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Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by paragon40(m): 3:02pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
as for me I prefer fat girls over thin ones ohhh. she better calm down her own pple will definitely be around for her.. 1 Like |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Truckpusher(m): 3:02pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
safarigirl: this thread is nonsense. As far as I know, unless you look like Eniola Badmus or you don't know how to package yourself well, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong in being fat in NIGERIA.You must be living in another planet where they have another Nigeria. The trend is changing - Have you ever wondered why folks look at you when you walk into a place and you're fat? They are simply having a pity party for you because of your size and you take that for admiration then you must be on a long thing. Fat people in developing countries like Nigeria where the poverty rate is high with little or no medical advice on dieting and healthy living are likely to die before their 40th birthday. 4 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
...Well, I thank God am not easily intimidated by one slim ipakere chics or babe.....Omo, if she flaunts her slim body....meself go flaunts my fleshy body..... ...especially my backie ....God, am xoxo proud of that thing..... Whenever i admire my fleshyness..i admire that too...... 7 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
starlingbawa: The taste of pudding is in the eating 1 Like |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:04pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
temigracie: ...Well, I thank God am not easily intimidated by one slim ipakere chics or babe.....Omo, if she flaunts her slim body....meself go flaunts my fleshy body..... For the first time I would quote you. 5 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by 2legit2qwt: 3:04pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
50calibre: Fat people get no sympathy from me, I find them repellant. It's not always true that all fat people are lazy and some people accumulate fat due to certain health/medical condition. On the flip side, excessive fat is nasty especially those ones you could hear their breathing from a mile away after climbing the stairs. 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by safarigirl(f): 3:06pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Romanciella:my sister see our trouble o. We wey get problem never talk, na fat people wan follow us talk. As far as Nigeria and Africa as a whole is concerned, fat people are in paradise. I mean, things are so good for them that Monique did a whole movie to show them that even if Americans don't want them, Nigerian men are all for fat women. 7 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by honeric01(m): 3:07pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Teespice: team chubby or should I say fat But you ain't fat na, you are just meaty (Clifford Orji's fave) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by gatiano(m): 3:07pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
There is nothing wrong with being fat provided it is natural (natural built to be fat), however in 99% cases, it is not. breakfast- agege bread + ewa agonyin (beans) + 3 litres of tea/peakmilk or cowbell (chemical) + 5 table spoon full of white sugar on the way to work/school- ghana puffpuff at work/school (lunch)- rice, chicken + cow's guts + pork + plantain + pepsi or coke + not to be stupid one bag of untreated pure-water on the way home - 3 gala, a bowl of ice-cream, not to be stupid(so that it won't hang my troat) another mirinda. dinner - eba or amala, or moi moi, or fufu +ewedu + eran malu, shaki, ponmo, + 2 litre of tea (cos you don't want to get up too much to ease at night (pissing not shitting) with cowbell and 5 table spoon full of white sugar. he or she is chopping life to the fullest, life is good next day, if he/she is lucky, he go toliet to shit out the previous breakfast, he/she still has four large meals in his/her guts. add another 5 meals, shit out the 2 days ago ghana buns on the third day. he/she now has 8 meals in his/her guts, pork worms running things thru those rotting waste in a person. then he begins to get fat around all the organs and unburstable pimple. at 45 years of age, he died in an hotel making love, the blackman will say magunnnn, magun ni o. oti o, its not magun, it is gluttony! and overweight. ONE MEAL A DAY! WITH A LOT OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES. LOT OF WATER. FEW TIMES A WEEK, TEA OR COFFEE, LITTLE SUGAR. NAVY BEANS IS VERY NICE. THE OLDER THE BREAD IS THE BETTER (NOT A STALE BREAD) COS BREAD BLOOTS (SWEARS A LOT IN THE STOMACH). NO PORK! RESULTS. LOOSE WEIGHT, SAVE MONEY, NO NEED FOR DOCTOR, LESS PAIN, NO DIABETES + 95 YEARS STILL LOOKING LIKE 45! ITS HARD, GIVE IT A TRY. 9 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by delpharm(m): 3:08pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Nasso |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Truckpusher(m): 3:08pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
paragon40: as for me I prefer fat girls over thin ones ohhh. she better calm down her own pple will definitely be around for her..More energy is required to pound a fat girl silly -This is one road I do not wish to go through again in my life but I have noticed that smallish guys usually run after fat girls, I can't just figure out what's in it for them. 1 Like |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Bryan12(m): 3:09pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Fats girls are very emotional unlike the"akpo"slim ones. 1 Like |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by 50calibre(m): 3:10pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Some fat chics are manageable, but those ones with saggy bellies... Yuck!!! With fatness comes a variety of health problems, diabetes, high blood pressure, rheumatism, snoring, heart problems, stroke, sleep apnea, elevated levels of cholesterol, higher risk of kidney failure, increased chances of cancer et al As a matter of fact, a fat person is a ticking time bomb, he or she has a shortened life span, and could drop dead any day. Fatness is nothing to be proud of, it's sheer ignorance to say you're proud of your fatness. These days they've given fatness fancy words like chubby, curvy looool I laugh when I see fat chics call themselves curvy. In terms of a relationship with a fat chic, it's a fu*king nightmare. Some look good on cloths because the cloths hold their fatty bits in place, but When they take those cloths off, all you see are rolls of cellulite & fat hanging everywhere, it's disgusting. (I'm talking from first hand experience) Fat chics are prone to body odour, they often produce a putrid stench from their privates so their hygiene has got to be on point. If you're fat, you're as good as dead. Simples!!! I will rather be castrated than marry a fat chic. 6 Likes
