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Re: Osun Election: Omisore, PDP Head For Tribunal by shugar25: 9:07pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
*THIS HAPPENED AT SENATOR OMISORE'S RESIDENCE* [Omisore punching calculator and writing on his note pad. Then the phone rings] OMISORE: Hello! Who is this? GEJ: It's me your President. Sorry about the loss ehn...This APC rascals are stubborn ooo. OMISORE: Ha, my president, na so we see am ooo. In fact, that yeye Raufu get juju. [Continues punching calculator loudly] GEJ: Iyiola, what is that sound I'm hearing? OMISORE: I'm calculating sir. GEJ: Calculating what? OMISORE: All the money that I've lost on this election sir. Ha, owo wo igbo ooo. With all the bags of rice, salt and gallons of kerosene. GEJ: My friend stop that! Afterall, it is not really ur money. OMISORE: [Speaking in agony] What do I do about this 1,000 bottles of champagne now! GEJ: 1,000 bottles of what! Do you plan to open a bar? OMISORE: No sir! I planned to use it for celebration when they declare me as winner ni. Ha! Mo gbe ooo. GEJ: Stop that my friend! It is a blessing in disguise! OMISORE: Blessing how! You know I'm not from the royal family and the Ooni of Ife has no plans to die now. So being king is not an option. GEJ: I am making you an ambassador. A very special, very powerful and very dignified ambassador. OMISORE: [Quickly drops calculator] Ambassador to where sir? GEJ: To Liberia. You will have 3 private jets, 4 large mansions, fleets of cars, several foreign accounts... OMISORE: Ehnnnn!!!! GEJ: Forget what you're thinking. You're a man nw... We shall provide you with golden gloves, diamond nose pads, extreme security... [Omisore faints on the other end of the line] GEJ: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Chai! Network ehn.. |
Re: Osun Election: Omisore, PDP Head For Tribunal by shamson: 10:10pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
INSTEAD OF HIM ASK PEOPLE TO RETURN HIS RICE AND KEROSENE. I ADVICE YOU GO TO ILESA AND START PACKING YOUR RICE THROWN ON THE STREET
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