dytbabe:

My dear this is jst one phase o, excitement go wan kee person, any msg u see for phone like this, u go begin think say na alert
Bt that special one that makes me wanna jump is when I see huge credit alert, I swear horses no dey kose for my belle o
I go come love the sender die, all my eyes go open

Chai, the love of money kwa

Vikky014: Now dis is funny*currently rolling on d floor*

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

badoolee: awchhh dat line is so romantic It makes me emotional

rapmike:

Girl, I won't mind my tongue dancing shoki on those boo.bs of yours.

badoolee: u ar fogiven,but pls don't repeat it

rapmike:
Girl, I won't mind my tongue dancing shoki on those boo.bs of yours.

temigracie: ....aaaawwww,for me alone....Tymax,u r also my super-asanwa....oya,take kiss....mwuuuuaaaaaah!!!......

Tymax:
Lol. A guy can't be asanwa na. Abeg o

temigracie: ...I blush alot....but i think i blush more wen a guy tells me dat i am looking sweet n chop-able.....i ll be like 'OMGosh,Grace u set gan ooo'....

temigracie: ...I blush alot....but i think i blush more wen a guy tells me dat i am looking sweet n chop-able.....i ll be like 'OMGosh,Grace u set gan ooo'....

dapzyadix: u luk sweet n chopable oya blush o

patmaine:
u 're so sweet and noiseable..can I noise u

temigracie: ...aaawwwww,tanks sweets

temigracie: ...huh...wats da meaning??

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

eyeview: There's one line that gets Nigerian ladies blushing and it goes thus: 'send me your account number'.

badoolee: u ar fogiven,but pls don't repeat it

Bryancrox: Guy yu tite,I owe yu a bottle of online beer

moyarhtohbadt: i jez fell in love with you!*sobs*

moyarhtohbadt: i jez fell in love with you!*sobs*

marieolae: The guys I've been wid r jus not romantic

golddeejay: me i go add weed for more correct instpiration.
I don steal dat 'fone fix' line. I go use am for that yellow figure 8 gal i just dey sight for area

Gentlebabs: Me: Hi Pumpkin, You must be born on a Sunday
Lady: Grins! Why?
Me: Cos heaven must be missing angel
Lady: Smiles (Looks at me with a side eye, while raising eyebrow.
Me: Truth is, you have all the paraphernalia of a beauty Queen/You are the beauty goddess of the century.
Girl: Hmhmhmhm
Me: My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?/My name is Diego, will you be my Palma
Lady: You are such a funny guy
Me: Anything for a pretty damsel. I'll go get all the gold in Saudi Arabia to chat with you again. Your number is ...080
Lady: Hmhmhmhm. .. (72% of the time, I get the number)

Now, would you subscribe/fall for this?

nellyelitz: have u tried being with Nelly?

OgidiOlu3:

Why didn't you upload your full picture? I'd have loved to put a face to that lovely body .