mencade5: hahahaha.....you need to free him from that girl....

They said a preacher is not welcomed in his own town. Perhaps you need to bring in a foreign master in the game to help out like 2sexy1 or tymax or rigamortis or 100cents.

lol.. Exactly.

These peeps don't really see anything bad when they are be magad. Until dia eyes don clear

mencade5: they, ladies dont bring anytin monetary. Only staled menstrualized pussssiiiiiii.



God dey!

omg...

softsparkyy:
I prefer "magafactor"...

...hehehehehehe..

Softsparkyy!!!....

temigracie: We dont call them 'MAGA'.....They are our 'benefactor'....

Emi na wa alanu
Funmi leyokan

2sExy1: lol. where is that legendary article by tai2?

abeg u fit bring the article come out make leetunechi copy give he brother?

Leetunechi:

lol.. Exactly.

These peeps don't really see anything bad when they are be magad. Until dia eyes don clear

show you brother this.. no need for too much talk: https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

mencade5: abeg u fit bring the article come out make leetunechi copy give he brother?

done

dytbabe:

Emi na wa alanu
Funmi leyokan

hehehehehehe...


You wan make them kee me ni??....
Your Soja-man will just faya me with AK-47 ni....

2sExy1: show you brother this.. no need for too much talk: https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

mencade5: abeg u fit bring the article come out make leetunechi copy give he brother?

una do well

thy lord sha set somebody free dis week

priscaoge:
osikwa pus sy #lmao

Nwanyi oma obu asi?ha afu ezigbo pu ssy di oku ishiwe agbaka nwe ebido nzuzu. Hehehheheh

rigarmortis: the key to not becoming a maga is to make sure you get sometime in return or dump her, in other words, if her love for you is suspect, you have two choices, hump or dump, if you choose to dump, do it in an offhand manner without showing you are hurt, like getting rid of a used condom.

however if you choose to hump, never pay more than reasonable and also never seem too eager to get "it", another key is to never send money in absentia, sometimes even when you are in a relationship with a girl, sending money in absentia can make her get used to fun in your absence, let her associate the good times with your being around, with time she wont be able to differentiate the two.

if you strongly suspect drop hints and gauge her answer, if confirmed, drop it like its hot, the s,ex should be a tool to reset her into submission, women give a little more respect to someone who has seen her n@k3d and has combed her, gradually turn her into side chick things, the good thing is that girls who know how to ask, also know how to give, if you know how to take.

lastly there are some who consider themselves wise, the want to aske but wont give OR TAKE TOO LONG TO GIVE, these are a waste of time, they are not worth the effort, there is no time or joy in finally bedding a GREEDY girl after a life time of pursuit, we work with time here, we only live for 80 years average on earth, why spend a chunk of it on some urchin?

drop her, there are others like her around, mass products shouldn't be choosy. move to others.

this shouldn't stop you in your quest to get a reasonable one who dosnt think you are a walking atm machine, who will truly love you, but even these ones have a time limit, otherwise you turn into a nuisance.

Dude easy!!
Do u have anything against girls??

Leetunechi:




una do well

thy lord sha set somebody free dis week

amen and amen.....hahaha

Leetunechi:




una do well

thy lord sha set somebody free dis week

After being battered back and front, I lost my cool on these daughters of eve. It's to a point that I get easily irritated and angered by them. If a girl do shakara, I no dey waste time waka pass. One still play me maga when I dey serve but it was nothing because I had learned to drastically reduce what I give... due to their tendency to abuse the privilege. I played along and still kept the communication open. The fool come back say errmmm she broke but she no know how to ask me. sey she no fit afford her personal effects... na so I vex give the curse of her life. she no believe her eyes.

I don cool down for nairaland na. if na before, all the ladies dem know me wella.

I have a conscience that's why I am very lenient in my dealings with them... else, most of them who think they are smart... no know say, where their smartness stop, na dia some person own start and no get ending.

Of course fear no let the idiot come near me again na. she no say na die cos I for show her say na inside ghetto I grow and I saw things while growing up.

These days, na small pikin eyes I take dey look them cos... when a man has bigger things to worry about, no be woman go come make am no fit sleep.

My way of dealing with many of them is achieving more and being better than they left me... so far so good, it pays.

strive to be a better being. there is more to life than worrying about women. I no near woman for so long so tey my sister ask me one day whether I be GAY. O boy... funny, right? e bad reach like that. So, why one person go fit say she fit make me nor sleep. I can stay for long as single as possible... so if one girl dey feel like super girl for wia I dey, she dey waste her time.

rozzay:
Nwanyi oma obu asi?ha afu ezigbo pu ssy di oku ishiwe agbaka nwe ebido nzuzu. Hehehheheh

From experience, pussy is free.

When you start paying at first, you are a maga.

When you start paying after getting pussy, you are just helping the girl or she don boyfriend you.

Again, pussy is free..

TinyPrincess:

Dude easy!!
Do u have anything against girls??

