agrovick:
u just skyrocketed to the top 5 in the list of pple perceived as enemies

whose enemy?

ChokolateBoss:
Xerxes in 300? Oloshi!!! U wan dey climb ladder 2 reach him head? Lol


Like som1 noted elsewhr, e fit be say na d guy give her her 1st ooorgasm.
Dat guy don bleep dat woman senses comot, coupled with mind-blowing cccunnilingus. Possible....

She still needs help doh. Feel happy 4 d guy too. If na me I go throw big party...some women can chingom u till u lose half of ur weight

I'm 5'8" that's a perfectly okay height for a lady. Mtchewwwwwwww oh and love doesn't care about height. Its obvious you've never been in love or lust.

dyt babe:

Me international trouble maker?
Snaps fingers at him
Gimme the number first
I can tell frm voices if u broke assssssssss.sss

Tah! Na only u waka come, u want ur proteges to hold me to ransome abi. Is ur mail functional?

kastonkastrol: She must have inherited her foolishness from mrs pej.. Only lunatics like pej will do such a thing..

Come to think of it, what will the court even charge her for? Harassment or what?

What bring PEJ into this matter. Boy is not to late go for medical check up, I think is time people start monitoring how their kid use the internet.

agrovick:
Tah! Na only u waka come, u want ur proteges to hold me to ransome abi. Is ur mail functional?

I can't even rem the email addy
Mail the other DYts

Dyttt or Dyt

ty-tymer:

See true love.

if i slap true love. That is compulsive obsession and it is a psychological disorder.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

centje: It's very possible. Read properly...


She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, onhis cell phone, home number and at work

ok

Mondisweets:

wicked May God forgive you

Madness>

evegran: I'm 5'8" that's a perfectly okay height for a lady. Mtchewwwwwwww oh and love doesn't care about height. Its obvious you've never been in love or lust.

Na wa o! Wetin dis 1 dey sigh for nii? I tell u say u b short gal? Or I tell u anytin abt d requirements of luv? Some pple can't c simple jokes 4 wat dey are. Who told i've neva been in luv? Me I'm in luv with u o...na just small tin xerxes take tall pass me

dyt babe:

I can't even rem the email addy
Mail the other DYts

Dyttt or Dyt

u are wanted, confirm serial offender Which of the dyts?

The guy must have really hit that G spot wellu well

agrovick:
u are wanted, confirm serial offender Which of the dyts?

Any of Dyttt or Dyt

Mondisweets: whose enemy?

mine

ChokolateBoss:
Na wa o! Wetin dis 1 dey sigh for nii? I tell u say u b short gal? Or I tell u anytin abt d requirements of luv? Some pple can't c simple jokes 4 wat dey are. Who told i've neva been in luv? Me I'm in luv with u o...na just small tin xerxes take tall pass me

does Xerxes and ChokolateBoss sound alike? Pls answer the question silently and then find your square root. *catwalks away*!#

troy20: skyler white?

Hysenborg

agrovick:
mine

okay my enemy

Mondisweets: okay my enemy

hian! Instead of u to smother me with kisses so I can change my mind

dyt babe:


Any of Dyttt or Dyt

i'm on it, make do with the commercial break.

It's a lie.

agrovick:
i'm on it, make do with the commercial break; changed my mind :-D

Haaaaa
U are scoping me

ty-tymer:

See true love.

...just call that luv? I think is a big punishment for one to cal me for that no of time if only the record is clear

Mondisweets: you would know that

Ofcourse I would

Meestique: Her name shld enter the guiness book of record.. The guy sef no get 'off' button for im phone?

Very well!

Tallesty1:
This is not true, Oyibo people too dey lie. We have only 10080 minutes in one week so how long did it take calls to connect? How many seconds did the ringing last? How many minutes did it take her to compose the emails and texts? Does it mean she didn't eat, urinate, bath or change her clothes during this period? Does it mean her ex's phone doesn't have blacklist? How about the battery? Is it one million mah? I no believe abeg.

bros it might be true oo.... Moreover it is a combined total of calls made to his mobile, home nd office fones nd d report says she used up to 3 fone at once lol.. I ve received a combined total of over 100 missed calls from sum1 in just less than 2hrs

agrovick:
hian! Instead of u to smother me with kisses so I can change my mind

evegran: does Xerxes and ChokolateBoss sound alike? Pls answer the question silently and then find your square root. *catwalks away*!#

Abeg find 1 bush go hide...c dis one wan feel funky

dyt babe:

Haaaaa
U are scoping me

scope u ke? U no resemble microbe

Tallesty1:
This is not true, Oyibo people too dey lie. We have only 10080 minutes in one week so how long did it take calls to connect? How many seconds did the ringing last? How many minutes did it take her to compose the emails and texts? Does it mean she didn't eat, urinate, bath or change her clothes during this period? Does it mean her ex's phone doesn't have blacklist? How about the battery? Is it one million mah? I no believe abeg.

I'm not authenticizing this story, but it is very possible to get 77,000 calls in a week if your phone has the 'reject call function' which rejects a call immediately it is put through. Your phone wouldnt ring but you would see the missed call. When a person whose number you've rejected dials your number, immediately the call is connected but before it rings, the call gets disconnected so the person can keep trying but you'll get missed calls instead.


Just when i thought my situation was worst receiving over 99 missed calls in 6 hours.

Mondisweets:

and its settled, dont i just love u? What do u want? U can stroke my beards while u are thinking abt it

agrovick:
scope u ke? U no resemble microbe

Moju
Oh sweet Di Maria

Make I never vex seun oo
*runs away*