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Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Crocz(m): 11:32am On Sep 28, 2014 |
[quote author=Kachisbarbie] You can say that again... . Though I can't remember being to all these places 'today' Romance and religion only...my bad |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Glocee(f): 11:32am On Sep 28, 2014 |
4 and 17 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Sarimah(f): 11:33am On Sep 28, 2014 |
4 nd 16 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 11:33am On Sep 28, 2014 |
emmabest2000: None of Above Then its either you are not a Christian or even Human. No offense, just saying 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by ifekemmie(f): 11:33am On Sep 28, 2014 |
1 Pressing your phone in the church during service. 2 Answering/Making call during service 3 Sleeping/Dozing during service. 4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand 5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them 6 Wearing Headphones while in church 7 Sagging to church 8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister 9 Checking out a brother 10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating 11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother 12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering 13 Toasting a sister in church 14 Toasting a brother in church 15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church 16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon 17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement". 18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon. 19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church 21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others. 22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue 23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time 24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again 25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher 26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit 27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o) 28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon. 29 Lusting after the pastor 30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously. Which number are you guilty of? Lol Am guilty 1,4,21 and 27. + murmuring an complaining dat d service is taking much time especially testimony n child dedication. may God forgive me. As for No27,some ask if i can use my fone to fight d devil, i said no its my bible. Devil is just luking for way to distract us from God. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 11:39am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Sleeping/dozing Checking a lovely sister,that two of d above sometimes discourage from going to church like 2day I did'nt go,if I go I will sleep and look at many a#ss including married women. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 28, 2014 |
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongueLmao so you mean some people actually fake this.. Hmmmm God is watching 1 Like |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 11:42am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Sleeping/dozing Checking a lovely sister,that two of d above sometimes discourage me from going to church like 2day I did'nt go,if I go I will sleep and look at many a#ss including married women. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Kirinwa: 11:45am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Op you bad gaan. Nobody is innocent of all there. Am guilty of about 4 there. Na waoh. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by timilehing(m): 11:46am On Sep 28, 2014 |
It all depends on the situation |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by valdes00(m): 11:53am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Guilty of none.. Cos I dnt go to church.... |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Sunshinelady(f): 11:57am On Sep 28, 2014 |
kreezzy: 30- Unconsciously. Wich kine punishment u wan giv us ni? U wan make we de scroll up & down to crosscheck wat each number says abi? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 11:58am On Sep 28, 2014 |
4 5 12 16 17 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I am still in church |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by roufy235(m): 12:00pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
none |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Sarimah: 4 nd 16u are my crunch. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by JerryJJZ(m): 12:16pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
All of dem are terrible sins againt God and man. Dat no 22 is d worst coz itz sometimes unforgivable..... |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Sarimah(f): 12:16pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
dancok: u are my crunch.crunch? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by brightisodje(m): 12:16pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Listing after some good sister who came to tempt pastor |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Funjosh(m): 12:22pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Elantracey: Guilty of just no 1 and that's to open my Bible . Elantracey you are almost a Saint I am Guilty of 1-5 10, 12, 15-16, 18, 23-27. Am even doing number 1 now self and am very sure not to stay till end of the service |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Funjosh(m): 12:25pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Sacluxpaint: I am still in church we are both guilty of number 1 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Agbele1(m): 12:26pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
16 & 17 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by topemirates(m): 12:28pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Guilty of everything... Oya murder me!!! |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Funjosh(m): 12:29pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
valdes00: Guilty of none.. Cos I dnt go to church.... Why do you coment then |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 12:32pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
FrancisTony: Guilty of 1 and 3i thought you are an atheist |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by lastchild: 12:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Enoquin:why? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Nobody: 12:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Sarimah: crunch?can I add u on BBM or whatzapp,that is u can share ur pin or phone num..with me huh? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by talk2cj08(m): 12:43pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1, 8, 21, 27 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by zonax(m): 12:44pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1 though just to turn it off I I remember I didn't do that before coming in, 13, 16, 17,30. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by mikron(m): 12:46pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Meeeen me na 1 and 27. But im very sure 27 is not a crime in the house of God |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Dassyslim: 12:46pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Wat i just did................pressed my phone |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Ichel: 12:48pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
bustyhelen:That it's done by everybody does not make it right. |
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