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Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by stormybucci(m): 10:40am On Aug 04, 2014 |
sammyhoe if dat olagoke escape serious beating dis tym, i go unfollow dis tory sharp sharp |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by PrinceAdepoju(m): 10:56am On Aug 04, 2014 |
stormybucci: sammyhoe if dat olagoke escape serious beating dis tym, i go unfollow dis tory sharp sharpsee his mouth .... you are under arrest |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by stormybucci(m): 11:03am On Aug 04, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: see his mouth ....***raises hands up*** btw dis guy is jealous cus am d pagelord(oya 4 my mind)... sammyhoe, as d pagelord i need a dedication 2 "Moi" nd princeadepoju so he won't swell up lyk d bread thrown or dipped in water.. Lolzzz |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by bercarray(m): 11:20am On Aug 04, 2014 |
y u con end am 4 wier e dy sweet go,update sharp o,*drinks palm wine*haaaa e b lyk say u lyk suspense |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
stormybucci: sammyhoe if dat olagoke escape serious beating dis tym, i go unfollow dis tory sharp sharp See threat... lol |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by DONMAYOR19(m): 1:11pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Chiboy abi waitin be that ur mumu name, if that useless olagoke run this time eh, I go know say u cast for over mumu. |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by PrinceAdepoju(m): 1:15pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
stormybucci: ***raises hands up*** btw dis guy is jealous cus am d pagelord(oya 4 my mind)... sammyhoe, as d pagelord i need a dedication 2 "Moi" nd princeadepoju so he won't swell up lyk d bread thrown or dipped in water.. Lolzzzand I'm the assistant PageLord |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by tojahh(m): 5:15pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
See, Chiboy, since monrin I neva chop, I dey wait for this tory, no carry me play o. Oya chap chap, complete the yarnies. I wan soak garri now. |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Heymus(m): 5:46pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Hilarious!, you're too Much bro. |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Lorlaahlozz: 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Sammy hoe.....anything for d bobos and sis |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 8:09pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Sammy hoe.....anything for d bobos and sis Sure, this evening |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 8:13pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
stormybucci: ***raises hands up*** btw dis guy is jealous cus am d pagelord(oya 4 my mind)... sammyhoe, as d pagelord i need a dedication 2 "Moi" nd princeadepoju so he won't swell up lyk d bread thrown or dipped in water.. Lolzzz I hereby dedicate this update to you... Updating in progress... |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 8:14pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
tojahh: See, Chiboy, since monrin I neva chop, I dey wait for this tory, no carry me play o. Oya chap chap, complete the yarnies. I wan soak garri now. Welcome on board Tojahh!!! |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by tojahh(m): 8:14pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
I no want anything o, I just want the end of this ogbonge tory. 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by bercarray(m): 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
tojahh: I no want anything o, I just want the end of this ogbonge tory.ehn bt no hw no hw,u go still nid thirst quencher,dn't wori gulder is on it's way |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by bercarray(m): 9:34pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
dz goke dy 4m real lagos boy abi?e wan show smartness abi,okay o,na here i go dy,wey lyf go scatter,i pray make God count us among dos wey go finish dz ogbonge tori |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by stormybucci(m): 11:59pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
SammyHoe:no dare me ooo.... oya cum nd continue wat uve started, iyaf nor belle full 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 2:45am On Aug 05, 2014 |
stormybucci: no dare me ooo.... oya cum nd continue wat uve started, iyaf nor belle full Actor(Chiboy) and Boss(Goke) don meet each other, Wetin you expect again pass THE END? 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by PrinceAdepoju(m): 2:53am On Aug 05, 2014 |
no update here?? 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by PrinceAdepoju(m): 2:55am On Aug 05, 2014 |
I'm inviting Maputohq here.. *oya come and sit beside me sir * |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 3:39am On Aug 05, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: no update here?? I just left the WAA thread and ama going to start typing AEDHA food now. Don't you slp? |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by maputohq: 5:09am On Aug 05, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: I'm inviting Maputohq here..here. 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 5:22am On Aug 05, 2014 |
[b]January 1 9pm-11:30pm Olagoke Adeyemo turn say make hin run, but me don sharply grab am for trouser-that kine area wey police go grab you wey you no go fit free yourself. Olagoke Adeyemo wan run drive one punch enter my stomach but I sharply grab hin hand. Fight begin immediately. I carry am throway for ground kon sit on top am dey give am thorough beating. I punch hin face left and right so tey the guy just dey restless. People wey dey around just dey look us like say e no concern them. Goke suddenly sink hin teeth enter my shoulder. I shout kon leave am immediately. Chai! That bite too pain person abeg. Goke stand up begin run. I chase am. Hin phone fall down but hin no know. The guy don escape. At least me don pay am back with hin own coin. The uppercut wey he give me that day, I don use many blow replace am today. Hin eyes don swell up every angle. Emeka don drink to stupor. The guy don even vomit for one corner sef. Na 10:30pm we dey already o. Me wan begin dey waka now, but me no go fit leave Emeka alone o. The guy don drink himself to unconsciousness kon go hibernate for mosquito corner. "Emeka! Emeka! Me wan dey go joor!" I tok. "No