Tthis is what they say when it does not go down well with them... when I took the podium, they often asked me this question too. funny... things

100Cents:

From experience, pussy is free.

When you start paying at first, you are a maga.

When you start paying after getting pussy, you are just helping the girl or she don boyfriend you.

Again, pussy is free..

Na u wey dey talk go even be d bigges magawu if we trace u reach ur zanga. Abeg make we hear word

2sExy1: Tthis is what they say when it does not go down well with them... when I took the podium, they often asked me this question too. funny... things

Seriously dude....u were talking like u have something against females.....really doesnt matter whether it goes down well with us or not

rozzay:
Nwanyi oma obu asi?ha afu ezigbo pu ssy di oku ishiwe agbaka nwe ebido nzuzu. Hehehheheh

I wept

chimerase2: I wept

Y? Don't tell me u. Be maga no 15 for dat ur babe

rozzay:
Nwanyi oma obu asi?ha afu ezigbo pu ssy di oku ishiwe agbaka nwe ebido nzuzu. Hehehheheh

The only thing that can make a guy deny his Mom...Nne ihe di na ukwu di egwu

priscaoge:
The only thing that can make a guy deny his Mom...Nne ihe di na ukwu di egwu

Korrect!

priscaoge:
The only thing that can make a guy deny his Mom...Nne ihe di na ukwu di egwu

. KEDU IFE DI NA UKWU? D

rozzay:
Na u wey dey talk go even be d bigges magawu if we trace u reach ur zanga. Abeg make we hear word

Baby, o pullover.

I get record. Any girl I fall maga for, nah because I wan marry her, otherwise.

I don break female heart more than 30..

But I don notice say any lady way wan marry man dey give him Toto on the first day. While me dey respect the girl to preserve the Toto for marriage.

So i have rewired my brain for every lady to see me as potential husband and damn the subsequent consequences.

Rozzay, do you understand the science involved ?

100Cents:

Baby, o pullover.

I get record. Any girl I fall maga for, nah because I wan marry her, otherwise.

I don break female heart more than 30..

But I don notice say any lady way wan marry man dey give him Toto on the first day. While me dey respect the girl to preserve the Toto for marriage.

So i have rewired my brain for every lady to see me as potential husband and damn the subsequent consequences.

Rozzay, do you understand the science involved ?

Akukwo

2sExy1: After being battered back and front, I lost my cool on these daughters of eve. It's to a point that I get easily irritated and angered by them. If a girl do shakara, I no dey waste time waka pass. One still play me maga when I dey serve but it was nothing because I had learned to drastically reduce what I give... due to their tendency to abuse the privilege. I played along and still kept the communication open. The fool come back say errmmm she broke but she no know how to ask me. sey she no fit afford her personal effects... na so I vex give the curse of her life. she no believe her eyes.

I don cool down for nairaland na. if na before, all the ladies dem know me wella.

I have a conscience that's why I am very lenient in my dealings with them... else, most of them who think they are smart... no know say, where their smartness stop, na dia some person own start and no get ending.

Of course fear no let the idiot come near me again na. she no say na die cos I for show her say na inside ghetto I grow and I saw things while growing up.

These days, na small pikin eyes I take dey look them cos... when a man has bigger things to worry about, no be woman go come make am no fit sleep.

My way of dealing with many of them is achieving more and being better than they left me... so far so good, it pays.

strive to be a better being. there is more to life than worrying about women. I no near woman for so long so tey my sister ask me one day whether I be GAY. O boy... funny, right? e bad reach like that. [size=14] So, why one person go fit say she fit make me nor sleep [/size]. I can stay for long as single as possible... so if one girl dey feel like super girl for wia I dey, she dey waste her time.

O boy, nah the bolded dey pain me pass...

And the worst mistake is to go and tell her that you can't sleep because of her, if nah beta babe, she go understand but the cruel ones will punish you more.

I dey do good boy for my street make people no dey see me with woman, but this girl don hurt me too much. For now, as they come, they get laid..

rozzay:
Akukwo

Imagine o. The last babe wey i wan marry come give me the thing, I dey avoid am. She con turn me maga. I called her one day and told her that I understand everything as e dey for table now so I can't give her a dime again.

Nah my mistake nah. So I have stopped calling too. The day she wakes up to her original default settings we continue.

That's how ladies want it.

softsparkyy:
We have bleeping maga naaa.
Ooh you guys don't know? For our mind we know the bleeping magas.

hahahahahahaha... Ooooh dats rili wonderful

softsparkyy:
So what what will happen, You wanna bash us

eehn now... That's wen u would see all the frustrated magas pouring out their doubts

rozzay:
Biko nwanne idi okay!for dis post dat u have posted! Tosyn2much yes we have come so wat have we done again

Rozzay dnt tell me you also fall in this category 'magar-ing male species

softsparkyy:
Tosyn oya come answer.

I was a bonafide maga when men were boys... I was a maga at PhD level but now.......