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Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Ishilove: 3:11pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Nihilist:Sorry, I'm not Dr Doolittle. I don't banter words with animals. Homo Habilis, consider yourself ignored. 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Romanciella(f): 3:11pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
safarigirl: my sister see our trouble o. We wey get problem never talk, na fat people wan follow us talk.like seriiusly....m drinking 3 litrs of water everyday.....i also take drugs.....so as to add some lil flesh.......but still no changes...lol its rather sad than funny.... like the saying one mans food is anoders poison |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by just2endowed: 3:11pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
handysuzy: Saw this post on Linda Ikeji's blog and thought to share it here what about me thats tall? that happens to me in nysc camp that i have to look for the longest trousers yet io couldnt find any. i wore it like that till orientation was concluded. come and see me, the trousers was flying high. i must admit, i always feel sad if i saw a cloth but i couldnt get my size and lenght 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by safarigirl(f): 3:12pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Truckpusher: You must be living in another planet where they have another Nigeria.I wouldn't know cuz I'm skinny and nobody looks at me when I enter a room. At least fat people get looked at. Oh, you mean you haven't heard all the 'skinny' jokes? 1) If you get on a bike people say you'll fly of it. 2) You don't wear clothes, clothes wear you 3) I doubt a fat person has ever been asked "how will you carry a child when you're so skinny?" 4) Oh and the best of them all, you're called names like 'stick' 'kpekere' 'sugarcane' 'bone' Oh, things are 'awesome' for skinny people, we're so glad we're in a country like Nigeria where EVERYONE likes us and random guys walk up to us and chat as up cuz we look good. 4 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:12pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Teespice: team chubby or should I say fatNawa for you ooo..so when they say Phat girls should come out, you will come out ba Stop am oo You aint phatt in my opinion, not like I have a problem with fat people. I just don't like when the fat doesn't circulate round...e.g (big-up and small-down) 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nihilist: 3:13pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
[size=18pt]DO YOU PEOPLE REALISE THAT SOME OF US ARE AT WORK? WITH THE WAY YOU LOT ARE POSTING HALFNAKED CHICKS LEFT,RIGHT, AND CENTER PLEASE PUT A GADDEM NSFW TAG ON THE THREAD BEFORE I GET DONE FOR WATCHING P0RN0GRAPHY AT WORK!!![/size] 5 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by 50calibre(m): 3:13pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
BananaBender: Simple!! 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by paragon40(m): 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Truckpusher: More energy is required to pound a fat girl silly -This is one road I do not wish to go through again in my life but I have noticed that smallish guys usually run after fat girls, I can't just figure out what's in it for them.that my own choice brother... |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nihilist: 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Ishilove: Whatever you say Chunka |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by 2legit2qwt: 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Nihilist: [size=18pt]DO YOU PEOPLE REALISE THAT SOME OF US ARE AT WORK? WITH THE WAY YOU LOT ARE POSTING HALFNAKED CHICKS LEFT,RIGHT, AND CENTER Hahahaha Fat girls pictures all look like porn due to the massive parts 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by safarigirl(f): 3:15pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Romanciella:is it only water? See me wasting money on soya milk that I absolutely hate. I drink disgusting raw egg mixed with maltina or milk just to get fat. Yet one person that only needs to jog a few metres or walk a few streets everyday to get slim is bytchin bout something that has a remedy. 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by M4gunners: 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
One thing i don't like aber so called fat girls are, you will be helping some of them to gain back their shape, but when you turns back, they are already eaten chocolate, sweet things every mints, under their pillow, in the Car when they feels boiled. 1 Like |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
[quote author=teeo] Lmao. How would I be looking for a babe on the bed if nepa mistakenly takes light. Omo chubby girls all the way to Jerusalem [/quote]Just fling your bedsheet go up,she go fly up reach ground. |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by WarHorse1(m): 3:19pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Fat for Slim
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Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by 50calibre(m): 3:20pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
2legit2qwt: This is an exception however, most fat people don't fall under this exception. Most actually eat themselves to fatness over time, and then they acquire different sorts of illnesses then making its near impossible to lose the weight. Fatness is gradual process, that's why is good to tackle it early. 1 Like |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Romanciella(f): 3:21pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
safarigirl: is it only water? See me wasting money on soya milk that I absolutely hate. I drink disgusting raw egg mixed with maltina or milk just to get fat.yea its sad |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
50calibre: Don't front! We both know you date fat girls. 2 Likes |
Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Truckpusher(m): 3:23pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
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Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Nobody: 3:23pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
My d1ckkk doesn't stand well when I'm wid a thin girl But wid d chubby 2 Likes |
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