. i don try all means to enter buh no way.

Bros no vex, it's my website developer. He isn't as good as I thought he was. For now we have all moved back to naira land, but I promise to bring back the site better later. No vex you hear

Una gud mawning for here o. Food don don.

[b]January 1/January 2

11:30pm to 1am

Quick, I don sharply move enter the corner wey Emeka dey.

"Emeka, Emeka," I begin tap am. "E go better mey you stand up now o. Adegoke with all hin many many yahoo yahoo boys don dey around o. Mey we begin run o."

Emeka hiss. Hin no even sabi as e dey happen. I check my time again. I nor even know why I check am sef.

"Emeka, den hold gun o," I tell am. Emeka use back hin hand tap me for mouth.

"Keep shut! Even though they be one thousand dem no fit use me do nothing. If they like make all of them hold machine gun."

I begin panic. Their voices don cover everywhere for the club. I dey hear people dey scream anyhow. I hear gun sound. Emeka snore one kine snore.

"Yes, person dey inside here!" Goke and hin people tok when den hear Emeka voice. "Na shoot at sight o! I go show that Chibuzor who I be!" Goke tok.

Chai! So, Goke belong sha! I don enter ram.
One door dey the room. I no sabi where the door dey lead to but the door get padlock. I begin look the padlock. Wetin I go do now.

Den don begin hit the main door. I dey hear dem they shout, "Open this door! Open this door!"

Sweat don bath me. How I go do now. I look roof look ground. E just be like say make ground carry me go hang for roof abi make roof come ground make I climb am.

The door strong no be small. No be matter of twenty minutes be this o. Den just dey there dey hit the door.

Goke phone begin ring for my pocket. Na Titi dey call. Which kine thing be this?

"Ha, ha, ha," Goke laugh. "Na my phone ringtone be that o. E sure me die say Chiboy dey inside there."

My mind begin thump. I look Emeka shake my head. The guy don travel far. I pick Titi call.

"Titi, Chiboy on the line," I tell am. "If you hear say I have died it is your lover Olagoke Adeyemo. He don kidnap us..."

One bullet enter inside the room. Na small e remain make the thing pluck my ear o. The thing just pass go enter inside wall for my back. Na to surrender go sure pass o because if they continue like this, den go scatter person head with bullet o.

I lie flat. What! I just see something. That door wey dey inside, the thing get space small for down sha. Quick, I don crawl out from the down kon dey pull Emeka leg.

I hear the sound of the door. Den don break am enter sha. Ah! Part of Emeka body still dey that room o. E be like say the guy don die sef. E too drink abeg.

I see as Emeka body drag comot kpatakpata for the place wey I dey.

"Yes! We don catch you!" I hear Goke voice. "Ha, ha, ha!"

"Who be this?" Goke shout when hin turn Emeka around see say no be me. Quick, I stand up dash out for the other room wey I dey. I begin tear race.

"Pursue!" I hear their voice. Den don hear my footstep when I run comot for that place. I run no look back at all. My heart wan tear comot my body.[/b]

SammyHoe:

Bros no vex, it's my website developer. He isn't as good as I thought he was. For now we have all moved back to naira land, but I promise to bring back the site better later. No vex you hear

i thought as much. so d guy just wasted ur time and resources? bring im matter make we judge am. one thing u'll need to keep eyes on when choosing a web developer esp when u're needing one for d first time, is their record. what they've done before and how they did it. if u like what u see, safe journey, if not.....u know d rest. buh u go give me food now sha?

edogho: i thought as much. so d guy just wasted ur time and resources? bring im matter make we judge am. one thing u'll need to keep eyes on when choosing a web developer esp when u're needing one for d first time, is their record. what they've done before and how they did it. if u like what u see, safe journey, if not.....u know d rest. buh u go give me food now sha?

What of d food wey dey up table
Wait o, do you also eat the food in the WAA house? Food is ready there too.

Emeka the smart guy wan use e drink put u for wahala now, if say una don run since, Goke for no come meet una o.....the idea be say, drink but don't get drunk...morning u ol.

Lafter unlimited!!

Humour undilluted.

3Dimension: Lafter unlimited!!

Humour undilluted.

Plus fear unparalleled... me wey dey write am sef dey fear.

SammyHoe:
Plus fear unparalleled... me wey dey write am sef dey fear.

danger is real fear is a choice. I sha know say nothing happen to chiboy cos else we will not be hearing this story.

3Dimension: danger is real fear is a choice. I sha know say nothing happen to chiboy cos else we will not be hearing this story.

You never read James Hadley Chase story abi? For hin Tory, person wey write Tory dey die wella.

