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Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by illuminati123: 7:45pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
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Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by Suarezilla(m): 8:40pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
rahymat: Nd dis poo made frontpage?,op ure nt criousWhr is ur sense of humor? U left it somewhr? |
Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by Suarezilla(m): 8:43pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
SEXYAMALUV: Won't even try dat 4 nw ooHim no dey complain? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by Suarezilla(m): 8:46pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
TundeCole: eHNNN! Kiss ke?Kontunu...these ebola u r sharing..diaris God uuoo |
Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by TundeCole(m): 8:59pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
Suarezilla: Kontunu...these ebola u r sharing..diaris God uuoo You want some share? |
Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by lyly911(f): 9:23pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
stinggy:funny.....i never knew you were a comedian |
Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by YoungWiseCash: 10:57pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
I kissed 2day... I didn't even remember d gal cam back frm lagos state.. |
Re: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by holaaa(m): 10:26am On Aug 31, 2014 |
Hold on...lemme try n remember... |
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