miqos02: op, whats wrong with point 27?

kreezzy: 30- Unconsciously
29- If he's cute
28- Every time
26- I like doing it
24- If I hear say I go
19- Did it last week
18- Sometimes
17- Every time
16- Would stand up and go
15- Wella
12- I don't murmur cos I won't pay
11- I can't do without it
10- Very well
9- Yes
5- Yes O°˚˚˚ , so I'll see people that don't pray
4- Yes
3- No, so I won't somersault in church
2- No
1- Yes




nawa ooo, so funny.

datguru: None

bustyhelen:


Op nothing is wrong with 27, reading a bible portion from ur phone.
Everybody does that.

tojahh: Am not guilty of any, only that I always imagine how much the pastor is gonna take home after the service and why he wouldn't pay when he calls for donations for a project.

ritapearl: 23

When friends invite me to church, i dont like coming out as a first timer since i'm sure i'm not coming back there again or i wont become their member.

So what's the point going out as a first timer?

I dont want their coke and them disturbing my phone every minute jor!

Superstar007: I'm guilty of checking 'em fine chicks out not only in church but in any gathering. The first thing I notice on arrival are 'em pretty chick. . . I dunno why but am extremely good at it, that within 3mins I can spot all the fine chicks sitting anywhere within my sight's range.

Then another is scrutunizing every
word from the speaker, picking out grammatical blunders, wrong use of registers then weighing the intelligence of the individual and checking if his statements are logical.

lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

amtalkin:
God forgive me i am so guilty of the above

kreezzy:
No, just harmless flirting