disturb me," Emeka tok. "Go bring truck make e carry me for here because me don dey heavy," Emeka begin tear laugh. All hin mouth just dey smell alcohol. Wetin I go do now? Me no wan pass my night for club house joor o. I check my time again, 10:35pm don knack. Bus fit no dey to take go house again o. E be like say me go leave Emeka for there dey go my house o. I pull Emeka comot for ground but the guy just slip comot my hand like banana peel kon put another gear for hin sleeping mode like fat pig. I don try jare. Time to waka. Goke phone begin ring for inside my pocket. I bring am come outside my pocket. Na Titi dey call am. "Hmm," I smile. Now me go fit control Titi small if I fit alter my voice small make e be like Goke own. I pick the call. "Hello, Darling," I tok dey wait for her response. "Baby, where are you?" Titi ask. "Em..." I pause. I just remember say my English no good at all. If I tok, Titi fit kana say no be Goke dey tok to ram. I no Wetin I go do jare. I cut the call. Quick, I whatsapp am. "Hi," I tok. Quick, I don begin dey study the pattern wey Olagoke dey take respond am for whasapp before. Na the same pattern I go follow jare. I load previous messages for the whatsapp see how Goke dey flow. "Why did you end the call?" Titi whatsapped me. "I, er...I just feel that doing whatsapp is preferable at the moment, darling. How are you?" "Cool, and you?" " Doing fine. Ain't you going to sleep darling?" I chat. " I don't feel like sleeping. I'm just thinking about you..." Titi reply me. All my posts na copy and paste of the chat wey the two of them do for December 25, Christmas day. Me don kuku take control of the chat. Na me dey speak, na she dey respond. "Titibabe, I'm fine here and I can't stop thinking about you too." "Hmm...I know that's what you will say. Awwww!" Titi respond. "Sincerely I am missing you like aargh! I just want you by my side today, Christmas, but it's a pity we didn't get to see each other till now. I hope we can meet on new year day," I say. I begin wait for Titi response. I no sabi say I don do big mistake. "Goke, what are you saying? We are in new year day for Christ sake!" I no kuku dey read her post again, so I no sabi say she dey ask me question. Me just continue with the next post: "Sincerely babe, when can we meet each other? I can't imagine that I haven't met you face to face since June 12 when we met online." "Goke! But we have met on December 29 nah!" "Okay when and where should we meet?" I copy kon paste as usual. "Are you for real, babe?" "Goke! Goke! Goke!" "Will you marry me?" I paste am. Even me sef no dey read Wetin I dey post since. I just dey copy and paste chronologically. Now I check Wetin I dey post and Wetin she dey response. Chai! Kasala don burst o. All the chat wey den don do since last week na hin me dey repost. "Are you crazy Goke? Have I not told you yes last week on Christmas day?" Titi reply. I see the response. Shock grip me. Chekwe! I raise my face comot for the phone. Guess Wetin I see. Olagoke Adeyemo! The guy don arrange five big guys follow am. "Wey that guy?" they begin rake. I see pistol for one of them hand. I don enter ram today. [/b] 2 Likes |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 5:40am On Aug 05, 2014 |
hmmmm *dreaming* 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 6:12am On Aug 05, 2014 |
Kaymania: hmmmm Share your dream |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by stormybucci(m): 7:35am On Aug 05, 2014 |
ghen! ghen!! ghen!!! ghen!!!! eshinshin carry kpomo.... dat olagoke na cowardice, nd dat cretinous titi sef dae agree 2 marriage proposal 4rm person wae she never see b4.. they fit each oda mtcheew |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by DONMAYOR19(m): 9:45am On Aug 05, 2014 |
This episode funny o |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 10:27am On Aug 05, 2014 |
SammyHoe:OK This will be the second time i'll be dreaming about being kidnapped.. I don't know i how i got into the trailer but i was in it with my former friends(secondary sch pals), i could sense the trailer is conveying us to an excursion with the way my colleagues were behaving(they were clapping, singing etc), i was happy because i like going to new places so i went with the flow but as i was gyrating with them, i sensed i'm its a dream and that its not happening in real life 'cus i'm out of sec sch, so i stood still and something told me we are not going to any excursion, so i tried to jump off the moving trailer but i didn't because i was afraid i'm going to spoil my iPhone which i held firmly in my hand(in real life, na c2 i dey use pha), but i later made up my mind to jump without the phone saying 'my life is more precious than phone' (whc is true), as i made to jump off, i saw some guys monitoring the trailer, i caredless so i just jumped off, the man monitoring the vehicle didn't let me land before stretching forward his fist combatantly at me, as a guy who has been watching Jackie Chan's film since a kid, i professi0nally weaved it but i wasn't that fortunate as he stretched forth the second hand, it sent me to the floor but i stood up immediately after landing, and instantly threw my leg at him, it met him in the main part(dickie), it sent him to the floor and..... That was when i woke up 1 Like |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Karevwite: 10:39am On Aug 05, 2014 |
heheheheh another movie in d making........... |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by stormybucci(m): 10:40am On Aug 05, 2014 |
@kaymania 2much of hollywood nd bollywood films wae u dae watch don dae get effect 4 ur body, even ur dreams!!! d next tym u go dream say thief cum ur ouse, u cum beat d theives, u cum urinate 4 their body. To ur greatest suprise u wake up 2 find out uve bed wetted!!!!! lolzz |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 11:16am On Aug 05, 2014 |
stormybucci: @kaymania 2much of hollywood nd bollywood films wae u dae watch don dae get effect 4 ur body, even ur dreams!!! d next tym u go dream say thief cum ur ouse, u cum beat d theives, u cum urinate 4 their body. To ur greatest suprise u wake up 2 find out uve bed wetted!!!!! lolzz Never thought sharing my dream could cause this ish.. |
Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Nobody: 11:28am On Aug 05, 2014 |
Kaymania: That's Nairaland for you my broda, remember NL is a place wia everybody is entitled to his own opinion |
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