Ewizard:
Lolz..
I will if I were you *winks*

oh sorry,u have something in ur eye?

moyarhtohbadt: sharp guy! No time mehn!

Sometimes, it feels relaxing spazzing out with excess flirtatious energy. I guess the idea behind the thread is to put some smiles on the faces of Naira landers, given the tense situation the country is now. Apologies if my submission got you on the other side.

purplesummer:

We didn't say u shud come n smile here miss purple..lol...we all knw u got a charming smile...wats d best line u eva had a guy say 2u

Ivanspring: I don't blush

Talk well jor

badoolee: awchhh dat line is so romantic It makes me emotional

Lol its in U....idi well loaded ...sure dat line is also as romantic as
***plss Open ur Legs***

marieolae: The guys I've been wid r jus not romantic

Shoo...wen am here...
Come 2 Daddy gal

nellyelitz: have u tried being with Nelly?

nope

Dbestmax:
Shoo...wen am here...
Come 2 Daddy gal

lolz

Gentlebabs: Sometimes, it feels relaxing spazzing out with excess flirtatious energy. I guess the idea behind the thread is to put some smiles on the faces of Naira landers, given the tense situation the country is now. Apologies if my submission got you on the other side.

ok Gentleman.

Dbestmax:
Lol its in U....idi well loaded ...sure dat line is also as romantic as
***plss Open ur Legs***

noooo

Tolutunz: so bored...ping muah 7E005F8C

Lol! Is that the line he uses that makes you blush?

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

Tuale baba Tosting machine

marieolae: The guys I've been wid r jus not romantic

you have a pretty face though

badoolee: noooo

Mhmmm..U get sense abi

marieolae: lolz

I jst hate seeing gals unhappy...dey jst don't deserve it

Dbestmax:
Talk well jor

What did i do?

Dbestmax:
Mhmmm..U get sense abi

yes nau

Ivanspring:

What did i do?

Wich 1 b say u no dey blush....imagine say I dey woo u nw u go jst dey luk me 4 eye...lik am gibbering
U b witch

badoolee: yes nau

If ah catch u der Badoolee....
Na ur type dey make man commit****
Ah go nak u 1 is 1

Dbestmax:
Wich 1 b say u no dey blush....imagine say I dey woo u nw u go jst dey luk me 4 eye...lik am gibbering
U b witch

Well, i don't blush.

Ivanspring:

Well, i don't blush.

If dem ask u nh

marieolae: nope

u need give a try

moyarhtohbadt: sharp guy! No time mehn!

Dbestmax:
If ah catch u der Badoolee....
Na ur type dey make man commit****
Ah go nak u 1 is 1

ahnn ahnnn,dats not true jare

coolest01: you have a pretty face though

thnku

Dbestmax:
I jst hate seeing gals unhappy...dey jst don't deserve it

yup I knw

moyarhtohbadt: oh sorry,u have something in ur eye?

Will u b kind enof to help blow it off?

olasmith10: c all the ladies pretending as if this post was typed in Arabic language..

Funny u, na by force say, ladies must comment on it?

badoolee: ahnn ahnnn,dats not true jare

Lol prove wrong nah..wit all dat package

Ewizard:

Will u b kind enof to help blow it off?

oh,i'd have loved to..but i hav something in my throat..

Call it pride or whatever! But I know I am damn very good with words.
That's one area all my past gf's commend me very well. I score 100/100. I'm so good that I managed to send my immediate ex at least 1 text per day while we were dating and NOTE: I don't get the txt from all those 'sms books' or websites. They are all original, altho I sumtyms get inspiration from movies, songs, etc. But they are all 'products of my brain'

So, here is one I sent my gf bk in university! She cried... And am sure she fell more in love with me after reading it.

"There are days wen I may act stupid, not call, not txt, not ping, act like I dnt care, I may be non chalant, crazy, act like I dnt care any more but babe, forget dat one... I no go fit live witout u, ow na? U sef tink am... Wen u're my sun in d day and moon at eve and stars in d dark... See eh?! If u wan kill me nw, just talk say u no do again... E be like say u no knw say na u be my life, na only u fit press my mumu button.. Choi, but come Oº°˚˚°ºo !, shey u knw say I love u? Shey u knw say e don tey wey I don make up my mind say my pikin dem must call u mummy! I no wan knw ow long e go take Oº°˚˚°ºo ! But I no mind wait till u be my woman... Ok! Enuf of pidgin... All am tryna say is *****, I love u more dan anytin in dis world! No one can ever take ur place! Not in dis world or any oda one cos u've captivated my heart, filled my head and mind wit tots of u! Hmmm... Wat more can I say? U're just too good for me... So forgive me all my errors, I'm just human unlike u, who is my angel, my fairytale princess!!! Wow! *****... I can go on and on... But, I'll pause here and see wat u tink about wat I said! Waiting for ur reply!!! "

Ladies; what do u tink?
Guys; rate this.

P/s; I guess a lot of guys will be copying this and sending to their various gf's.
Warning: guys; u might not be the only sending it. Lol.
Girls; u might not be the only one he sent it too.

Advice: don't copy it. Or at least copy a lil part and edit.
Try being 'Original'. She'll know if its ur words. Ladies knw wen its a 'forwarded' msg.

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

if dis ^^^ is tru den niqqa u'z d bomb boko has bin lookin for!