salvatore007: I as a kid never did any childish tin in d kitchen cause i was 2smart 4things like dat.. I was always in my room in lekki back den busy studyin one novel called Encyclopedia brutanica. D only childish tin i did was 2teach my mum how to save our gas from finishing quickly by reducing combustion nd increasing ventilation there by increasing d combustion as oxygen is in abundance. It worked like magic dats d dumbest thing av eva don sha. Hapi Sunday

Sijo01: Mine was to lick my mom five fingers after she finish adding spices to the soup/stew

donroxy: I was too inquisitive as a kid (around 4/5yo) only God saved me :

One day my Mama was boiling water with ''Boiling Ring aka Heater'' in the kitchen and I have always wondered what makes Heater Boil water ?

I rose up from my camp-Bed (my special bed) , walked into the kitchen and dipped my index finger inside the bowl of boiling ring ...... Grrrrrrrhhhhh , I met myself on my bed again, how I got there still amaze me till date

aminho: looking at the maids yansh

Damyion: Sneaking to the kitchen at 2am to have my real dinner...

Kslib: First, i'll carefully look at how inside of the pot is, then take the meat from the least noticable position a..k..a the one that wouldnt leave any hole in the soup/stew..

donroxy: Seun, Mukina2, Moderators pls put this on the Frontpage by morning!

I still gat two more 2 share : my own and my uncle .... My stubborn uncle got served !

onuwaje: There was a day momcy was cooking dinner(pepper soup) and men were very hungry... I mean very hungry.. So I went to the kitchen as momsy was dishing out popcy share I decided to act chin fu... I wanted to grab a piece of yam from the pot without her seeing me.. And as I tried.. The whole pot fell on the floor(capsized)..... Omo... Y'all know what happened na

Also I wanted to form black ninja one night.. The frying of meat I just couldn't resist the aroma.. I entered the kitchen that night and took a piece of meat.. As I was putting it in my mouth momsy catch me.... Omo I swallow big meat like that o... No evidence even tho say my mouth dey shine

WhyNa: Lol. Funny memories.

Used to chew the crayfish while pounding it jare.

My brother once stole a chicken piece that was left to drain so that it cud be fried. As im turn to comot see mumsy, im pocket am. My mum coded and since she knew twas hot and it was burning my brother, she made him stand there longer before giving him the beating of his life. To make matters worse, she called the rest of us and gave us a piece each just to teach my bro a lesson. Omo na so we file in come collect the shiken like better pikins.

My neighbour's son used to steal his mum's maggi cubes and sell it in school as choco milo.

frodobee: Hmm.
Did you see the hypocrisy of the posters above me? Same people who steal fish and meat from Mama's soup pot, lying on a sunday morning. Mama will always say 'diaris God o'