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Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 1:59pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
RFella: Omg...am guilty of almost everything...I once wore sun shade to church, so I"ll confuse the ushers while I sleep peacefully...Lol, @ wearing sun shade to church to confuse d ushers while u sleep.. nawa ooo 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by RFella(m): 2:03pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
nnekamezor: Lol, @ wearing sun shade to church to confuse d ushers while u sleep.. nawa ooo Yes oh...I don't want to say d name of the church for obvious reasons...but I always planned for my sleep cos of the boring service |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by BreezyRita(f): 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1. Sometimes 2. No no 3. Not in my church tho 4. A few times. But not in church. mostly during camps. Their own dey too much 5. Do. But I pray too, even with eyes open 6. Never 7. Never 8. Guilty 9. Guilty. Who no like better thing? 10. At times. not unnecessarily 11. Only if I have to get it out then....lest I forget 12. No 13. No 14. No 15. Not really. Had a chat with someone at camp. Service wasn't ongoing sha 16. Guilty 17. No. We don't give long announcements 18. Used to. Not now 19. Not guilty 20. Me? 21. So guilty!! 22. No way!! That's unforgivable!! Can't try it 23. Did. Once. 24. Kk. That's so none of one's business!! Its a decision thats personal. 25. Never. Once in, stay in. 26. Not me 27. At times. 28. Guilty 29. No way!! 30. Hmmm?? I don't sit in front sha |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I 'm guilty of #10 especially wen i meet a pal @ d church,we tend to discuss a lil bit den halt nt to disturb / distract ppl around. I'm equally guilty of # 17 too. Nt always tho except wen am SICK. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 2:11pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
RFella:hmmmm, nawa ooo, datz serious |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by masciv: 2:12pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
amtalkin: It means you're probably proud.Could also mean you're extremely shy but for you to openly admit, it means you're also having a good heart. Try to work on yourself and you'll be glad you did. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by 30secs(m): 2:14pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I'm guilty of almost all of the crimes on the list. Jesus must not come and meet me inside church o, cos I am sure I will likely be commiting one of them crimes |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lomprico(m): 2:25pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
bustyhelen: Pastors do it too. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by donwise1(m): 2:36pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1 & 27 I know no girl/ lady here will accept being guilty of No. 30. but most of them girls here are sampuwa in front seats. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 3:08pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I'm guilty of 1,8,27 and 28. But I'm most guilty of 28. I do check my watch alot during sermon(s) either long or short. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by ifyeez: 3:19pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I cant help buh to comment. I do most of it. We are humans, we r bound to disagree atimes. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by erasokafor(m): 3:26pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
kreezzy: 30- Unconsciouslyswty e be like say u do pass .mine na to carry cd to church.happened to me once.I saw it in my suit pocket wen I was about to go for offering.and that's the suit I use to kip it at home.lets say I wore d wrong suit that day.as for flirt I do that by giving a lift to the sister after church but never took any to bed. That I try not to do even though it has been hard.#confession. So how far did ur own flirt last(the extent) ?confess |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by kobonaire(m): 3:31pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Toasting ...... .... origins of this slang?? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Marcelinho(m): 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
bustyhelen:So if every one does It, It right? how about sex before marriage that almost every one is guilty of does that make It right? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
No 8 and 13 God am sorry please forgiveness me. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by zyzxx(m): 3:46pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Janetozi: 1 = because i need to check and write date before taking down the pastor's messageGud point |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by kenniesam: 3:47pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1,3 and 10 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 3:52pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
erasokafor: swty e be like say u do pass .mine na to carry cd to church.happened to me once.I saw it in my suit pocket wen I was about to go for offering.and that's the suit I use to kip it at home.lets say I wore d wrong suit that day.as for flirt I do that by giving a lift to the sister after church but never took any to bed. That I try not to do even though it has been hard.#confession. So how far did ur own flirt last(the extent) ?confessNo, just harmless flirting |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by CzarRex: 3:59pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1,3,5,10,25,28 dats y i luv most redeem within 3 or4 hrs ur out of church |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by zyzxx(m): 3:59pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1.sitting while instructed to stand up. And d reason is dat I do interpret and wen I step down from d alter my leg may be paining me. 2. I read bible on phone |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by choppu: 4:01pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
FrancisTony: Guilty of 1 and 3I feel ur pain, it used to happen to me until I talked to somebody about it & she said its an indication dat I need to join the ushering dept where I'll v to stand. I did as she said by joining the dept & it turned out to work in my favour. Av been working as an Usher in my church for over 3yrs now. I think u should do same....JOIN THE USHERING OR SECURITY UNIT 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by CzarRex: 4:03pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1,3,5,10,25,28 dats y i luv most redeem churches within 3 or4 hrs ur out of church |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by chux76(m): 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
ArcBishopmarie: Me i go lie abeg.. Guity of : Guy which Catholic church do Men and Women separately? Haba!!! |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
kreezzy:Ur replies to d points given by d op makes u a person who doesnt know why she goes to church.... well frm my perspective sha..... |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
crixtex:The ''why" I go to church isn't anybody's biz and you really don't need to judge |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 4:19pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
kreezzy: 30- Unconsciously Jeezz !!! u toooooooo 4nyyyy |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by willorie(f): 4:21pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Lol am guilty of 21, 24 & 27 plus giving deaf ear to unecessary testimonies especially those ones dat happen to peeps everyday & they don't give a damn abut it or get to excited abut it |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 4:26pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
PAINGAIN: Lol. I'm guilty of all d prolonged service ish, I mean how do u expect me to b in church for 6 hours? I also check out sisters,even other people's wives. And yes I do pretend to speak in tongues sometimes. I like to sit by a pretty girl so yes I do have a problem when ushers tell me where to sit. I do sit down sometimes when others r asked to stand,I mean some of these people will tell people to stand for 20 minutes. What da heck, I haven't been to church in months. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 4:26pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
adekennis: @OP..YOU DID NOT INCLUDE BROWSING NAIRALAND DURING SERVICE. Thats what I'm currently doing :-[ lol. that's number 1 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
kreezzy:Yea by all means..by all means... sorry though i will to look up your profile... |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 4:32pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
jennylove7575: I am doing number 1 and 29 ..right now..ha ha ha ha ha ha....OP....you dey see vision o....ha ha ha ha ha..seriously the new priest in my church is very handsome o...handsome oyibo guy, red lips, get swaggs..talk sexy and cool..see angel Michael...ha ha ha as am pressing my phone he is just looking at me with corner eyes..its because of him I came early to take the front seat...ha ha ha ha ha ha ..hell fire calling... lol |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lalasticlala(m): 4:46pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
egopersonified: It is only a robot that hasnt done at least one of these, even the pope is guilty of at least one. |
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