jennylove7575: Give the babe belle list go reduce. Na the family go dey beg u to marry her wen u give her Belle.

I wish the belle go be two in one shot..

Lacomus: Igbo things I guess

Its not igbo..

I heard that person fit marry @ Igbo with just 20K..
Mahn d pple no value girls ooo...

Finepaparazy:
Abeg, as a good friend, u
advice make I continue with
the
marriage?
Pls drop ur comment!!!

Nothing is too much to spend for the love of your life especially if she's loyal

Finepaparazy:


I wish the belle go be two in one shot..

it can be...during sex, just put pillow under her waist and turn on the air condition.

jennylove7575: it can be...during sex, just put pillow under her waist and turn on the air condition.

are you talking from experience or is it " they told me"?

greaterlove: are you talking from experience or is it " they told me"?

try am first..

@Op..u don enta..Jersey for the youth ain't fair na.u be futball scout?

HAPPPY SUNDAY ALL....

FATHER FOR JUST REQUEST FOR SHOPPING MALL..
dat wuld have made d list SIMPLE!!!!!

Op is a "LION KING." He knws wat I mean.


catching fun wit respondents n Lhao.

Now, the community have made it known to you how important and valuable their daughter is. She only goes if the price is right-the whole community smiles. How do you value her? Or is she the greatest piece of ass you have ever tasted? You may wish to double all those items listed if she's really worth it.

Is she from Akwa Ibom? I heard that's exactly how their bride price lists are?

jennylove7575: Give the babe belle list go reduce. Na the family go dey beg u to marry her wen u give her Belle.

Abi na. Na dem go dy chase u about.... twil be free of charge dat tym

jennylove7575: try am first..

ok I will but with you first.

Like serious there is a state in Nigeria that do this buti dnt wanna mention the name here so I dnt scare many guys from their babes..

greaterlove: ok I will but with you first.

Greaterlove so u want give jenny belle?

Jenny u better take cover bcus guys like this their sperm is so active to produce triplet and above in just one shot..

Finepaparazy: Like serious there is a state in Nigeria that do this buti dnt wanna mention the name here so I dnt scare many guys from their babes..

Imo State ryt?

Finepaparazy:


Its not igbo..

I heard that person fit marry @ Igbo with just 20K..
Mahn d pple no value girls ooo...

you head lies bro

#offenceooo
But if all ladies bride prices are costly
I bet u even muslims will be marrying only but one

Only?

what's the meaning of all these?? Wat kind of list is these Please who's marrying who again??

Odunharry: ON BBM.
ME: Hi, Sup? You look pretty..
LADY: *no reply*
ME: How are you?
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LADY: WOW!! Thanks, which
network?
ME: Cartoon Network.

Gud morninin and happy sunday
2 u all.

LMAO

valmunich: Who also pees at the side of the toilet just cos it makes less noise?

Me, especially at night when every where is quiet.

Chuksemi:
Me, especially at night when every where is quiet.

Ohk sire, so we are both into this?

Story

valmunich:
Ohk sire, so we are both into this?

Its quite fulfilling..... When I started , I was very little. I thought that if I made much noise with my urine at night, armed robbers would become alerted and come after me. . Thank God I am older now, I still do it just because I hate the noise it makes if my urine were to go in directly

Op, this is what you should tell the father of the bride. Infact the whole family self.

Chuksemi:
Its quite fulfilling..... When I started , I was very little. I thought that if I made much noise with my urine at night, armed robbers would become alerted and come after me. . Thank God I am older now, I still do it just because I hate the noise it makes if my urine were to go in directly

Lol... Your own bahd oo

As much as I know that this list by d op is fictitious, but make una no try ikwerre and especially kalabari people(both in Rivers State) list ooo.
This list dey learn for there.

Finepaparazy: Marriage Na wa ooo.
Come see list
wey I collect from my propose wife family.

1. 20 liters of hot drink 2. 7male goats for
elders

3. 7 female goats for the old
women

4. 22 Jerseys, 22boats and
10balls for the youths.

5. 120yards of Nigeria wax
for the young girls.

6. 30 tubers of yams and
40sea fishes for the oldest men and women
in the family.

7. 7 Kola nuts and 10 bitter
kola.

8.One bull for the king and
elders in council.

9.A sewing machine for the
younger sister to my purpose
wife.

10. 5 trip of sand and 7 bags
of dangote cement.

11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm
wine.

12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.

13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the
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14. 20liters of petrol

15. 4 handsets for her
other siblings

16. 7 cartons each of star
beer,coke
and snap.

17. The father and mother's clothes with the
sum of
N180,000.

18. 2 big box that will be use
to
park her clothes.

19. A white bicycle for her uncle.

20. when coming with the
above
items, come with the cow
head that
will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Abeg, as a good friend, u
advice make I continue with
the
marriage?
Pls drop ur comment!!!

Hehehehehe! Only Bathroom slippers for the villagers? What about soaps & sponges??

Congratulobia!

Happy Married Life O

Try & see your Bank Manager with a good Matrimonial Biz plan

Or drop her & summon courage to talk to one of these nice girls on Nairaland