SammyHoe:

You never read James Hadley Chase story abi? For hin Tory, person wey write Tory dey die wella.

and what would chiboy tell death when they meet face to face "no be today"

SammyHoe:

What of d food wey dey up table
Wait o, do you also eat the food in the WAA house? Food is ready there too.

I don eat dat one. i hear when u call me dat time. buh i dey vex then due to ignorance. i go chop now .

SammyHoe:
Plus fear unparalleled... me wey dey write am sef dey fear.

u dey fear to write? i don dey fear to read too. c as i dey sweat. rotflmao.

edogho: u dey fear to write? i don dey fear to read too. c as i dey sweat. rotflmao.

AS E DEY HAPPEN

JANUARY 2
1am-3am

[b]
January 2
1am-3am

If something never do person before na hin person go dey tok say tah! na lie! na film trick! and so on. This night I believe say actor and boss fight wey we dey watch for film fit happen for real life sef.

Kon see as bullets dey fly around me, but anyone no touch me. I remember say anytime wey I dey watch Fast and Furious, na so I go dey tok say e no fit happen. Imagine, all those bullets no dey touch the actor, how come? Na 'Olympus has fallen' and 'White house down' shock me pass. But now this my own go fit do Nigerian Action film o. E go even sweet pass all those one sef because my own na real life.

Kon see all the corner wey I dey enter for midnight. I jump enter inside gutter and under pavement, dey follow me enter. I even climb one compound fence sef. As I dey jump inside the compound na for one bulldog front I go land. The thing begin bark. As I take enter na so I take comot o. The dog sef shock as e see me bounce out of hin compound. The thing become dumb one time. Shock grip am hin lose hin voice.

I no sabi where the power come from. I just dey run dey sweat like christmas goat. Na five people dey pursue only me. Everywhere don dey silent since na night we dey.

I soon begin here siren. Some arm robbers just rob for somewhere. Now we don go mix with them as police dey pursue them. Dem reach like seven for the face off. As police dey shoot, den dey shoot back. Me with Goke men don go enter big wahala. We kon begin run helter skelter say mey we fit escape too.

One pickup park for front. The arm robbers na dem get am. Their drivers dey inside the motor dey wait them. Den don even injure one or two of them with bullets.

"Let's go!" one person shout. The thieves stop mey den dey shoot na hin dem begin rush say make den fit catch the pickup. Me sef follow them steady.

Na me first jump enter the pickup sef before like six other people kon join us. Street lights no on light so, everywhere dark.

"Ah! See life o! Those police wan finish us ni sha!" one person tok. Blood dey flow for hin leg. "Aaaacch!"

"Capoor! I no believe am! And prophet tok say today go good for us. Why?" One of them begin hit hin leg for the motor floor. All of them dey breath like cow.

"Mey we jus dey thank baba God say we complete for here o," another person tok.

"We complete? How?" another person reply. "We no fit complete seven lailai. Na for my korokoro eyes den shoot Bamboo. The guy don kpai o!"

"Na lie. We complete nah, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, you see am, Gbendu, wetin you dey yarn sef?"

"Na true o!" another person tok.

Me just bow my head. How I go raise my head make den kon sabi say I nor dey among them.

"I say I see Bamboo! Den don shoot am!" the guy tok again.

"Bamboo!" den call am so den go fit know whether e dey among them.

"Bamboo, oya, answer register joor!"

I run raise up my hand. I still no raise my face up.

"Yes!" another person reply same time with me. Fear grip me.

"Two Bamboo?" the criminals shout. "E no fit happen."

One person use hand raise my chin up.

"Who be this?" all of them shout.

"Em...na police e be o! E be like say I see am with the police that time."

"Aargh! Police in mufty! You are in trouble!" another person tok.

Den point gun for my head[/b]

U don increase my d.p

SammyHoe:

I just left the WAA thread and ama going to start typing AEDHA food now. Don't you slp?

I do.
I most times sleep early at night to wake up in the mid-night.



Very funny updates you've got up there.
I can't laugh o jare

Ehya,i dae pity dat chiboy o..make e no die o...nyc update sammy!..ma pipo,hw una dae?

VigorousV: Ehya,i dae pity dat chiboy o..make e no die o...nyc update sammy!..ma pipo,hw una dae?

I've missed you so much my sister... welcome back.

Double wahala for deady body. From frying pan to fire. SaTa3aLaL Na4 Ca4aMaMa2aNaT.

i op dn no go kill him,and i op also 2,say dn no go tok say make e join em,bkus......chai, dz tori dy captivatn e dn grip me,i dy fear o