vikkyboboski: truly telling, all my life ladies has been after me but d fact remains does dat wants me is not does am after, such is life, if I tell u guys d recent one dat happened u guys will pity me shaa, I hate wen ladies dey cry for me for wat is best known to them, nobi wen u like a person and many be d person no dey interesting. nobi to leavam ni but my own naa war. and dis happens cus of being nice to Ladies. I dunno wat to do shaa. should I Change?

alexis007: ...ma guy,u don bother to ask Ifa?

chibwike: wow...lol..u bad gan..badt guy

yemstok: Back in school then, there's this beautiful lady we attended the same fellowship W.C.F. Everytime we had morning devotions/bible study, she'd always wanna sit with me, she'd ask for my pen,borrow my bible when she had hers. I knew what she was up to but kept my cool. When she realized I was an engineering student, she was soo happy and demanded I would take her in MTH, I couldn't disagree cos she was irresistible.
We fixed a night class the following week...the class we used was very scanty of students, we got started with Laws of indices,logarithm and the likes sha. I realised when I explain a particular law to her, she'd pretend she didn't get it. She wud want me to repeat the explanation cos anytime I do that we make eye contact..me I knew what she wanted.
To cut the story short sha, after 4 night classes. She told me that she'd want a change of location. She said she wasn't comfortable with the class we were using, we changed the venue to a more scanty class..on the fifth tutorial, we had a very long one(na teach I teach am o), she was sleepy and asked if she could sleep. I was like 'sure, u shud rest now' I was shocked when she demanded she'd place her head on my laps.
Who am I to say NO? My laps served as her pillow for the night. She slept comfortably. That wasn't shocking enough. When I was seeing her off to her hostel, she stopped and told me she appreciates me for being there, her exact words "I appreciate u so much for being there. I love how u take me MTH, u made it seem so easy. I knew uve got something special when I first saw you. I love you..I want more from U" and she gave me a big,long hug. Then I took over from there....

I'm gonna stop here.

chibwike: Lol..owke, was just kidding though

No p

alexis007: ...ma guy,u don bother to ask Ifa?

naijaboiy:
LoL....ok which do I talk about

Alright let me share this one

there is this pretty girl in my faculty who is my senior in class,,she usually stares at me when I pass her way and sometimes she whispers to her friends...but I don't talk to my seniors.

One day I was at the ATM stand to withdraw money and she was standing in the queue in front of me.

She left her position and came to the back to meet me,,introduced herself and asked for my name which I replied.

She said she had been seeing me around in the faculty and likes the fact that i'm quiet and reserved and would like to get to know me.

I said no problem and the next thing she collected my phone and typed her digits telling me to please call when I can.

I did call after two days and we are still close till now

Incredyable:
sorry o bros.
i hope dat girl is not uwa?

naijaboiy:

Incredyable: how far na?

I dey ooo,,how your side

naijaboiy:
I dey ooo,,how your side

alexis007: ...guy....typo errors plus 2much 'ions' in ur essay...u be welder?

Incredyable:
me just dey chill o.
how skul?

Baba school tight!

No space

Goodmorning

daveP: (sights her and traces her to her seat) greenlights


(remembers, smooches his chin and smiles)

Tymax:
Lol. I was really suspecting them cos, they are fine chics. I fear small sha. You know na, it might be spirishual.

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

alexis007: ...guy....typo errors plus 2much 'ions' in ur essay...u be welder?

Ferdybaba: hmmmm...I have had such experiences and it scares me sef...Lemme just share 3 cases
1. In my secondary school days....a girl came from a neighboring school to meet me...She was like ' I have heard about you, and have been watching closely, I think I like you and would love to be your girlfriend' .....I was dumbfounded for a bit, that was the first time I blushed, and all I could mutter was 'am not interested' ..Lol.

2. In the University...... A pretty blue eyed girl approached me and was like ' I like your height and I heard u are studying Engineering, would really like to know you more', she collects my fone and types her number......I ended up deleting it though

3.While Serving as a Corper......This one got me scared, I can handle advances from young single ladies, but from a young married woman, ah it became abnormal to me oooo....This woman met me at the Market and was like ' Corper I heard you are my cousin's mathematics teacher....I said Yes. She was like ok..I will see u in church.After service, she walked up to me and started saying she wants us to be close, she likes me, she wants to be my friend, and even asked for my watsapp number and Facebook ID..chai I say I don enter wahala. This woman disturbed me until I threatened to report her to the pastor.....
I know some guys are facing these challenges out there, it is really not easy...

chibwike: yeah, its not easy for us the handsome guys

MuhdG:

Hahahaha. U sef enh

tope24:



for food only (FFO). LMAO

01emek: my Guy i don't joke with food oo

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