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Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 7:05am On Sep 28, 2014 |
1 Pressing your phone in the church during service. 2 Answering/Making call during service 3 Sleeping/Dozing during service. 4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand 5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them 6 Wearing Headphones while in church 7 Sagging to church 8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister 9 Checking out a brother 10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating 11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother 12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering 13 Toasting a sister in church 14 Toasting a brother in church 15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church 16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon 17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement". 18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon. 19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church 21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others. 22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue 23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time 24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again 25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher 26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit 27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o) 28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon. 29 Lusting after the pastor 30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously. Which number are you guilty of? Lol 40 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 7:05am On Sep 28, 2014 |
I'm guilty of 1, 8,16, 17, 21 and 27, 28. Hope 27 is OK? 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by hugelyendowed: 7:15am On Sep 28, 2014 |
8 13 20 I'm guilty. 20: one day as I brought out my wallet to bring out money to put inside d offering envelope, d CD mistakenly fell off, I quickly picked it. Only d sister sitting beside me saw it. I was embarrassed. I left immediately after the offering as I wasn't comfortable again. 9 Likes |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by bustyhelen(f): 7:21am On Sep 28, 2014 |
I'm sure many will claim not guilty of any. Don't lie today is Sunday o. I'm guilty of 22, 26, &..... wait am coming 2 Likes |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by bustyhelen(f): 7:22am On Sep 28, 2014 |
lalasticlala: I'm guilty of 1 a times, 16, 17 and 27, 28. Op nothing is wrong with 27, reading a bible portion from ur phone. Everybody does that. 3 Likes |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 7:23am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Guilty of 1 and 3 Sleeping/dozing off to the extent that I've prayed about it but to no avail. Everytime I feel like sleeping, I start pressing phone and I won't sleep again. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 7:25am On Sep 28, 2014 |
FrancisTony: Sleeping/dozing off to the extent that I've prayed about it but to no avail. lol. That's 1 & 3. Pray harder 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Enoquin(f): 7:27am On Sep 28, 2014 |
16 & 28 People use headphones while in church? Ladies don't sit in the front in my church 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 7:34am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Enoquin: 16 & 28 yea I saw one guy wearing headphone last Sunday in the church. Really? ladies don't sit in d front? 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Enoquin(f): 7:51am On Sep 28, 2014 |
lalasticlala: Na wa. What was his aim of coming to church then? Only bachelors and men whose wives didn't make it to church sit in front |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 7:54am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Guilty of just no 1 and that's to open my Bible . 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 8:05am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Wearing headphone in church is a stupid thing 2 do... |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by vosquare: 8:05am On Sep 28, 2014 |
guilty of 1 and 29 and also 9 and 11 but dats after service if u r checkin sum1 out,u wont c clear picture bt afta service u wil |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by vosquare: 8:06am On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrIknowAll: Wearing headphone in church is a stupid thing 2 do...i take headphones 2 church bt i do nt use it during service but on my way ome 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 8:08am On Sep 28, 2014 |
iTs beTtEr daT waY daN puTtinG iT on like a cHurcH taUt |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by vosquare: 8:09am On Sep 28, 2014 |
FrancisTony: Guilty of 1 and 3chisos!! 4 Likes |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 8:28am On Sep 28, 2014 |
All of the below. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Mrval20(m): 8:35am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Guilty of just two: -Sitting down when instructed to stand up, sometimes though. -Checking out what others are wearing. By the way, who doesn't do this? 3 Likes |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by mumumugu(m): 8:46am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Not going to church |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 8:56am On Sep 28, 2014 |
vosquare: Jesus you mean? Is it bad 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by tejpot(m): 8:56am On Sep 28, 2014 |
I just fell victim of number 1&2 cos I opened this thread during praise and worship 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by kurajordan(m): 9:03am On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Lordseyad(m): 9:04am On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by sirjohnson(m): 9:04am On Sep 28, 2014 |
13. Toasting a sister in church |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by amtalkin(f): 9:05am On Sep 28, 2014 |
God forgive me i am so guilty of the above |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by datguru: 9:06am On Sep 28, 2014 |
None |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by iamodenigbo1(m): 9:07am On Sep 28, 2014 |
1 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by montestic(m): 9:07am On Sep 28, 2014 |
tejpot: I just fell victim of number 1&2 cos I opened this thread during praise and worship u 2 funny |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 9:08am On Sep 28, 2014 |
vosquare: guilty of 1 and 29 and also 9 and 11 but dats after service vosquare u 2 funny |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 9:09am On Sep 28, 2014 |
30- Unconsciously 29- If he's cute 28- Every time 26- I like doing it 24- If I hear say I go 19- Did it last week 18- Sometimes 17- Every time 16- Would stand up and go 15- Wella 12- I don't murmur cos I won't pay 11- I can't do without it 10- Very well 9- Yes 5- Yes O°˚˚˚ , so I'll see people that don't pray 4- Yes 3- No, so I won't somersault in church 2- No 1- Yes 4 Likes 1 Share |
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