As i went to my girlfriend's hostel on monday this week in order to kill the boredomness that wanted to sniff life out of me in my place. As i got there, she entertained me to the fullest beyond my wildest imagination. But something went wrong which accelerated my boredomness back in multiple folds. As i collected her new bb phone, logged into her facebook account and checked her timeline. I met the shock of my life. 3 consecutive status updates as thus:

1st Update:TGIF....Clubbing things on ma mind---Friday at 5:15pm via *Nokia mini browser*

2nd update:I can't believe ma ears..A 60yrs old guy is asking me out for a night with an offer of blackberry phone.Very disgusting, he thinks am cheap---Friday at 11:24pm via *Nokia mini browser*

3rd update:Wow, yesterday's night was real fun, I feel great this morning---Saturday at 8:15 am via *blackberry*

Are you thinking what i am thinking?

One word for you:RUNNNNNNN

Lmao did that really happen?

o boi find ur way or u wuld b d nxt in ha update ;Do boi find ur way or u wuld b d nxt in ha update

You've got a FÜCKED UP shi/t lady for a girlfriend.
If you do not wanna get FÜCKED UP, you had better play FÜCKING game too

fuckshit: You've got a FÜCKED UP shi/t lady for a girlfriend.
If you do not wanna get FÜCKED UP, you had better play FÜCKING game too

i hear ooo

Look for another gf..... meanwhile keep bleeping her pls .... Infact bleep like 150 times then breakup with her. ... tats if u luv ur self o or beta still cry n die

tlanry:

i hear ooo

FÜCKING good, nothing do u, no dulling

Yungwizzzy: op that's my sis

U sure

OP!

You have a shitload of romantic problems.

This is one on a girl you met 6wks ago whom you just started dating.

https://www.nairaland.com/1804279/galfriends-really-customary-privileges-dey

And this your girlfriend in Borno.

https://www.nairaland.com/1809886/she-complaining-didnt-come-see

And then this.

who swear for you?